Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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What is it with female normies and saying "x is so important" whenever it's something that flatters them? Anyway, ten minutes of no-effort iPhone footage and then two minutes of editing was overwhelming Amber mentally y'all. I bet this is how PTSD-afflicted veterans feel.
 
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What is it with female normies and saying "x is so important" whenever it's something that flatters them? Anyway, ten minutes of no-effort iPhone footage and then two minutes of editing was overwhelming Amber mentally y'all. I bet this is how PTSD-afflicted veterans feel.

The basic Twitter cunts.

Oh shut the fuck up, this the time of year people who actually HAVE fucking depression kill themselves or people facing their last Christmas because they are dying of cancer or the first Christmas someone has to spend alone because their partner died. There are people this Christmas deciding whether to keep the fucking lights on or starve.

I don't wanna hear how tough this cunt has it, she has nothing to be asspatted about. She made her bed and she loves every goddamned minute of laying there like a sow while everyone else has to make room for her.

I don't give one fuck what AL thinks she has, all she is is lazy, she is a lazy cunt who quits everything she starts, she does not like to be held accountable for anything that requires one ounce of responsibility. She has been doing this her whole life, she hates being told what to do, this is why she is getting so fucking fat, she does not want to be held to anything, she wants to be a victim her entire life, a special little snowflake oh poor AL her parents were sooo mean to her look how fat she is because of THEM and because of everyone else! Oh poor AL.

The more these fucktards chitter on and on about "oh al deserve this and that" can go fuck right off, she deserve nothing. Actually she deserves to be told exactly like it is.

Amber, you are a waste of resources and time. You are nothing more than a parasite leeching onto the naive and stupid, your life is a cautionary tale. Nobody really thinks you are brave, nobody thinks you are kind and nobody would ever want to be you or around you. the only people in your life now are people who want to get the scraps that fall off your chins. And lez be real gorl, the only people giving you asspats are the same people that tell someone with half their face blown off that they are "beautiful" it's only to make themselves feel better about what they REALLY think.


Your girlfriend is a petulant child who is one headbump away from dribbling on her sad fried egg tits in her Nickelodeon T Shirt all day. Obsessed with death and staring vacantly with her fucking drugged out eyeballs looking two steps away from a major stroke. She will be facing her own death soon. She only cares what you give her just like a baby, two big fat fucking babies screeching at one another.

Get fucked.

ETA: Oh and AL, you better hope you die of heart failure because honey, there are WORSE things than death..you could be living inside your own husk of a body and not be able to move or speak or even fucking blink. You could have both your legs removed one by one watching each one rot off from diabetes/necrosis.

Its a small mercy if you died silently. Keep playing games AL you can't troll us when you are the one doing it to yourself, we are just watching you.
 
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When you're at Amber's weight there is no such thing as maintaining. You can only lose, or gain. More than likely gain if there is no intervention. These weights are absurd. You are never going to be able to maintain at those weights. It's either gain, or lose. And losing is very unlikely without intervention. Unless something drastic happens, like severe illness, or medical intervention we ARE going to continue to see those sharp upwards weight gains. It's not that far off she could be legitimately 600 pounds or more by the end of January.
 
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The basic Twitter cunts.

Oh shut the fuck up, this the time of year people who actually HAVE fucking depression kill themselves or people facing their last Christmas because they are dying of cancer or the first Christmas someone has to spend alone because their partner died. There are people this Christmas deciding whether to keep the fucking lights on or starve.

I don't wanna hear how tough this cunt has it, she has nothing to be asspatted about. She made her bed and she loves every goddamned minute of laying there like a sow while everyone else has to make room for her.

I don't give one fuck what AL thinks she has, all she is is lazy, she is a lazy cunt who quits everything she starts, she does not like to be held accountable for anything that requires one ounce of responsibility. She has been doing this her whole life, she hates being told what to do, this is why she is getting so fucking fat, she does not want to be held to anything, she wants to be a victim her entire life, a special little snowflake oh poor AL her parents were sooo mean to her look how fat she is because of THEM and because of everyone else! Oh poor AL.

