Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[AmbersDepressionBun]

Informative!

 

[Soda Sink]

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Informative!

Clearly taken from the back seat.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Came across this response from Michael Lawrence to Big Al's sassy IG answer and had to laugh.
Only Amber would take a break from living her best life and having "sooo much fun with her friends" to sass the haydurs. And only Amber would find 800 people talking about what a giant, sad turd she is to be "flattering".

 

[Xenomorph]

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Came across this response from Michael Lawrence to Big Al's sassy IG answer and had to laugh.
Only Amber would take a break from living her best life and having "sooo much fun with her friends" to sass the haydurs. And only Amber would find 800 people talking about what a giant, sad turd she is to be "flattering".

It's getting to the point this hayder squad needs their own thread.

 

[Twinkie]

She is reeeeeally trying to convince people she can fit in the front seat.

But gorl we're still waiting on a picture of the damage "some asshole" did when he "hit" your car... ???

Came across this response from Michael Lawrence to Big Al's sassy IG answer and had to laugh.
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She is powerfully dumb. Her response doesn't even make sense. If her name was so popular SHE would be getting more views than someone using her name to ridicule her.

Michael overreacts per usual

 

[Xenomorph]

She is reeeeeally trying to convince people she can fit in the front seat.

But gorl we're still waiting on a picture of the damage "some asshole" did when he "hit" your car... ???

Maybe thats why they are hanging with Rafe. The car got fucked up and she is using Rafe for rides pretending to be her friend.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Jesus, Becky. I realize time gets confusing when your days are an endless kaleidoscope of fast food runs, napping and watching 90's dvds on pillow mountain, but it was a couple weeks ago ffs. I guess it's hard to keep your story straight when you're not as well-practiced in lying and Becks is bound to get tripped up every now and again.

The thing is, if they were just honest and upfront about why they don't want to do weigh-in instead of being cagey about it, they wouldn't get near as much hate and Becky wouldn't feel the need to be so defensive.
I didn't catch the YN stream but someone said Becky admitted to gaining which explains why she was spazzing about "privacy" yesterday, but instead of addressing it, they both denied she gained and Becky was triggered as fuck.
Becky just isn't equipped for the "lie, ignore and deny" strategy Big Al uses so it's interesting to watch this play out.

Amber put the mentality best when she claimed Becky only gained 10 lbs or so since they started dating. She ignores the gained weight that was previously lost at the beginning of the year in the calculation. It's the same when she keeps moving her starting weight up as she gains more. But if you ask how much she has lost over the years, she shoots out a large number. The losses can add up but the gains are just from whatever fictional starting weight she throws out there. And resetting that to her new highest weight is the easiest way to not acknowledge to herself that she only seems to gain when you look at the trends.

Just like her trying to troll her viewers but only hurting herself, the games she plays to not accept her downfalls in weight loss are hurting her as well.

 

[Twinkie]

If her social media activity in the past few days is anything to go by, Amber has completely taken the brakes off. She's eating in restaurants every day if not multiple times per day, and that's on top of whatever junk food she buys from Walmart, plus fast food. She's on a damn spree. All this driving around at night and shit... it's like Natural Born Killers but with food instead of murder.

I have to wonder what her therapist says about her weight. Could she (there's no way her therapist is male) possibly be telling her "as long as you're happy, it's okay to be 600 elbees." ???

 

[C3PBRO]

Michael needs to tone down the ree. He powerlevels too much in his videos for my personal taste, but if he's going to also start comparing himself to her, in any capacity, he becometh the lolcow.

 

[Turd Blossom]

It's getting to the point this hayder squad needs their own thread.

Considering the fact that Egg Gorl Comic's boyfriend just got an Amberlynn tattoo on his buttcheek to celebrate 1000 subs on her channel (see the "fan-made videos thread") and the sheer amount of livestreaming, shit-talking and powerleveling that goes on in the ever-expanding haydur community, this isn't a bad idea.

Michael makes some good points and can be entertaining, but he has no chill and when you start to take this shit too seriously you can find yourself veering dangerously close to cow territory.

 

[Twinkie]

Call me old fashioned but I don't think getting an ugly tattoo on your buttcheek is any more extreme than stretching your ears out into some disgusting saggy flesh loops. At least most people won't have to look at your buttcheek.

On-topic, if Amber's haydurs get a cow thread, doesn't that make the fan-made videos thread redundant? Can we not discuss their cowness in that thread?

Maybe we could expand the scope of the fanmade videos to be "the fandom (including videos)" or something? That would give us a place to discuss things that aren't videos. I'm just not sure there's enough content for TWO threads, the existing one for videos and another one for... Michael Lawrence's tweets, basically?

e: what say you, @emspex

 

[Turd Blossom]

Call me old fashioned but I don't think getting an ugly tattoo on your buttcheek is any more extreme than stretching your ears out into some disgusting saggy flesh loops. At least most people won't have to look at your buttcheek.

