Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[89elbees]

I'm not sure which is more appalling, the fact that it's fried and slathered in fat sauce or the fact that it's enough for 3 people.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

I'm assuming there will not be a weigh in?

 

[classtrash]

I'm assuming there will not be a weigh in?

Oh darn! Now she's going to have to sit in the backseat! She hates being driven around like a princess. Dangit!

 

[Twinkie]

Pics of damage or it didn't happen and she's simply grown too fat for the front seat.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

I checked snapchat again and there is no follow up so it's probably a lahhh. I'm guessing her 'evening snack' of 10,000 calories worth of McDonald's bloated her so badly she can't fit through the door anymore.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Oh darn! Now she's going to have to sit in the backseat! She hates being driven around like a princess. Dangit!

Might be an excuse to never leave the house, period.

 

[Recent Lurker]

You know that if this was true, she would have added a snapchat video.

 

[Worst Case Ontario]

I'm assuming there will not be a weigh in?

If this wasn't a lie there would be a picture of the door instead of just a black screen. She's so transparent. Also, if someone else hit the car and it's not the thumb's fault, they should be getting something from insurance. Even if they don't get anything, she makes $10k a month so she can just get it fixed. I can't tell if this is meant to explain why she can't sit in the front seat or why she can't leave the house. Knowing our gorl it's probably bolth.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Amber math is hard when your hangover, pardon.

This is just Amber's way of sliding into the bed bound saga.
''Muh Depression'' + im sick + i fell lahhhhk twice + car accident = bed bound. IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF MY SIZE.

 

[Xenomorph]

I'm assuming there will not be a weigh in?

So AL fell twice into the car then?

 

[Recent Lurker]

Have you guys ever stopped to think how crazy it is that we've been here watching basically in real time a grown adult lose their mobility and slowly die? Amberlynn has had support and tough love for years and nothing has changed. And now we are in the House Bound Saga that leads up to the Bed Bound one.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Maybe the car hit itself to not carry AL anymore.

 

[Soda Sink]

There's no mention of a car accident on twitter. Her fat ass is talking about sushi. In one of her videos, she talked about a shopping cart for 5 minutes because it was on it's side. It was the most hilarious thing she's ever seen. And we're expected to believe she wouldn't milk a car accident for all it's worth? Lah.

Edit: lol tard cum

 

[NervousSideEye]

I'm assuming there will not be a weigh in?

I'm not sure how to capture it, but an hour ago (so about 4:50 am EST) Amber added a vid to Snapchat of Becky driving while a song played. Big AL is clearly in the backseat, so the people saying this is an excuse to deflect hate for being too fat for the front were spot on.

 

[Fubby]

Have you guys ever stopped to think how crazy it is that we've been here watching basically in real time a grown adult lose their mobility and slowly die? Amberlynn has had support and tough love for years and nothing has changed. And now we are in the House Bound Saga that leads up to the Bed Bound one.

Yeah, I always come to the weird realization that this woman is filming her life as she slowly kills herself and we as an audience are just watching as it happens. It's a really weird result of the times we live in, that for entertainment we are just tuning in every day to see if Amber is dead yet. And it's crazy that we will get to see the whole thing, the whole journey of her demise just because she doesn't have the self respect to turn the computer off and go outside.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

I'm not sure how to capture it, but an hour ago (so about 4:50 am EST) Amber added a vid to Snapchat of Becky driving while a song played. Big AL is clearly in the backseat, so the people saying this is an excuse to deflect hate for being too fat for the front were spot on.

You're right, she's most definitely sitting in the back. There's no way she'd be able to take a picture from this angle if she was sitting next to Necky. How romantic.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

You're right, she's most definitely sitting in the back. There's no way she'd be able to take a picture from this angle if she was sitting next to Necky. How romantic.

How convenient:

The moment she gains like 10 pounds a week and is too big to fit into the front seat...

...some ASSHOLE hits their passenger side so poor dainty Amber is banished to the back seat

1 Like = 1 Prayer

 

[Kelly Bundy]

Have you guys ever stopped to think how crazy it is that we've been here watching basically in real time a grown adult lose their mobility and slowly die? Amberlynn has had support and tough love for years and nothing has changed. And now we are in the House Bound Saga that leads up to the Bed Bound one.

It does feel like we're watching the most boring and the longest suicide snuff film ever made.

 

[literally low-key]

You're right, she's most definitely sitting in the back. There's no way she'd be able to take a picture from this angle if she was sitting next to Necky. How romantic.

Plus they are for sure on their way to get food.

 

[Twinkie]

I like how she placed that stupid heart face over the rearview mirror.

She really thinks we're idiots.