Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[beanbag in a hurry]

COZY FALL VLOG: APPLE FARM, CHILI RECIPE, TARGET RUN, GOOD BARREL PANTS!​

My god, those pants.

 

[Lidl Drip]

COZY FALL VLOG: APPLE FARM, CHILI RECIPE, TARGET RUN, GOOD BARREL PANTS!​

My god, those pants.

Idk why she can't accept that her body shape just looks absolutely ass in pants, especially jeans. She dresses like she's a petite 90lb gorlie and not for her shape or size at all. High waisted jeans on women with a bassive barrel gut just looks horrible. They only look good if you actually have a WAIST. Cover up that frontbutt, Alex.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

COZY FALL VLOG: APPLE FARM, CHILI RECIPE, TARGET RUN, GOOD BARREL PANTS!​

My god, those pants.

Archive (especially given the first few seconds. My fucking eyes. Argh!):

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

trader joe’s fall snacks, christmas preview at homegoods, peak foliage | a few days in my life vlog​

How many snacks do two people need?

 

[katiB]

So Al is now a feeder channel?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

trader joe’s fall snacks, christmas preview at homegoods, peak foliage | a few days in my life vlog​

How many snacks do two people need?

Archive:

 

[often puzzled]

Alex has been quieter on Instagram than usual. She posted this to stories:



I had no idea who Sabrina Carpenter is and no idea what her bangs looked like. Wikipedia tells me she's an American actress and singer, and a search for "Sabrina Carpenter bangs" gives me this image:



So: no, Alex, I do not think you can pull those bangs off. You apparently seldom wash your hair and always have roots. Focus on finding some pants that look halfway decent instead.

Unsurprisingly, the search for "Sabrina Carpenter bangs" told me with the first result why Alex wants these bangs: it led me to an article called "Sabrina Carpenter's Bangs Are Taking over TikTok As One of 2024's Hottest Trends" (article link). So Alex has a newborn but continues to watch TikTok constantly-- quelle surprise, huh?

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

plus size old navy haul, fall nails & trying the snoo basinet | day in my life vlog​

 

[Lidl Drip]

plus size old navy haul, fall nails & trying the snoo basinet | day in my life vlog​

I'm sorry but if your video STARTS with a fucking paid promotion for some scam app that sells your data I am clicking off. The shilling in her videos has become truly insufferable.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

The barrel pant retardation continues.

 

[Lidl Drip]

If anyone is curious, the "Snoo" is a fucking $1,700 "smart" bassinet that comes with an app and is shilled by every mommy influencer ever. Graco makes the same thing for $300. It's a total scam, so ofc Alex had to buy it.

 

[Chococat3012]

plus size old navy haul, fall nails & trying the snoo basinet | day in my life vlog​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Qi_BSDOTw&t=1s

New Alex reactors if someone is interested.

Her vlogs are tragically boring...

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

plus size old navy haul, fall nails & trying the snoo basinet | day in my life vlog​

Archive:

 

[Lidl Drip]

"I feel like they look really good"



Why does she lie like that? She is clearly self conscious about her front-butt situation. She even got plastic surgery for it (lol). It doesn't look good. She should never wear any tops that don't cover up that area. The pants you try to put on that don't matter and will never look flattering. Summer is Alex's season cause loose sundresses are the only thing that covers up her weird shape.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Wow, two haul heavy vlogs in a row…how fucking riveting. Guaranteed the Trader Joes fall snacks didn’t make it past day two being the house of a binge eater. Then all the clothes that we will never see again. At least Alex did seem to buy the correct sizes for most of the clothing, even though she tried to pretend she could size down. She pretty much cemented in my mind that she’s a 4X given the generous vanity sizing that even I know Old Navy has would make their 3X in any other company a 4X or above.

If anyone is curious, the "Snoo" is a fucking $1,700 "smart" bassinet that comes with an app and is shilled by every mommy influencer ever. Graco makes the same thing for $300. It's a total scam, so ofc Alex had to buy it.

Guaranteed she only held out as long as she did because she was hoping it would be sponsored like many of the other high sub mommy influencers. It would seem life with baby Rodriguez isn’t as smooth sailing as she pretends. Last vlog both Fat Al and Yar looked very sleep deprived, and now we see they’ve splurged out on a “Snoo”, and Yar is doing the daytime napping.

The barrel pant retardation continues.

If I never hear of barrel jeans again it will be too soon. I just don’t get them, and still haven’t seen even a model for them look okay in them.

 

[scoootiepuff]

If anyone is curious, the "Snoo" is a fucking $1,700 "smart" bassinet that comes with an app and is shilled by every mommy influencer ever. Graco makes the same thing for $300. It's a total scam, so ofc Alex had to buy it.

She wanted it because it will start rocking when the baby cries to soothe them so she doesn't have to move her fat ass off the couch more than absolutely necessary.

 

[Lidl Drip]

She wanted it because it will start rocking when the baby cries to soothe them so she doesn't have to move her fat ass off the couch more than absolutely necessary.

So does the $300 Graco knock-off. She bought the luxury brand just because it's popular amongst mommy influencers.

 

[stupid frog]

HOW DOES SHE HAVE REAL FANS
IT'S THE SAME SHIT EVERY FEW DAYS

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

funny storytime, trick or treats bags, christmas tree farm | vlog​

 

[Lidl Drip]

Another video that starts out with shilling a sponsorship.