On-topic, if Amber's haydurs get a cow thread, doesn't that make the fan-made videos thread redundant? Can we not discuss their cowness in that thread?

Maybe we could expand the scope of the fanmade videos to be "the fandom (including videos)" or something? That would give us a place to discuss things that aren't videos. I'm just not sure there's enough content for TWO threads, the existing one for videos and another one for... Michael Lawrence's tweets, basically?

e: what say you, @emspex

That's a really good point about the fan-made videos thread.
I think the tattoo is hilarious, but it does speak to a level of commitment that the haydur community has.
However I think you might be right about there not being quite enough content for two similar threads.

 

[AJ 447]

Call me old fashioned but I don't think getting an ugly tattoo on your buttcheek is any more extreme than stretching your ears out into some disgusting saggy flesh loops. At least most people won't have to look at your buttcheek.

On-topic, if Amber's haydurs get a cow thread, doesn't that make the fan-made videos thread redundant? Can we not discuss their cowness in that thread?

Maybe we could expand the scope of the fanmade videos to be "the fandom (including videos)" or something? That would give us a place to discuss things that aren't videos. I'm just not sure there's enough content for TWO threads, the existing one for videos and another one for... Michael Lawrence's tweets, basically?

e: what say you, @emspex

There are people who make videos about Amber that aren't really part of the haydur "community" (like Omegon), so I think having 2 threads right now would be confusing, and like you said, I don't think there's enough content right now. If certain youtubers that talk about Amber get cowish enough to warrant their own thread, we can simply give them their own thread.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Michael needs to tone down the ree. He powerlevels too much in his videos for my personal taste, but if he's going to also start comparing himself to her, in any capacity, he becometh the lolcow.

These fucks have to remember that they got ‚popular‘ because of Amber and 89% of the people will leave them once the tea is gone and the beast is dead.

Like Willo Davis had about 30 views per video before he made his first Amber video.

And he did YouTube for a long ass time before.

Yeah for a Amber bandwagon rider Michael takes himself wayyy to seriously.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

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Came across this response from Michael Lawrence to Big Al's sassy IG answer and had to laugh.
Only Amber would take a break from living her best life and having "sooo much fun with her friends" to sass the haydurs. And only Amber would find 800 people talking about what a giant, sad turd she is to be "flattering".

This 'response' from Michael makes no sense. How does answering a question mean Amber's 'worried' about Michael's viewership? And does Michael think his low-key doxxing was clever? What a titclown.

If her social media activity in the past few days is anything to go by, Amber has completely taken the brakes off. She's eating in restaurants every day if not multiple times per day, and that's on top of whatever junk food she buys from Walmart, plus fast food. She's on a damn spree. All this driving around at night and shit... it's like Natural Born Killers but with food instead of murder.

I have to wonder what her therapist says about her weight. Could she (there's no way her therapist is male) possibly be telling her "as long as you're happy, it's okay to be 600 elbees." ???

I don't think it's so far-fetched she'd get a male therapist. She could imagine he's constantly lusting after her, because guys hit on her all the time.

 

[Strine]

Michael Lawrence is well into lolcow territory. Cloaking himself in the twitter holy vestments of "not white or heterosexual" to sermonise about a dumb cow whose slow suicide he is personally profiting from. If you need to create an oppression narrative to explain why you're better than Amberlynn Reid... yikes.

 

[AJ 447]

Please take all discussion of people who make videos/comment on Amber to the fan-made videos thread.

 

[sperginity]

I have to wonder what her therapist says about her weight. Could she (there's no way her therapist is male) possibly be telling her "as long as you're happy, it's okay to be 600 elbees." ???

probably that it's her decision to lose weight & her decision how to do it. The therapist wouldn't be wrong. People make bad decisions all the time, they have the right to make them if they aren't directly hurting someone vulnerable. They're probably too busy trawling through amberlynns shitty childhood, that shit can take years.

 

[ADHD]

If her social media activity in the past few days is anything to go by, Amber has completely taken the brakes off. She's eating in restaurants every day if not multiple times per day, and that's on top of whatever junk food she buys from Walmart, plus fast food.

I'm pretty sure she's always been doing that, she's just not hiding it right now.

Regarding the therapist, she'd claimed the one from BetterHelp.com was a male, the real life one she referenced in her YouNow was female.

 

[Guest69]

If her social media activity in the past few days is anything to go by, Amber has completely taken the brakes off. She's eating in restaurants every day if not multiple times per day, and that's on top of whatever junk food she buys from Walmart, plus fast food. She's on a damn spree. All this driving around at night and shit... it's like Natural Born Killers but with food instead of murder.

I have to wonder what her therapist says about her weight. Could she (there's no way her therapist is male) possibly be telling her "as long as you're happy, it's okay to be 600 elbees." ???

He hopes she is gonna be bedbound soon so he can dump her.