Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Malibougie]

She's literally catfishing herself at this point. She sees the person she wants to be and not the reality.

Absolutely. We see her newly bigger, more circular mug every vid. Like girl, who are you trying to kid? We SEE you. She just doesn’t want to see what she has done to herself.

 

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Amber if you’re going to cancel every social media event because of criticism I have bad news for you.



Yes she posted that reductive pole on every social media site; Instagram, twitter and YouTube community. It’s like seeing a repeat of a terrible movie everywhere.

She probably didn't finish the sit down video. If she's willing to talk about the doctor's appointment so soon it's not going to be interesting anyway. like she knows everyone is waiting for the diabetes but if she ever admits it she'll make it 2+ months of videos because she knows the views it would get.

 

[ADHD]

TBH I don't care to hear her talk about her visit with her singing doctor. I just want her to show us either the printout from her doctor's office or a screencap from her web portal showing her vitals from the visit. I want to know what her actual blood pressure was, not just that it's "good". And of course, her actual weight as per the doctor's scale.

 

[raritycunt]

Ah what a surprise she’s doing another sit down video answering questions. Of course by questions I mean asspats with one of the least offending insults thrown in to which she will giggle and make a snide remark. Delightful.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

For her MFP to have indicated her at 587, it would have shown her needing to lose 388, since her goal weight is 199.

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I thought her new goal weight was 170. Or did I miss a new declaration recently?

When she announced her goal was 170, I got the distinct impression she was trying to cause confusion over the MFP number, tbh. I grant that doesn't make a lot of sense for her to try to muddy the waters this way, but it makes even less sense to say, "Well, I've consistently failed to meet my goal. Time to set a more ambitious target!"

Atta gorl.

 

[ADHD]

I thought her new goal weight was 170. Or did I miss a new declaration recently?

When she announced her goal was 170, I got the distinct impression she was trying to cause confusion over the MFP number, tbh. I grant that doesn't make a lot of sense for her to try to muddy the waters this way, but it makes even less sense to say, "Well, I've consistently failed to meet my goal. Time to set a more ambitious target!"

Atta gorl.

If she had changed the goal weight in MFP to 170, needing to lose 357 lbs would make her (then) current weight 527 lbs, and we know she is way above that. Regardless of whether her MFP goal weight is 170 or 199, there is no support for the claim of her weight having reached 587.

 

[PuckishRogue]

If she had changed the goal weight in MFP to 170, needing to lose 357 lbs would make her (then) current weight 527 lbs, and we know she is way above that. Regardless of whether her MFP goal weight is 170 or 199, there is no support for the claim of her weight having reached 587.

Nothing other than just sorta lookin' at her, but there'd be no certain number. All we know is she is likely heavier than she claims

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

If she had changed the goal weight in MFP to 170, needing to lose 357 lbs would make her (then) current weight 527 lbs, and we know she is way above that. Regardless of whether her MFP goal weight is 170 or 199, there is no support for the claim of her weight having reached 587.

Right. I know it doesn't make sense mathematically, but I suspect that sowing confusion and undermining the accuracy/legitimacy of her MFP numbers are the real goal. Easier to dismiss speculation that way, and you know how she loves doublespeak contradicting lying for the hell of it.

Plus, the more time people spend trying to do the arithmetic/figuring out the what the goal even is, the less time people spend talking about things she'd probably rather we'd ignore, like her health or her relationships. She loves attention of any kind, but she's comfortable with weight speculation because she can just dismiss it as fat-phobic haydurs.

Or I'm giving her too much credit, I dunno.

 

[Twinkie]

You are definitely giving her too much credit. She hardly fucks with MFP anymore, not since a while back when people used her goal weight + 'pounds to lose' to figure out her actual weight.. this was during a time when she was refusing to do weight updates.

"587" was just a ploy by her viewers to force her to do a weigh in to prove she's not that heavy. But it didn't work because she hasn't shown a scale. She can give any number she wants. As of her last weight update she's claiming she lost like 10 lbs or something meawhile everyone can see she's bigger and more swollen than ever.

I love when she does these, just reading the questions is quality entertainment

(don't bother watching her actual video)

 

[Red Shirt Number 74]

You are definitely giving her too much credit. She hardly fucks with MFP anymore, not since a while back when people used her goal weight + 'pounds to lose' to figure out her actual weight.. this was during a time when she was refusing to do weight updates.

"587" was just a ploy by her viewers to force her to do a weigh in to prove she's not that heavy. But it didn't work because she hasn't shown a scale. She can give any number she wants. As of her last weight update she's claiming she lost like 10 lbs or something meawhile everyone can see she's bigger and more swollen than ever.

it's always opposite day for amberlynn

 

[nyankosensei]

cause you wouldn't drive 2+ hrs with car anxiety and barely able to fit in the car just for any orange chicken, it has to be the ONE

 

[Assgardian]

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cause you wouldn't drive 2+ hrs with car anxiety and barely able to fit in the car just for any orange chicken, it has to be the ONE

I swear I remember her buying some wommart lean cuisine version of orange chicken that was amazeeen but maybe I've been following her so long I can just patch scenarios together.

 

[Guardsman42]

I would like to remind people that Hamber now weighs more then a Grizzly Bear.

The difference is the Grizzly Bear is a very dangerous killing machine, and Hamber is a mishapen freak.

I really wish I had good photoshop skills, I'd make Montages showing Hamber the malformed lump compared to these various apex species.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

The difference is the Grizzly Bear is a very dangerous killing machine, and Hamber is a mishapen freak

Actually, Hamber would be a very dangerous killing machine .....if she sat on you or fell on you. Watch out Twinkie Star!

 

[marjoram]

Big Al is a very dangerous EATING machine. Don't get too close or you could lose something important....

 

[Twinkie]

I love when she pretends to have discriminating tastes. I'd never stay in a motel

CF's orange chicken is the same bagged product you can find in any freezer aisle

 

[Xenomorph]

I love when she pretends to have discriminating tastes. I'd never stay in a motel

CF's orange chicken is the same bagged product you can find in any freezer aisle

she fucking lived in a motel for a time lmaooo oh AL

 

[This comment matters]

Here's an interesting fact: Hamber is the number one natural predator of orange chicken.

 

[BerriesArnold]

I can imagine her holding a wine glass full of the orange chicken gravy that comes from frozen bags, dipping her pinky in it, swishing it in her mouth and spitting it out like a high-class wine connoisseur. Don't underestimate our gorl. She's of high taste.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I can imagine her holding a wine glass full of the orange chicken gravy that comes from frozen bags, dipping her pinky in it, swishing it in her mouth and spitting it out like a high-class wine connoisseur. Don't underestimate our gorl. She's of high taste.

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Don’t give her any ideas. She seems gross enough to try that.