Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

Why does she do this???? Is it because her tongue is too fat to fit in her mouth well? She is trying to eat some of her lip product as she applies it??? What the fuck
Some people automatically stick their tongue out a bit when trying to concentrate. Doing her makeup is probably one of the few times she concentrates in her day.
At least on Reddit there are moms who are correctly horrified by this poor baby's delays and how she parents him. Poor guy, it's so sad.
While there are definitely a few things Fat Al mom-mode deserves criticism for, many of the reddit mothers (along with Guru Gossip and Gossip Bakery) make absolute mountains out of the smallest things. We all knew Fat Al was going to be a beige mum, fail to stimulate her kid in other ways as well, but a lot of the criticism regarding her mothering is unwarranted speculation. I’m not watching her to pick on every second she shows herself interacting with Anderson, I’m watching to laugh at her clothes, her domestic goddess “hacks”, and her total incompetence at almost everything.
 
She's too boring to even post in Community Happenings.
So boring, she’s lucky to even have a thread here. Those of us that put it together went back and forth about whether it was worth the effort. It was only her pregnancy that got the thread over the line. We knew she’d be a trainwreck pregnant woman, and a tik tok educated mama, and our expectations were throughly met.

None of us here though are as obsessed with criticising her mothering, given there are enough reactors (many childless) happy to rip her to shreds for no reason other than to make money. Those looking for reddit levels of obsessed, or Priscilla P, Nella, CST and co outright harassment, are in the wrong place.

Fat Al is one cow that gets a pretty good deal here on the farms when compared to other forums.
 
So boring, she’s lucky to even have a thread here. Those of us that put it together went back and forth about whether it was worth the effort. It was only her pregnancy that got the thread over the line. We knew she’d be a trainwreck pregnant woman, and a tik tok educated mama, and our expectations were throughly met.

None of us here though are as obsessed with criticising her mothering, given there are enough reactors (many childless) happy to rip her to shreds for no reason other than to make money. Those looking for reddit levels of obsessed, or Priscilla P, Nella, CST and co outright harassment, are in the wrong place.

Fat Al is one cow that gets a pretty good deal here on the farms when compared to other forums.
Yeah Alex is boring as fuck. The only thing interesting about her are the insane conspiracies that the bored housewives on her subreddit come up with. According to them Yar is a gay man on the dl and doesn’t live with Alex and the baby anymore and the baby has a delay but also is neglected but also has a nanny. Not to mention their obsession with her viewer numbers “plummeting” (meanwhile the views on her videos has remained pretty much the same for at least a year bc most of them watch every video she posts).

Bless their insane hearts.
 
Has anyone ever speculated on what would happen if Alex and April Lauren ever met and were left alone together? Would this produce an event horizon of vapidness? Would everyone in a certain radius lose IQ points?
These are the 2 cows I would least want to be interacting with. The other cows here you can wind up, let go and enjoy the show. These two? I swear daylight shows through when they turn their heads.
 

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Don't you dare even begin to bother with this one.
If you don't want to observe the warning and insist on bothering with this one, at least use a shitty archive and save your clicks for someone worthy of them:

 
I've loosely followed Fat Alex since she lived in Nancy's attic, and I feel like I still haven't grasped the real her. I'm starting to wonder if there is a real her. Maybe she's just a piece of nothing who lives her life by TikTok trends, and her biggest goal in life is to have a nigger - any kind, African, Caribbean, whatever - who will publicly claim her. She used to have some (fake) personality traits and interests, like makeup, and oversized fashion, and even the body positivity bullshit, which despite being bullshit, was still something she stuck to when she was younger. But now she's just a fat empty shell, with a husband who only stays for the Tesla, a baby she doesn't seem to like ver much because he's a boy, and an online following that consists of other empty shells padded with plenty of fat, who blow warm air up her ass. And everyone else gets blocked. And her fridge-physique with the ever growing buffalo hump, her life-altering filters, and her obsession with food hacks that just enable her obsession with stuffing her face instead of healing it.

One could say I'm a fucking dumbass for obviously still being interested in her hollow life if I dislike her that much, but maybe a tiny little part of me still remembers sweet little Alex In The Attic who hid the crazy quite well, and had but a mere 50lbs to lose, instead of the 200lbs she now pretends aren't there.

I'm sure she thinks she's doing just fine though, and that people should envy her, so more power to you, you big fat Hindenburg dupe with the ugly, retarded looking husband, and the actual legit pedo father who is probably responsible for your lack of personality and likeability.

Also, there is a cunt on reddit who keeps calling baby Anderson "Derson", and that makes me MATI as fuck, and I hope Fat Alex sits on that bitch.
 
