Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

Amber is the worst she's ever been, mentally, behaviourally and physically, but she's becoming a better version of herself y'all

Her audience "me me me me me im such a good person for this!"

 

[Synthwave]

This is actually starting to get depressing. That is just sad. I hope Becky and Amber see that graph (and xenomorph's quite accurate rant #3744) and take a second to think before rushing off to a restaurant to stuff their faces.

I am particularly sad for Becky cause she still had a chance. Amber has seemed like a lost cause for some time now but our Necky - what the hell has happened to her head? Her face looks like it is getting swallowed by some pink, giant amoeba. And the fupa.. Gorl, seriously. I don't want to be rude but she is starting to look as revolting as Amby. Why would you go down the same road as Amber when you can see what a shit life she has? Either you are incredibly stupid or you just have a serious death wish.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Amber is the worst she's ever been, mentally, behaviourally and physically, but she's becoming a better version of herself y'all

Amber doesn’t realize that in being a mature person, you shouldn’t have to retweet things about maturity. Big Al is the antithesis to maturity. Her behavior shows that and no amount of retweeting will change that. Until her actions change, she will never be mature.

 

[497]

people giving asspats for AL taking time off of work for her mental health. But what is she doing to improve? She quit her medications, never mentions therapy, missed the doctor appointment for her leg, never found a real nutritionist. I don't get it? She's ordering salads and pizzas from dominos when Becky won't drive her and getting fatter.

If AL and Becky brokeup would AL broadcast it for sympathy and views or keep it on the down low to avoid the drama?

 

[Malibougie]

people giving asspats for AL taking time off of work for her mental health. But what is she doing to improve? She quit her medications, never mentions therapy, missed the doctor appointment for her leg, never found a real nutritionist. I don't get it? She's ordering salads and pizzas from dominos when Becky won't drive her and getting fatter.

If AL and Becky brokeup would AL broadcast it for sympathy and views or keep it on the down low to avoid the drama?

Exactly! She is doing nothing for her mental health. In fact stopping the one thing that she was doing regularly is worse than her party of one pity party.

 

[FitBitch]

people giving asspats for AL taking time off of work for her mental health. But what is she doing to improve? She quit her medications, never mentions therapy, missed the doctor appointment for her leg, never found a real nutritionist. I don't get it? She's ordering salads and pizzas from dominos when Becky won't drive her and getting fatter.

If AL and Becky brokeup would AL broadcast it for sympathy and views or keep it on the down low to avoid the drama?

I imagine it depends on who breaks up with whom. If Becks put her foot down and breaks up with Amber her days in the house will be numbered but she'll keep the charade going as long as possible and then release a video titled I'M MOVING (MEET MY NEW GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!)

Amber wont break up with Becky until she has a new mark to leech off.

Either way she'll be a complete cunt about it and tell us how bad her relationship with Becky was for her as an enabler.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

people giving asspats for AL taking time off of work for her mental health. But what is she doing to improve? She quit her medications, never mentions therapy, missed the doctor appointment for her leg, never found a real nutritionist. I don't get it? She's ordering salads and pizzas from dominos when Becky won't drive her and getting fatter.

If AL and Becky brokeup would AL broadcast it for sympathy and views or keep it on the down low to avoid the drama?

She's gonna have to navigate the inevitable breakup very very delicately this time around. Becky and Eric have already proven to be petty, vengeful fucks in the past, posting and publicly commenting on an ex's dirty underwear. Can you imagine what they have on AL? I can't wait to see the real receipts when this shit fest implodes...

 

[Dutch Courage]

If AL and Becky brokeup would AL broadcast it for sympathy and views or keep it on the down low to avoid the drama?

She'd report it; she always was fairly prompt about reporting her breakups before. I presume that a bona-fide breakup would require moving out (even if delayed, as with Destiny), and that would be hard to hide. She can't miss a chance to gain sympathy.

I think Amberlynn has not fully thought through the ramifications of alienating Becky. If they really do break up, Amberlynn will lose her cozy house and support network and will be left to drift alone. She might think that making snarky, mean comments about Becky won't drive Becky away, and she may be right. But Becky has broken up with others before, so Amblerlynn probably should not take for granted that she is in the driver's seat. Becky will put up with a lot, and is very needy herself. But if they did break up, Becky would still have a home and her friends, which gives her the upper hand.

 

[8008135]

If AL and Becky brokeup would AL broadcast it for sympathy and views or keep it on the down low to avoid the drama?

She'll do essentially what she did last time: keep it quiet until she feels she has control of the situation, then it'll be a big shelf-ass-patterfest with videos about how she "had to look out for herself" and "do what was best" for her "mental and physical health", or some other typical Amber bullshit.

