Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Adding another pic, this is what happens the day after she makes her "soups" with like 500 kinds of starch.

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Are those huge onion chunks?? Yikes, who eats them like thaaaat? That "soup" looks like something my grandparents give their piggies so they can grow and become fat.
 
What was the context for this? I'm an AL novice. Did Destiny or Krystle allegedly rape her or something?
She made a video saying an ex had raped her. The ex caught wind of it from a viewer who figured out who she was because big AL said her first name Kasey. Kasey decided to make her (now his) own video explaining that he wasn't the aggressor or abuser, AL was and detailing the abuse.
AL instead of making a rebuttal video addressing the issue, she does slam poetry. Which means she lied about it for views and it bit her in the fat ass. Al has since taken down her original video but Kasey (because he has nothing to hide ) still has his up.

 
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I hope my best girl posts some new content soon. Not that I don't like stirring up old tea, but I feel like we've been rehashing old things for a bit now.

I agree. September is still a ways off and I'm really looking forward to seeing what Big Al does when Dustin refuses to renew their lease. Until then, though, I need some new stories. Has anyone found a dating profile for Big Al anywhere? I'm not sure if Becky wants to see her again.
 
One of us is going to have to take one for the team and take this big bitch to The Cheesecake Factory and be able to stomach 14 servings of subpar orange chicken and pretend-lesbian tomfoolery, followed by a very elaborate and avant-garde breakup if we want some fresh tea.
(Only kidding...but seriously, who gonna fly me out to KY??? Cuz gorl, lezberul, I'll make things FUN again!)
 
Eh, it's not really anything big but it's still fucking weird. On ALs Snapchat she posted pictures of her, Destiny and Dana and two other of their trashy fat friends. They were out to eat of course. But what was weird was Destiny wasn't sitting next to Dana, she was sitting next to AL and they were right across from Dana. There was room for Destiny to sit next to her actual gf but maybe AL didn't want that....
 
Adding another pic, this is what happens the day after she makes her "soups" with like 500 kinds of starch.

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The thing is, at least in my eyes, she's not wrong. I used to hate soup because my mom thought soup was literally just pouring a bunch of canned vegetables together, juice and all, in with a can of tomato juice, and adding water and venison/cooked meat.

If you use stock and real vegetables, soup can actually be really good, especially with homemade stock and homemade sourdough bread as a side. Amber Lynn is more of the type of person to do what my mom did though. She ruins everythign she cooks because she uses only shortcuts and at that point it's like, what shortcut are you taking, you arent even cooking.

Normal soups are great because you really can add just about anything and it's super easy to add shit and modulate your meals if you base them off of soup. Her problem is that she's fucking dumb and thinks adding ramen or something makes it better. The basis of soup is that it's food for poor motherfuckers, it's water flavored with bones and vegetables and maybe meat if youre feeling rich. But you can cook up pretty much anything and add it to soup, wilt some greens, roast some zucchini or squash, cook up broccoli, hell even the broccoli stems, if youre particularly broke, you can boil those motherfuckers until theyre tender, then add them to minestrone or something; your imagination is your limit as far as what tastes good in your soup.

Amberlynn only eats starch and carbs for whatever reason, though, and so her cooking looks dumb and, what gets me angry is that because of shit like that, fat people think that shit like Healthy Choice is the only healthy food, or something, when it's actually not, and not really that healthy for you anyway, just lower in calories.

If there's anybody actually watching AL for her "weight loss journey" then my heart is actually bleeding for them. AL is hurting those people, and being duplicitous and deceitful about her habits and choices just makes it worse, in every regard.
 
Off topic, but I honestly believe she was chased out of the bathroom by her supervisors. Someone who worked with her said she used to go in there to go on her phone. I can totally see Al wondering what's going on in the comment section of her videos or on Snapchat and spending 15 to 20 minutes in the bathroom on her phone. Not far fetched at all
 
Eh, it's not really anything big but it's still fucking weird. On ALs Snapchat she posted pictures of her, Destiny and Dana and two other of their trashy fat friends. They were out to eat of course. But what was weird was Destiny wasn't sitting next to Dana, she was sitting next to AL and they were right across from Dana. There was room for Destiny to sit next to her actual gf but maybe AL didn't want that....

Yeah, but at the end of the snaps Destiny got up and kissed Dana.
 
She just posted a snap of Twinkie attacking the vacuum and her laughing like a hyena. I used to have a chihuahua that would do the same thing, it got to the point we had to lock him in the bathroom to vacuum because he would go nuts. Fast forward to his next vet visit, several of his teeth were loose from chomping on the vacuum. Spent a small fortune on X-rays and anesthesia to have 3 teeth pulled. It's not like she is a responsible pet owner who takes any of her pets in for regular visits so I'm sure that won't matter to her but I feel bad for Twinkie, I can't imagine his mouth is feeling too good.

Yeah, but at the end of the snaps Destiny got up and kissed Dana.
That was funny. She was kinda being a little bitchy towards Dustin and getting an attitude trying to make her feel uncomfortable by says "umm what are you doing?" And Dustin throws it right back at her by running up to Dana and kissing her, then video cuts off LOL.
 
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