ALR Intros for the "December Months" - a collection of intros (free, of course) for the special christmas ham to use

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Deck the Halls with Amber's booty
Ecks dee ecks Dee ecks
Dee dee XD

Tis the season to be fruity 🌈
HAHA THEY ARE GAY
AND ALSO FAT

Amber is fat, how about that
Falala falala lala fat

Obese dog and depressed cat
Amber probably, will die real soon
 
Cuck Duck said:
Deck the Halls with Amber's booty
Ecks dee ecks Dee ecks
Dee dee XD

Tis the season to be fruity 🌈
HAHA THEY ARE GAY
AND ALSO FAT

Amber is fat, how about that
Falala falala lala fat

Obese dog and depressed cat
Amber probably, will die real soon
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needs work
 
Just needs to be her wearing a Santa hat chowing down on a 20 pound turkey while saying turkey is healthy.
 
Sing along with me Farmers..

🎵 🎺 On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeee........🎺🎵

Twelve Chinese Buffettes
Eleven Empty Journals
Ten Swolleeeen Fingers
Nine Ben & Jerry's
Eight Bags of Cheetohs
Seven Pots of Chili
Six Water Bottles
FIVE BUR-GER KINGS
Four Torrid Hauls
Three Twinkie Stars
Two Lymphedema Legs
And another chance with Destinyyyyy
 
Pog Mathoin said:
Sing along with me Farmers..

🎵 🎺 On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeee........🎺🎵

Twelve Chinese Buffettes
Eleven Empty Journals
Ten Swolleeeen Fingers
Nine Ben & Jerry's
Eight Bags of Cheetohs
Seven Pots of Chili
Six Water Bottles
FIVE BUR-GER KINGS
Four Torrid Hauls
Three Twinkie Stars
Two Lymphedema Legs
And another chance with Destinyyyyy
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Care for a merger?

On the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me
A six hundred pound body.

On the second day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the third day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the fourth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the fifth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the sixth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the seventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the eighth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight tubes of turkey
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the ninth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine bags of Cheetos
Eight tubes of turkey
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the tenth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten Sprite zeros
Nine bags of Cheetos
Eight tubes of turkey
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the eleventh day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven chinese buff-ets
Ten Sprite zeros
Nine bags of Cheetos
Eight tubes of turkey
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.

On the twelfth day of christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve orange chickens
Eleven chinese buff-ets
Ten Sprite zeros
Nine bags of Cheetos
Eight tubes of turkey
Seven chips and salsa
Six peppered jerkies
Five gold earrings!
Four chili "soups"
Three roasted hens
Two sushi rolls
And a six hundred pound body.
 
 
If I was more autistic I'd go to that stupid website where you put cut-outs of your and your families faces in, and it puts them on the bodies of elves or other Christmassy things that dance to stupid music. Just imagine dead-pan Becky's face cut and pasted on top of a tiny elf break-dancing, right next to Amber's elf, with her face poorly cut out because it's too big for the template.
 
MissLosR said:
If I was more autistic I'd go to that stupid website where you put cut-outs of your and your families faces in, and it puts them on the bodies of elves or other Christmassy things that dance to stupid music. Just imagine dead-pan Becky's face cut and pasted on top of a tiny elf break-dancing, right next to Amber's elf, with her face poorly cut out because it's too big for the template.
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autists this is your one free pass, if you do this I promise I’ll spare you the puzzle piece please I want to see this
 
MissLosR said:
If I was more autistic I'd go to that stupid website where you put cut-outs of your and your families faces in, and it puts them on the bodies of elves or other Christmassy things that dance to stupid music. Just imagine dead-pan Becky's face cut and pasted on top of a tiny elf break-dancing, right next to Amber's elf, with her face poorly cut out because it's too big for the template.
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You say this like hamber deserves more than that.
 
MissLosR said:
If I was more autistic I'd go to that stupid website where you put cut-outs of your and your families faces in, and it puts them on the bodies of elves or other Christmassy things that dance to stupid music. Just imagine dead-pan Becky's face cut and pasted on top of a tiny elf break-dancing, right next to Amber's elf, with her face poorly cut out because it's too big for the template.
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I'm willing to take the puzzle pieces.

elfyourself.com

ElfYourself®

Check out my moves! #ElfYourself just made me the dancer I was always meant to be. Try it at elfyourself.com or download the app.
elfyourself.com
 
Irate Alex made some intros, they start at 2:19.

I just made one on JibJab but they want 2 dollars a month to access it (they don't tell you till after it's done) and I can't afford that. Here's the faces I used if anyone wants to use em.
 

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hotcheetospuffs said:
I just made one on JibJab but they want 2 dollars a month to access it (they don't tell you till after it's done) and I can't afford that. Here's the faces I used if anyone wants to use em.
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Merry Christmas.
*They're the only free backgrounds and music I could use.



Well that fucked up because I'm a tard who doesn't know how to attach videos.
 

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I'm throwing in the towel, clipping her shit is giving me brain cancer.

 
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