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She will just scuttle the ship and row her lifeboat to Orange Chicken Island.
This mental image made me laugh out harder than it should have. Thank you.
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She will just scuttle the ship and row her lifeboat to Orange Chicken Island.
I don't know why she doesn't just admit that she's addicted to food as if it was heroin and constantly over-eats and instead tries to say it's a binge disorder as if she is restricting herself at any point in time and then binge eating out of control other times. There's no restrictions. Proof goes all the way back to when Aunt Tammy told us about how her father told her to not eat so much spaghetti and she just piled even more on her plate.. lol
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Big Al is answering all the hard-hitting questions from her fake accounts on IG. Also included was an "I love u!" from her bestie Nikocado, and someone asking her what instrument she'd like to play, which is the bass I guess.
Real riveting stuff which surely will distract everyone from the disaster of her orange chicken video and the overall cuntiness of last night's younow stream. "See??? People LOVE me, guize'"
I just say binge because its funny.I agree with you 100%. I guess my brain is just really struggling to classify something of the magnitude of her 10-taco Taco Bell "meal" as anything but a binge. I'm more comfortable with terminology like Category 4 Eating Event. "Hurry and evacuate, citizens of North Tacolina, Hurricane Amber is nearing landfall. If you stay put you will regret trying to ride this thing out."
PS who is Aunt Tammy? And has AL ever touched on her relationship with food growing up? 280 lbs at 12ish years of age is absolutely exceptional, even in the fat/Bible belt.
I wonder if Amberlynn lies awake at night and thinks about what a disaster, what a trainwreck, how kind of hopeless her life is? Where its like you cant sleep because your thoughts wont sit still that type of thing. Some people might have a nightcap or try to rub one out or take sleeping pills, but for her a nightcap would be a 20 piece McNugget or something. Maybe that's how her sleep schedule got fucked up? Well that and sleep apnea I guess. But it's like, she really cant have any joy, can she? Does she have any real hopes or dreams, maybe goals, passions, hobbies or interests? She's almost not even a person, she has no personality, of her own. Shes not a worthwhile person, even if she did stop everything and try to "start over" nobody is going to want to bother investing in her. They have their own friends and lives so at best shes someone you see at some meetup or event and talk to for a bit, but not a lot of people are hanging out with her.
In a way its like she's living with her parents, she's got Mommy Becky, Daddy Rickie, and bro Eric, and that's her social circle. Even if she "turns it around" would it even be worth it outside of feel-goods? A lot of the things people aspire to do, they like to do with their friends, its not fun just to experience shit on your own, at least all the time, you want to share experiences, thoughts and ideas and shit. You can go out by yourself, and people do, but, if that was all you had, it would kind of suck. To see the world by yourself or whatever, just another nameless face or something. Could she even fix it? Most of your "best years" are behind you at nearly 30, she's burned a few bridges, she's got no real career, no job experience, no real meaningful experiences in general, no education. I kinda feel why she milks this shit, it's overwhelmingly bleak and hopeless even if she does change.
Krystle played base on Guitar Hero thats what she said that, no I'm not kidding either. She has no identity other than the interests of her past exes.View attachment 546425
Big Al is answering all the hard-hitting questions from her fake accounts on IG. Also included was an "I love u!" from her bestie Nikocado, and someone asking her what instrument she'd like to play, which is the bass I guess.
Real riveting stuff which surely will distract everyone from the disaster of her orange chicken video and the overall cuntiness of last night's younow stream. "See??? People LOVE me, guize'"
Tammy is Amber's maternal aunt who got pissed that Amber was spreading lies about her family, she came here, spilled some tea and acted super autistically. Tammy was super upset that Amber claim her family hated her because of her weight when Tammy personally supported her. Amber played up her her childhood was just so awful when there were many kind people, including kind foster parents, in her life. I have no doubts having junkie parents was terrible, but Amber really played up being a victim. Last time we heard from Tammy she was pissed that Amber was lying about be in contact with her mother who was in jail, had cancer, being released, and was going into recovery. Amber still hasn't gotten in contact with her mother IIRC.PS who is Aunt Tammy? And has AL ever touched on her relationship with food growing up? 280 lbs at 12ish years of age is absolutely exceptional, even in the fat/Bible belt.
Krystle played base on Guitar Hero thats what she said that, no I'm not kidding either. She has no identity other than the interests of her past exes.
. Last time we heard from Tammy she was pissed that Amber was lying about be in contact with her mother who was in jail, had cancer, being released, and was going into recovery. Amber still hasn't gotten in contact with her mother IIRC.
Diabetes making eyes and neck discolored lol.
Amber "I eat fruit instead of candy now" Reid.Looks like the haul of newdressestops she purchased from Torrid arrived. Hope you weren't banking on that weigh in.
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Jesus, Becky. I realize time gets confusing when your days are an endless kaleidoscope of fast food runs, napping and watching 90's dvds on pillow mountain, but it was a couple weeks ago ffs. I guess it's hard to keep your story straight when you're not as well-practiced in lying and Becks is bound to get tripped up every now and again.In the current live stream, Becky argued that she didn’t promise a weigh in, Amber corrects her and said “yes we did, every Monday”. Becky goes “oh... well we aren’t doing that anymore”