The more these fucktards chitter on and on about "oh al deserve this and that" can go fuck right off, she deserve nothing. Actually she deserves to be told exactly like it is.

Amber, you are a waste of resources and time. You are nothing more than a parasite leeching onto the naive and stupid, your life is a cautionary tale. Nobody really thinks you are brave, nobody thinks you are kind and nobody would ever want to be you or around you. the only people in your life now are people who want to get the scraps that fall off your chins. And lez be real gorl, the only people giving you asspats are the same people that tell someone with half their face blown off that they are "beautiful" it's only to make themselves feel better about what they REALLY think.


Your girlfriend is a petchant child who is one headbump away from dribbling on her sad fried egg tits in her Nickelodeon T Shirt all day. Obsessed with death and staring vacantly with her fucking drugged out eyeballs looking two steps away from a major stroke. She will be facing her own death soon. She only cares what you give her just like a baby, two big fat fucking babies screeching at one another.

Get fucked.

ETA: Oh and AL, you better hope you die of heart failure because honey, there are WORSE things than death..you could be living inside your own husk of a body and not be able to move or speak or even fucking blink. You could have both your legs removed one by one watching each one rot off from diabetes/necrosis.

Its a small mercy if you died silently. Keep playing games AL you can't troll us when you are the one doing it to yourself, we are just watching you.

Twitter's nothing but a cesspool of sycophantic drones who want to gain virtue points. These "supportive" girls on Amberlynn's page don't actually give a shit about her. They want to feel like they're helping her without actually doing anything. They do nothing but indulge in Amberlynn's delusions of vicious haters wrongfully criticizing her poor, tormented soul.

These Twitter cunts represent a core problem with our Internet generation: there's nothing worth fighting for, so everyone desperately tries to either play the victim or "help" other hapless victims of oppression. Nobody on that shithole of a website sits down and thinks "Maybe my life isn't so bad??"

Everyone on Twitter wants to be the next Rosa Parks or MLK, but the truth of the matter is that practically none of them are facing any challenges in life, so they escape into their fairy tales of evil bigots haunting their Twitter feed. The horror!

Amberlynn also falls into this category of Twitter degeneracy, but it's easier to criticize her because she puts so much of her life on full display. I'm honestly more surprised that she isn't an outright pro-fat acceptance, health-at-every-size whale, but the way she lives certainly feels like textbook fat acceptance.

As an aside, I wouldn't be surprised if many of those supportive profiles on Twitter are more of Amber's sock accounts. We all know of the Damon White incident, so I'd be cautious of these Twitter cunts.
 
It's not that far off she could be legitimately 600 pounds or more by the end of January.

She proved that she can gain 20 lb in 15 days after she broke 500, and her last weigh in was Dec 7th (556). If our gorl works real hard, she could feasibly hit 600 elbees as soon as January 9th! That's assuming that the binge monster is going at 100% max power though.
 
She proved that she can gain 20 lb in 15 days after she broke 500, and her last weigh in was Dec 7th (556). If our gorl works real hard, she could feasibly hit 600 elbees as soon as January 9th! That's assuming that the binge monster is going at 100% max power though.

Seems like a typical cycle for the morbidly obese. The stomach stretches over time and fucks with your ability to feel full then you need to eat more and more to feel satiated. But of course, satiated is not enough for people like Amber who need to feel completely stuffed which in turn stretches the stomach again.
 
An interesting thing about that graph is how clearly it demonstrates the emotional highs and lows and flip-flopping behavior in Amber's journey last year. One week she's stuffing orange chicken down her throat, and the next she's sulking about getting on weight watchers again. Only to complete the latter cycle prematurely to inevitably end on an upward cycle.
And that curve will only get more precipitous now that we are approaching the bedbound saga.

TL,DR; she gon' die.
 
Who here is looking forward to the inevitable "new year new me" video. It's bound to happen (no pun intended)

Amberlynn on January 1, 2018 - “2018 is going to be the year when I can finally say I got my life together.”

