Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I don't know what's more ridiculous: the fact that she felt she still needed to add that mouse filter on to look like a "cute" morbidly obese senior citizen, or that she thinks a 540 lb woman might actually live to be 79 years old.

Also wtf is going on with her hand? It's gigantic.
It's fluid collection. Her hands and feet balloon up terribly. She's been eating like shit and is retaining water like crazy.

She looks like Large Marge.

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I don't know what's more ridiculous: the fact that she felt she still needed to add that mouse filter on to look like a "cute" morbidly obese senior citizen, or that she thinks a 540 lb woman might actually live to be 79 years old.

Also wtf is going on with her hand? It's gigantic.
It's fluid collection. Her hands and feet balloon up terribly. She's been eating like shit and is retaining water like crazy.

She looks like Large Marge.

The critical thinking skills that Becky and Amber have displayed in their recent YN streams are truly exceptional. Yet Amber insists that not one, but TWO people have complimented her on her intelligence in the past month, and firmly believes that Becky is a genius.
Among the insights we've been treated to recently:
  • Skinny people have heart attacks too, so all you haydurs warning the Beanbags about their risks are just plain stupid!
  • It's ok to break promises to your viewers because Shane Dawson changed his content over the years and no one complains about that!
  • Nobody should worry about Twinkie being "a little bit overweight" because Jenna Marbles' dogs are overweight "by like..MAJOR" and no one says anything because she's PRETTY
This tactic of pointing out what other people do when faced with any kind of criticism is bizarre and indicative of just how lazy their thinking skills are. It's the kind of defense a 5 year-old uses when they get caught doing something they shouldn't: "But Bobby does it too and HE didn't get in trouble!"

"140 lb people eat orange chicken too!"
-Amberlynn Reid: 2018, condescendingly explaining why The Cheesecake Factory hasn't contributed to her being 540 elbees
That fucking fail logic she has. You know she's backed in a corner when she starts whipping out the "well ___ does it but they are thin so it's ok". She has been using that shit for ages because she lies all the time and uses her fatness as an excuse for everything.
 
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That fucking fail logic she has. You know she's backed in a corner when she starts whipping out the "well ___ does it but they are thin so it's ok". She has been using that shit for ages because she lies all the time and uses her fatness as an excuse for everything.
totally agree. or she would say "Go ask Becky. She knows" or "Ask Ricky" What? That doesn't make sense. When will we be able to contact any of them to ask something so irrelevant?
 
Amber has been patiently waiting for Becky's mental health to decline. She knew Becky was vulnerable from the start. The goal was easily attainable - Amber just needed to keep showing Becky the negative comments about her on YT/YN/KF and give her random subtle jabs ("I don't think girls with round faces should have short hair"). Lather, rinse, repeat, and wait for Becks to get more and more depressed.

Once that was done, Amber could begin to instill her own defeatist attitude onto her partner. "See babe? They only hate us because we're fat, no matter what we do they'll never love us. Let's drive 2 hours to the nearest Cheesecake Factory to prove to them that we don't care what they think."

Remember when Amber "pranked" Becky by saying she wanted to just give up and wait to hit 600 elbees to get on the TV show? That was definitely a test - a barometer reading of sorts - to see where Becky's attitude was. Becky immediately responded with "no, that's stupid, you're going to die" so Amber said it was a prank. I think we've finally reached the point where Becky's depression has caused her to roll over. Yes, Amber. Sure, Amber. Whatever, Amber. Let's just eat our feelings to insulate ourselves from ever feeling like we need to improve. I won't tell anyone you can't fit in the front seat anymore in exchange for more Hot Topic credit.

Amber's decline in content will catapult them back into poverty, and her IDGAF eating habits will glue her to Pillow Mountain. Buckle up, folks.

ETA: This is not meant to defend Becky, she a cunt
 
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Amber has been patiently waiting for Becky's mental health to decline. She knew Becky was vulnerable from the start. The goal was easily attainable - Amber just needed to keep showing Becky the negative comments about her on YT/YN/KF and give her random subtle jabs ("I don't think girls with round faces should have short hair"). Lather, rinse, repeat, and wait for Becks to get more and more depressed.

Once that was done, Amber could begin to instill her own defeatist attitude onto her partner. "See babe? They only hate us because we're fat, no matter what we do they'll never love us. Let's drive 2 hours to the nearest Cheesecake Factory to prove to them that we don't care what they think."

Remember when Amber "pranked" Becky by saying she wanted to just give up and wait to hit 600 elbees to get on the TV show? That was definitely a test - a barometer reading of sorts - to see where Becky's attitude was. Becky immediately responded with "no, that's stupid, you're going to die" so Amber said it was a prank. I think we've finally reached the point where Becky's depression has caused her to roll over. Yes, Amber. Sure, Amber. Whatever, Amber. Let's just eat our feelings to insulate ourselves from ever feeling like we need to improve. I won't tell anyone you can't fit in the front seat anymore in exchange for more Hot Topic credit.

