A Hot Mom? On what planet in what universe? She sold her soul to the Devil and now it's time to pay up.
Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother
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Sorry I'm late with this. Been convalescing from an injury.
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The barrel jeans are dreadful, even on the thin models. They are either too short or too long, and really loose denim seems a dumb idea from the get go for such a loose style pant. The only reason I can see Fat Alex so determined to get some are I assume they are trending on TikTok. The shirred elastic waist won’t last long stretched to its limit either. Fat Al really needs to size up to get close to the reality look, and like many other fat fashion influencers could use an iron, or at minimum a steamer. I don’t know how she could look at herself in these pants and decide to actually leave the house in them.
I also wish she’d lose the trucker caps that are too small for her pumpkin head.
I also wish she’d lose the trucker caps that are too small for her pumpkin head.
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I'm hoping she starts wearing shirts in the correct size. My boobs and arms hurt looking at how tight her t-shirts are.
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That “messed on” shirt she had to change was 100% related to something besides the baby like she wants everyone to think, probably making food or spilled soda
beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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I'm NEVER talking about this again.
It's a nothing about nothing and her gross ass sherpa jacket is back. Don't bother.
But it does hold a lot of very aggressive face dabbing while talking about Oprah and her weight loss which is lol.
Edit: actually do watch and also archive. She is on a fucking madness/manic bender, threatening to delete all her previous weight related videos. The bitch is fat and crazy, I would not have sex with her while she's also kind of implying making her son as fat as her but that's not really a surprise, is it.
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I appreciate the way she's talking about "I will never mention my weight anymore on my channel!" while she is putting on a literal clown face, kek.
It's very sad that she's giving up on weightloss now that she has the best reason ever to be in shape and live a long life, her CHILD! I guess she doesn't care if Anderson loses his mom to diabetes or heart disease as a teenager and that she won't see him get married or hold her grandchildren in her arms. The 700 calorie coffee abominations and donuts are worth missing out on all that in her mind. Tragic.
It's very sad that she's giving up on weightloss now that she has the best reason ever to be in shape and live a long life, her CHILD! I guess she doesn't care if Anderson loses his mom to diabetes or heart disease as a teenager and that she won't see him get married or hold her grandchildren in her arms. The 700 calorie coffee abominations and donuts are worth missing out on all that in her mind. Tragic.
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This is just a preparation for GLP-1 arc, she just doesn't want to explain her again changing her story and if she potentially loses weight (I bet she is hopeful seeing Nancy's success) to avoid infuriating body positive stans.
ETA: poor Anderson…
ETA: poor Anderson…
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Taken from Reddit (I went looking for the original comment but looks like it’s already been deleted).
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Unfortunately, I didn't catch that either. She patrols all her various comment sections so much that it's easy to miss things. I did manage to catch an exchange on Instagram between two (apparently) genuine fans/followers. The one I'm sharing below was still up when I looked just now-- maybe she left it because they do appear to be real fans? Or because they didn't specifically discuss weight?
It's amazing that she denies altering her photos. Fat Alex is fat. She's amorphous. She looks like uncooked dough, but with really bad skin. I wonder if she knows yet that there's a new candid shot floating around?
I glanced at these two profiles. Both were private, but both appear to be the women's own heavily-used Instagram profiles. In other words, these accounts weren't just created specifically to troll-- they appear legit.
The stroller:
"Just set up our Christmas lights [appointment] for this year"-- I have no idea what this means. Does she hire people to put Christmas lights on her house? Is this a thing people actually spend money on?
"like be so for real how could I not buy this"-- I wouldn't buy it if I was the one doing the laundry.
The comment thread shared above came from this post.
Notice that most of the fall "scenery" is actually inside a store.
Notice that most of the fall "scenery" is actually inside a store.
Anderson Pooper has 10/10 chubby baby cheeks. Best boy Bruno sighting! And imagine living a life where you tag a grocery store in your Instagram photos.
Expensive ugly pants, at that. Note that customer feedback indicates they run a little large.
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Poor baby, that looks like 100% polyester, so uncomfortable.
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I love me a Fat Al lecture on body positivity and fuck beauty standards, especially when it comes while she spackling her face with an inch of foundation. Also love the hypocrisy of Anderson being gifted the life of a fat boy through intuitive eating, while being denied the tranquility of intuitive sleeping.