Amberlynn on January 1, 2019 - “2019 is going to be the year when I can finally say I got my life together.”

Amberlynn on January 1, 2020...

Wash, rinse, repeat.
 
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Hahaha As if Amber would ever disable the comments. She knows what side her bread orange chicken is buttered on breaded on.
Also love how Victimlynn chose this tweet, out of all the others, to respond to so everyone can see the pressure and ridiculous false accusations from ignorant haydurs she "has to deal with on a daily basis":
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Just so you know ,she tried disabling comments on her videos before. When she did that, her views dramatically fell and she started enabling comments again few days later. Even she knows her channel is nothing without her "haydurs" that's why she thinks she's clever and tries to bait people with ridiculous statements on twitter/insta/snap . Meanwhile these other fat bitches on Twitter/Reddit etc come to her "rescue" by liking her YouTube videos. Iirc there was some guy who was moderating her YouTube comments
 
Amberlynn on January 1, 2018 - “2018 is going to be the year when I can finally say I got my life together.”

Amberlynn on January 1, 2019 - “2019 is going to be the year when I can finally say I got my life together.”

Amberlynn on January 1, 2020...

Wash, rinse, repeat.

2020 We'll write it on her grave stone
 
Viet-ham flash backs..

"There's Cheetohs..in the trees!"

Agent Orange... Chicken

Yeah, she used to have a mod for her channel, his name was something like "my 500 pound story" and he made youtube videos (about being 500 pounds). Not sure what happened to him

IRC he also has had it with her. He got burned out. Don’t ask me where I saw it, I could be making this up, but I do know that he did and now he doesn’t.
 
The basic Twitter cunts.

Oh shut the fuck up, this the time of year people who actually HAVE fucking depression kill themselves or people facing their last Christmas because they are dying of cancer or the first Christmas someone has to spend alone because their partner died. There are people this Christmas deciding whether to keep the fucking lights on or starve.

I don't wanna hear how tough this cunt has it, she has nothing to be asspatted about. She made her bed and she loves every goddamned minute of laying there like a sow while everyone else has to make room for her.

I don't give one fuck what AL thinks she has, all she is is lazy, she is a lazy cunt who quits everything she starts, she does not like to be held accountable for anything that requires one ounce of responsibility. She has been doing this her whole life, she hates being told what to do, this is why she is getting so fucking fat, she does not want to be held to anything, she wants to be a victim her entire life, a special little snowflake oh poor AL her parents were sooo mean to her look how fat she is because of THEM and because of everyone else! Oh poor AL.

The more these fucktards chitter on and on about "oh al deserve this and that" can go fuck right off, she deserve nothing. Actually she deserves to be told exactly like it is.

Amber, you are a waste of resources and time. You are nothing more than a parasite leeching onto the naive and stupid, your life is a cautionary tale. Nobody really thinks you are brave, nobody thinks you are kind and nobody would ever want to be you or around you. the only people in your life now are people who want to get the scraps that fall off your chins. And lez be real gorl, the only people giving you asspats are the same people that tell someone with half their face blown off that they are "beautiful" it's only to make themselves feel better about what they REALLY think.


Your girlfriend is a petchant child who is one headbump away from dribbling on her sad fried egg tits in her Nickelodeon T Shirt all day. Obsessed with death and staring vacantly with her fucking drugged out eyeballs looking two steps away from a major stroke. She will be facing her own death soon. She only cares what you give her just like a baby, two big fat fucking babies screeching at one another.

Get fucked.

ETA: Oh and AL, you better hope you die of heart failure because honey, there are WORSE things than death..you could be living inside your own husk of a body and not be able to move or speak or even fucking blink. You could have both your legs removed one by one watching each one rot off from diabetes/necrosis.

Its a small mercy if you died silently. Keep playing games AL you can't troll us when you are the one doing it to yourself, we are just watching you.
Just gonna sit here and patiently wait for someone to draw Becky dribbling on her sad fried egg tits in her Nickelodeon shirt.

This was poetry. :achievement:
 
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