 

[Phalanx]

I rarely post on the Hamber boards mostly lurk but here goes;

So her last few videos have shown us the real Hamber; a self centred, ungrateful, unabashed and self-righteous and victim-signalling cunt who thinks she is above everyone and everything. She treats/ed all her lovers and friends like utter shit siphoning them for all their worth and kicking them to the curb fortunately most if not all her victims suss up even the fag house is cottoning on to her. I genuinely think Destiny played the best game she countered her flawlessly and played dumb I think she played the long game tbh. Ricky FUCKING despises her and from Eric's blog he has had a pretty tough life so can probably spot a trick.

One thing Hamber does in her vlogs is try to downplay and discredit everyone around her but now we are in the bed bound saga has begun Becky and Eric are starting to go outside without her leaving her to her own thoughts and the encroaching realisation that she has utterly nothing. Items and clothes are worthless if you never show or enjoy them. She cant even commit to anything because her laziness.

Personally call it A-logging someone like her who accused of false rape, lies, deceives and constantly plays the victim when she puts it all on herself. She deserves something slow and painful to make her reflect on her wrong doings but sadly people like her die quick and are denied the beauty of reflection and penance which I think she could never truly do because she is too far gone.

 

[Twinkie]

I just know that all of this enabler talk has opened old wounds and got her pouting about Destiny once again. Destiny didn't enable her. Destiny told her she needed to lose weight, and eventually left Amberlynn because she didn't lose (and in fact gained quite a bit)

 

[ricecake]

I didn't think AL was prompt re: her breakup with Destiny. People were speculating on it for awhile and Amber came clean when Destiny seemed to be moving in the direction of posting on social media about Dana. Am I misremembering this?

 

[Twinkie]

Yes, she even made videos pretending they were still together, and they slept in the same bed still for a while.

 

[W00K #17]

I didn't think AL was prompt re: her breakup with Destiny. People were speculating on it for awhile and Amber came clean when Destiny seemed to be moving in the direction of posting on social media about Dana. Am I misremembering this?

She lideruhlly avoided and denied it for like a month.

 

[PuckishRogue]

Even a dumb thumb like becky can do better than Amber. She could go out and find some other backwater lesbian, get a job, lose some of that weight. I'd be willing to bet everyone in that house would lose some weight if Amber left.

 

[497]

Who here is looking forward to the inevitable "new year new me" video. It's bound to happen (no pun intended)

And weigh in Mondays. No, wait, that's after the weekend and going out to eat. ok, guize the weigh ins have changed to Wednesday (not Thursday since she won't be uploading Thursdays). then Friday comes around... heyyyy guize, well this was a really bad week I'm holding on to a bunch of water weight. But starting Sunday I'm getting back on track. I'm going back on weight watchers since I did really well and lost 15 pounds on it 6 months ago plus chicken is free points, soooo... chicken mcnuggies are ok. Then next week comes. Well, I didn't stick to weight watchers because they allow fast food and I don't want to lose weight eating that way. Next week: burger king, subway, dominoes mukbang. It's all Becky's fault for allowing it.

Even a dumb thumb like becky can do better than Amber. She could go out and find some other backwater lesbian, get a job, lose some of that weight. I'd be willing to bet everyone in that house would lose some weight if Amber left.

Kentucky seems to have alot of fat lesbians. Becky dated Nena, Hannah, Rafe, that Sarah girl, the one that died from...drugs or getting run over or something. There are probably alot more options out there for her.

 

[raritycunt]

She lideruhlly avoided and denied it for like a month.

And people are speculating about Becky and amber breaking up, so are we to expect a break up video in a month or two?

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Well I for one am loving the nasty little jabs and snarks at Becky. This is an epic battle for control on Amber's part. The thumb has been insubordinate and must be pulled back into line! What we are seeing is a frantic attempt by Amber to rein Becky in via passive aggressive insults and gas-lighting because Amber knows exactly how dependent she is on Becky for everything (other than money). I'm hoping and praying that this turns really ugly!

 

[Botched Tit Job]

All I can think about seeing that graph is how exhausting it must be to continuously fail for years at a time. It's like she's convinced that she will say she's losing weight and will magically gain willpower and self control without having a moment of discomfort. The second the discomfort hits, be it hunger, not having free range over what she eats, whatever, she just stuffs her face, and then changes nothing and expects a different result on her new diet of choice.

The problem ultimately isn't junk food, or calories, or carbs, or whatever. The problem is her. She just will never actually realize that. I used to say there's no way she'll be 600 by Feb, but I can definitely sew how it's possible now.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

I'd like to see how the hell she would enjoy herself in Bora Bora. What does she know about the place? Probably nothing. She saw a picture of it once.
What would she wear? Black leggings and a cardigan on the beaches of Bora Bora?

Le Panda D'Or, the only Chinese restaurant on the island, has a lemon chicken dish on their menu.