Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 350 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,639 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,544
I like how she placed that stupid heart face over the rearview mirror. :story:

She really thinks we're idiots.

She has a history of that kind of concealment. Check out how she positioned the camera while chatting with her beloved ex- Destiny to hide her new triple chin. That isn't something you can do by accident...


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She has a history of that kind of concealment. Check out how she positioned the camera while chatting with her beloved ex- Destiny to hide her new triple chin. That isn't something you can do by accident...


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God she is so dumb and lazy, who films a screen with a camera? Couldnt even be bothered to remove the bit showing her holding the camera, quality content.
 
Yeah, I always come to the weird realization that this woman is filming her life as she slowly kills herself and we as an audience are just watching as it happens. It's a really weird result of the times we live in, that for entertainment we are just tuning in every day to see if Amber is dead yet. And it's crazy that we will get to see the whole thing, the whole journey of her demise just because she doesn't have the self respect to turn the computer off and go outside.

What pisses me off most is that once she dies to a heart attack or diabetes, blame will fall on "us", that is the internet community. Those eeeevil faceless internet people who bullied her to eat and fall into deeper depression. I can already see some stupid, sad article on local newspaper telling the story of a beautiful but troubled young girl, who got bullied to her early grave.
 
Bullshit. Not after she said over a dozen times in her videos that she never reads comments or places like KF.

3 years ago I accused AL of murdering JonBenet Ramsey on YT. I was trolling but I framed the comment as a serious allegation and mentioned a lot of (fake) circumstantial evidence. In a day or two AL says on Twitter how people lie about her all the time and someone even accused her of murdering JonBenet.
 
What pisses me off most is that once she dies to a heart attack or diabetes, blame will fall on "us", that is the internet community. Those eeeevil faceless internet people who bullied her to eat and fall into deeper depression. I can already see some stupid, sad article on local newspaper telling the story of a beautiful but troubled young girl, who got bullied to her early grave.

This is exactly how the media would report it; it is so cliche. Kiwi Farms would be singled out as an incubator of hate, filled with bullies and psychos, sympathy would be lavished on poor, innocent, blameless Amberlynn, and calls would be made to censor the internet to protect people like her. She should be allowed to eat herself to death without being bullied for it, it seems.

Fortunately, outside of the Amberlynn bubble, absolutely nobody cares about some obscure YouTuber like her. Despite her delusions that she is famous, she really is a relative nobody. So, I don't expect the news to notice when she is gone.
 
No one is going to report on some random deathfat suicide, much less a heart attack or other deathfat way out.

Amber isn't even capable of killing herself! Terrified of pills, too fat to hang, she can't get a gun, she can't walk or even drive to an overpass to jump off. It's not happening.

I'm so tired of this clown world axiom that people calling you on your bullshit is "bullying". ESPECIALLY on social media. No one is forcing you to put it out there, you are not in a hostile work/school environment that you have no choice but to endure. How the fuck is cyberbullying real nigga close your eyes etc.
 
She is widely known as a lesbian so they might go the "LGBT vlogger bullied to death" route, or maybe something like "the LGBT community has an eating disorder problem" or whatever. There are infinite ways to be dishonest as a writer. I just don't know if anyone hungry for a story is going to gravitate towards AL for it, if Becky makes a big deal maybe it will become a story. It might deserve to if all the money goes to ALs parents.
 
Having to ride in the backseat because you're too fat for the front to go out gorging yourself with fast food should be her rock bottom, but it won't be. Isn't she embarrassed to be dropped at the front door of Wal-Mart, hoisting herself out of the BACK seat and onto a scoot, while Becky goes to park because she can't walk from even the closest parking spot anymore?
 
No one is forcing you to put it out there, you are not in a hostile work/school environment that you have no choice but to endure. How the fuck is cyberbullying real nigga close your eyes etc.

I think when making fun of / disagreeing with people online became more well known, like when the internet became more popular with normal people versus just "nerds", schools and other social agencies latched on it. It's easier to shift the blame onto people interacting online, when they are off of school property and not under the not so watchful eyes of school officials, instead of stopping kids from actually physically bullying one another.

Since Amber was fat from a young age, she probably got bullied in school. It's interesting that she is so thin skinned about people typing things about her online.
 
No one is going to report on some random deathfat suicide, much less a heart attack or other deathfat way out.

Amber isn't even capable of killing herself! Terrified of pills, too fat to hang, she can't get a gun, she can't walk or even drive to an overpass to jump off. It's not happening.

I'm so tired of this clown world axiom that people calling you on your bullshit is "bullying". ESPECIALLY on social media. No one is forcing you to put it out there, you are not in a hostile work/school environment that you have no choice but to endure. How the fuck is cyberbullying real nigga close your eyes etc.

Even if she could get her hands on a gun all the bullets would be gone already from Becky’s family defending the chicken coop.

*edited- “bullets” not “billets”. Stupid carney thumbs
 
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I'm assuming there will not be a weigh in?

:autism: The way this is worded implies there was a hit and run, likely when they were elsewhere and couldn't get the other car's license plate. If that's the case, in what bumfuck Kentucky universe (where parallel parking isn't even the norm, so that argument fails to hold up) is it even remotely possible for someone to only hit the passenger door on a parked car and not damage the rest of the car? :autism:

Amber, just admit you're too fat to sit up front.
 
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