I've loosely followed Fat Alex since she lived in Nancy's attic, and I feel like I still haven't grasped the real her. I'm starting to wonder if there is a real her. Maybe she's just a piece of nothing who lives her life by TikTok trends, and her biggest goal in life is to have a nigger - any kind, African, Caribbean, whatever - who will publicly claim her. She used to have some (fake) personality traits and interests, like makeup, and oversized fashion, and even the body positivity bullshit, which despite being bullshit, was still something she stuck to when she was younger. But now she's just a fat empty shell, with a husband who only stays for the Tesla, a baby she doesn't seem to like ver much because he's a boy, and an online following that consists of other empty shells padded with plenty of fat, who blow warm air up her ass. And everyone else gets blocked. And her fridge-physique with the ever growing buffalo hump, her life-altering filters, and her obsession with food hacks that just enable her obsession with stuffing her face instead of healing it.

One could say I'm a fucking dumbass for obviously still being interested in her hollow life if I dislike her that much, but maybe a tiny little part of me still remembers sweet little Alex In The Attic who hid the crazy quite well, and had but a mere 50lbs to lose, instead of the 200lbs she now pretends aren't there.

I'm sure she thinks she's doing just fine though, and that people should envy her, so more power to you, you big fat Hindenburg dupe with the ugly, retarded looking husband, and the actual legit pedo father who is probably responsible for your lack of personality and likeability.

Also, there is a cunt on reddit who keeps calling baby Anderson "Derson", and that makes me MATI as fuck, and I hope Fat Alex sits on that bitch.
She was a teenage airhead when she started (during a huge growth period for Youtube) and a lot of other airheads gravitated towards her banal musings on makeup and other gorl shit. She was pretty enough I guess and seemed genuine but 10 years later it's clear she has nothing going on her life worth talking about and she hates trying to figure out what to do about it. I dunno it must be a little strange to have made so much money but have no job security so she has to keep putting this crap out into some unknown date in the future. She doesnt' seem like the type to invest her money and she's spent hundreds of thousands on new cars and junk. She could have multiple properties by now and a huge nest egg but nah.

She most likely secured Yar by buying him a bunch of shit, including a Tesla. Wasn't dude working part time at the genius bar when they first got together? I'd probably expect a divorce arc in the next few years, hell she might even get some legit interesting content out of it. Here's hoping.
 
She sure seems hell bent on restraining that little boy for most of the day. I’m not sure if it’s her anxiety or her laziness…maybe both. I don’t think I’d ever heard the term “container baby” until after he was born. He’s either in his cradle/cot, in a car capsule, buckled into his pram or a rocker, in that dumb inflatable chair, strapped in a high chair, or strapped to her, Yar or Nancy’s chest. Even when she has him on the playroom floor she’s sitting right behind him to ensure he doesn’t fall back or roll over. Now she’s talking about getting a waterproof baby carrier so she can strap him to her when she goes to the pool or beach. That might not end well, if she goes over and he’s strapped on her belly…and she has been warned in her comments about just how dangerous those carriers are for pool/ocean use.

She doesn’t need to be sitting him down in the inflatable chair so she can load the washing machine or dryer. Whatever happened to play pens and porta-cots. Areas where you can contain a baby safely but give them room to roll or attempt crawling, sides to pull themselves up on? Is he even sitting up playing with toys, rattles etc in his cot, or standing up in it holding the sides waiting for her or Yar to get him out? I doubt it, because she’d see those things as milestones to be reported. I do believe Anderson is being stunted developmentally by Alex, but that’s stupidity rather than outright negligence.

She’s also talked about getting a portable pool for summer (not the inflatable baby kind), rather one she can lounge her fat arse in, the kind with filtration so you don’t empty them, yet we know she won’t fence it off, and we also know that she’s been told about Emily Kiser’s (another beige mom influencer she acknowledges watching) son drowning in their backyard unfenced pool while she was out with the girls and daddy was watching sports tv inside. Get the boy to baby swim lessons Alex, before even thinking about a backyard pool. She really does have daylight between her ears. May she never have another baby to come between her and her wants, because I’m not convinced she’s ever going to let that little boy loose to explore, to develop strength, or to thrive…and God help him if she decides to homeschool him, because he won’t stand a chance in this world if she does.

Edit: bloody autocorrect got me again.
 
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We’ll look who grew some balls and got a new job. Thanks reddit for the heads up.


This explains why his cars been missing from the garage when Alex comes and goes, his absence from her vlogs, and her being so emotional lately and negating Yar’s role as a dad. Also explains the late night meetings if he’s required to attend board meetings. I wonder how long it will take for the school community to pick up who his wife is, and what a lolcow she is.
 
The videos are totally performative. 16 lbs, my ass. We all know Anderson will be a chicken nugget kid.

For those of you who have never been to Florida in June: it's HOT. Plus dragging a baby. Plus DISNEY, and all that entails. I know she needs content, but "soaking up the Disney atmosphere", no rides, heat, humidity, with a baby? It WILL be hell. Pop that popcorn.
 
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