For those unaware, Alex has taken an online course on setting up a sleep routine for her 6 WEEK OLD, that is one of the cruelest methods around. It’s basically the Ferber Method renamed, or what 30 years ago was called “the controlled crying method”. Based on children needing to be able to self soothe. Its a method that back in my early motherhood days was recommended for only the most difficult of baby/toddler sleepers. It’s definitely NOT for newborns, but Fat Alex needs her sleep, so Anderson is going to pay the price, as will Yar given he doesn’t tolerate noise. Yar’s not going to like leaving his boy screaming his lungs out for attention. Guess Anderson is about to graduate into his very own nursery, where Fat Al can just shove him in his crib and shut the door so doesn’t have to listen to him screaming.
Fat Al must be only woman in the world that the camera takes off the pounds rather than adds them. She really does think her subs are that stupid she can so clearly lie to them and get away with it. Bitch learned nothing from FUPA-gate.
ETA:
I missed this earlier, but do not assume Nancy has lost all the weight she has due to GLP1s. Sure, she’s a T1 diabetic, a condition that is NOT approved for Semaglutide drug usage. Her diabetes drug haul in Florida last year also didn’t reveal any ozempic/Wegovy. Nancy did however take a break from Alex’s channel, and I’d put my money on her having had surgery more than taking shots.
Edit 2: Also forgot to mention that Fat Al again claimed she’s kept off 100lb of her post gastric bypass weightloss. I may be wrong, but I seem to recall she never actually hit 100lb weightloss after her bypass, let alone 100lb plus the 20-25 pounds she’s admitted to regaining.
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I fucking hate that I know this.
Yes.
It is indeed a thing people actually spend money on.
There's multiple people in my 'hood that are too fucking lazy to put up their own damned lights and pay a service to come along and string up big bulb lights for them, ensuring that they're perfectly straight and perfectly spaced and line the house to perfection. But only along the runners under the shingles.
The end result looks lifeless and commercial as fuck, boring and plain, and these dipshits love it because (a) they didn't have to get on ladders and/or their roofs to get it done, and (b) it looks so smooth and clean and bleh and some people can't find joy in different and lively and fun.
Every now and again, one of those houses will have an inflatable Santa in the front yard, but typically it's just those fucking commercially supplied lights.
Oh, and to clarify, these services will remove the lights from your house as well as your HOA dictates.
Pardon me, I'm going to go shriek in 'why the fuck am I talking about Christmas when the pumpkins aren't even carved and the bird is still merrily eating grain and flapping like a dipshit'. #BahHumbug
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Mobile fag, so can really only link the site. Looks like Fat Al has had a closet clear out and uploaded all her 3X, 4X, and Size 24 (28 outside of the US) clothes, on Momma Nancy’s posh mark. Got to hide her real size buys which definitely aren’t size 18 or 1X and 2X.
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Screenshots of everything that's not yet sold (the single-item screenshots are buried near the bottom of the list):
It would almost be funny ( I say almost because who wants to give her lying ass money), if someone, who is the size of the items or smaller, bought a few and started posting them wearing them online. Even funnier if Alex was tagged.
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I’m not not sure if this has been addressed, so forgive my ignorance…what is her deal with being “tall?” She’s 5’7”. That’s slightly above average. It’s not so tall that it causes life issues. It’s not so tall it makes finding clothes difficult (that’s the three lobster rolls, pizza, coffee candy baby bump/baby weight). Taylor Swift is tall. Kimora Lee Simmons is tall. Fatlex is slightly above average.
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She’s not tall at all. She claims a “long torso”, hence her difficulty purchasing one piece jumpsuits, bathers, body suits etc that don’t strangle her crotch. What she doesn’t seem to comprehend is that the combination of buying clothes two sizes too small while having a barrel abdomen is the actual reason her one piece clothes don’t fit.
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A lot of stuff has the option for “longer torso” on bathers, etc. Minor PL, but I’m a couple of inches shorter than her with a (proportionally) long torso — in an effort to avoid a frontal wedgie from hell, I get my appropriate size in “longer torso” if that’s an option. I’ve noticed her mentioning her stroller is “tall friendly” or something of that nature and a couple of other references to her height. I have never considered it tall — 5’7” is an industry standard bare minimum for runway modeling as a rule (unless you’re a nepo baby), but it’s still miles away from “tall”. Asked my roommate from uni if she considers herself tall, she’s 5’7” and was like “Uh, no…”
I get not being happy with one’s body…I could stand to gain 5-10 lbs. Lying to yourself just leads to bulging crotch monstrosities, frontal wedgies and an all around bad time. If you’re shilling, and don’t want to tell your size, simply include the brand’s size chart.
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I'm fairly new to Alex, but from my limited perspective, if she's taller, she can use it as an excuse to weigh more. Kind of like how she claims she has so much muscle. It's all cope.