Amber's decline in content will catapult them back into poverty, and her IDGAF eating habits will glue her to Pillow Mountain. Buckle up, folks.
Becky gets to eat and do crayon drawings all day while Amber pays her rent. Amber is certainly a manipulative sow; she's stupid in almost all respects, but always manages to get what she wants. However, Becky willingly quit her job to be AL's food slave, and it's not like AL wasn't a scheming glutton then as now. Becky is even getting on camera to bolster the YouTube income, since if it drops too far Becky will have to go back to having a job, God forbid. Becky is not some helpless victim. She made a Faustian bargain to be as lazy as possible and still have her rent paid for her.
 
Becky gets to eat and do crayon drawings all day while Amber pays her rent. Amber is certainly a manipulative sow; she's stupid in almost all respects, but always manages to get what she wants. However, Becky willingly quit her job to be AL's food slave, and it's not like AL wasn't a scheming glutton then as now. Becky is even getting on camera to bolster the YouTube income, since if it drops too far Becky will have to go back to having a job, God forbid. Becky is not some helpless victim. She made a Faustian bargain to be as lazy as possible and still have her rent paid for her.

I think both opinions can be true at the same time.

Yes, Becky made a choice and she has to own that choice, but is there a certain level of coercion involved on Amberlynn's side? Absolutely. She needed Becky to quit her job and be her permanent chauffeur. Becky did do this readily, and I'm sure does enjoy sleeping until 3pm and having first breakfast at the Chinese buffet, but in order to ensure she remains this compliant, Amber helps destroy Becky's self esteem by parading her around on Youtube, Snapchat, YouNow, etc and letting the haydurs completely tear apart her looks, her lifestyle, making fun of the dead nephew thing. I don't think Becky did these videos/appearances to boost their income; I think Amber made her do it either explicitly or implicitly.

They both made their beds and need to lie in them. But I think Amber is way more calculating and takes advantage of Becky being a rube.
 
If you're referring to the video where she was shocked to realize her dress had pockets, I think she was drunk.

Remember when Amber "pranked" Becky by saying she wanted to just give up and wait to hit 600 elbees to get on the TV show? That was definitely a test - a barometer reading of sorts - to see where Becky's attitude was. Becky immediately responded with "no, that's stupid, you're going to die" so Amber said it was a prank.
I wonder if Becky has figured out that it wasn't a prank.
 
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Well, she already was under the influence of something in the last few videos, just dont know if she is drunk or high.
Cannot remember if I mentioned this before but some people get a really quick "happiness" feeling when dosed on antidepressants. She began seeing this therapist around the time of this mood change and the therapist likely increased her Lexapro dose or what I think is put her on something else along with the lexapro. This euphoria she if feeling will go away once she adjusts to the medicine. It did not change her appetite so the therapist might just keep increasing her dose or adding more medication since according to what AL likely portrays is her eating as a mental illness.
Hell, if anyone is curious all they have to do is call her local Walmart pharmacy and give her name, DOB and address then ask the clerk to remind them what they picked up recently. You know she goes to Walmart pharmacy. Don't do this it's stupid.
 
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Jesus. Amber is such an asshole. She makes sure to post filtered photos of herself (and ofc only from the cleavage up as always) to hide her own insecurities

It's only when someone else is filming her that we see Amber as she really is. Sitting like an amorphous blob during miniature golf because she's not mobile; a clear side view with her gunt down to her knees; or how she slingshots herself out of a car seat.
 
Cannot remember if I mentioned this before but some people get a really quick "happiness" feeling when dosed on antidepressants. She began seeing this therapist around the time of this mood change and the therapist likely increased her Lexapro dose or what I think is put her on something else along with the lexapro. This euphoria she if feeling will go away once she adjusts to the medicine. It did not change her appetite so the therapist might just keep increasing her dose or adding more medication since according to what AL likely portrays is her eating as a mental illness.
Hell, if anyone is curious all they have to do is call her local Walmart pharmacy and give her name, DOB and address then ask the clerk to remind them what they picked up recently. You know she goes to Walmart pharmacy.

Therapists cannot prescribe medication, only medical doctors- psychiatrists or medical
Docotors. I doubt AL has found a psychiatrist. Iirc her singing doctor was the one rx’ing her meds.

Calling the pharmacy is creepy. Don’t poke the cows. Insider information tells me that they can usually see the phone number that they are calling from and that is usually the one on the account.
 
I think her giddiness and fake, exaggerated emotions are just part of her personality disorder e.g. histrionic. If her entire being is a theater performance, with nothing behind the curtain except an empty, barren shell of a human being, that would give anyone some existential anxiety and depreshuun. In that context lexapro would only be keeping the lid on the unpleasant symptoms.
 
The real photo of Amber at 79.

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Cannot remember if I mentioned this before but some people get a really quick "happiness" feeling when dosed on antidepressants. She began seeing this therapist around the time of this mood change and the therapist likely increased her Lexapro dose or what I think is put her on something else along with the lexapro. This euphoria she if feeling will go away once she adjusts to the medicine. It did not change her appetite so the therapist might just keep increasing her dose or adding more medication since according to what AL likely portrays is her eating as a mental illness.
Hell, if anyone is curious all they have to do is call her local Walmart pharmacy and give her name, DOB and address then ask the clerk to remind them what they picked up recently. You know she goes to Walmart pharmacy.

Your account is new so I suggest you read the site rules and lurk more. We don't poke the cows.
 
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