Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

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While "pregnancy brain" and "mom brain" is definitely a thing, Alex has always been retarded and the way she constantly highlights her retardation now with "OmG mOm BrAiN 🤪🤪" is not cute at all. Also "mom brain" is mostly from sleep deprivation and the stress of suddenly being responsible for a little human 24/7, which we know Alex is definitely not experiencing.
 
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This is a grid post dump, and it brings us up to date with Alex's Instagram.

One story post I missed before (from today or yesterday):

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Before I start dumping grid posts, I want to highlight something from the first grid post that shows the true essence of Alex. Compare these two views of the same photo:

Without tagged items view toggled on:

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With tagged items view toggled on:

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Learning to be #sponsored, indeed.

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Next post up is about Yar's birthday. The photos are in black and white, which is how you know that their love is serious, true, and profound.

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I think this pumpkin thing is a social media trend-- Alex Dacy did something similar last year, and I remember looking into it at the time.

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The next three grid posts are videos. Here are the captions for all of them:

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Sure, why not take your preemie to a mall food court?

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This comment is pretty wtf. Why tell Alex? What do you expect her to say? What is she even supposed to say?

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Sponsored remote lock video:

This is the lock product. $329-349 USD for the lock, $199-249 USD for the bolt.



Yar birthday video:



Sponsored fat socks video:

 
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RainbowStarlight said:
Looked up that brand for fun, 20$ a pair???
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120$ for a pack of 6??? They look thin AF in the close up photos especially at 20$ a pop.
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Fairly typical prices for merino wool blend socks plus the fat tax on extra material. That said, it's deeply funny that a performance, hiking based sock is being sold to sedentary fats at $25 a pop when they could just go buy a dozen tube socks for $4.99 that would work just as well. You don't need a merino wool blend sock to sit around eating chips and watching TV.
 
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Do those socks actually fit her cloven hooves? If you want Merino Wool, didn't Costco sell a 6 pack for something like $25? (It's been a few years)
 
She's making such a big deal over the pumping, but there isn't going to be much to pump if she does it only once or twice a day, and lazy Alex is definitely not pumping every time baby gets a bottle to keep up her supply. Waste of money for something she will soon give up entirely in favor of formula.
 
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Fat Alex's latest Instagram stories and grid post.

Adorable baby quiff.

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No dogs here, only bears!

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Vlog announcement.

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Hands-free breast pump shill.

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Please do not say "snugs."

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Hands-free breast pump, $59.99 USD (Amazon link, of course).

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Comments for this grid post-- as well as all the ones I posted last time-- are highly monitored and sanitized. I don't bother capturing them all if they're all some variation of "omg slay queen! Mama glow!"

Caption and sample of comments:

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Look at those adorable fat cheeks! The baby's, that is. I should've specified.

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As always, a bathroom selfie.

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NGL, I’ll bet Anderson Pooper is just a snuggly little love bug. Bruno blending in with the toys is super sweet.

Baby/dog PL: Our dog used to “guard” the Vinegar Kitten’s crib when he was a wee little squish. She was not a brave girl in any sense of the word but from the day her Boy came home, she was absolutely devoted to protecting him. I wonder if that is why Bruno is posted up on the nursery floor. He seems like the best boy.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
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She bought the Iphone 16 Pro because it has "a feature that filters out background audio". This phone costs $1,500 (absolutely insane) and the audio in this vlog sounds like SHIT.
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FFS, just as I was becoming attached to her new intros, she's back to just 'hey you guys, welcome to a new vlog' with her fat face featured in the first millisecond. Argh.

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(stubborn sack of shit video wouldn't load until I popped open Tor. Then *pop*, it loads just fine. FFS.)
 
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I must have been the most disorganized, stupid, slob of a new mom. At this stage of new parenthood, I felt as though I couldn’t find the time or energy to leave the house.

I was still struggling to get enough sleep, shower often enough for civilized society and keep up with laundry.

Hair appointments? Manicures? What were those?
 
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Instagram dump, featuring yet more outings and restaurant dates. Newborn who?

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"yes zaddy"-- ew, Alex. Just no.

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Two grid posts from Yar.

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Fat-- excuse me, "thick"-- watch bands:

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Eating at Cru Café in Newport.

Editing because whoops, forgot video:

 
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DefCon Dumb said:
I must have been the most disorganized, stupid, slob of a new mom. At this stage of new parenthood, I felt as though I couldn’t find the time or energy to leave the house.

I was still struggling to get enough sleep, shower often enough for civilized society and keep up with laundry.

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That's probably cause you were the primary caretaker of your baby, I am sure Yar can relate to this. Alex only does the fun stuff like going on walks, dressing baby in cute outfits and cuddling, as soon as the baby starts crying or needs to be fed or changed it's handed back to Yar. Very modern family.
 
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