Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%

  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%

  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%
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Bunny said:
Apparently Becks was in an accident that made her face crooked. idk.
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From a medical standpoint, I wonder how her supposed accident resulted in a lack of neck vertebrae. My guess is the "accident" involved wine coolers, vehicles, the corpses of various relatives and a Kentuckian intelligence level.
 
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I've never bought the "Becky had an accident as a kid" story. She does not seem to have any scarring, muscle damage, or any other visible signs of permanent injury that would be expected to accompany someone having their face rearranged.

However, I love the story anyway. Imagine being so ugly that your own girlfriend has to make up a lie about you to justify your appearance. "Oh, she looks like that because she smashed her face up" Like, thanks for covering for me, babe.
 
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raritycunt said:
It seems people are starting to call AOut on her shit more often on twitter, this particular girl made a comment about how minimal her vlogs are and amber replied with her usual sassy “honey boo boo” shit.

Yes honey there’s NOTHING sadder than watching the videos of an obese lesbian that has neither loving family nor the ability to wipe her arse. Nothing at all, except perhaps being the one LIVING these videos?
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Lol, I love this response because of how oblivious AL is to herself.
Yes, it is a bit of a sad life watching obese vloggers or TLC shows to make yourself feel better by comparison. But you know why it's effective in the first place?
Cause the life on display is sadder.

She will always have a sadder life than her audience because that's the exact reason her audience watches!
 
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Whale Watcher said:
Lol, I love this response because of how oblivious AL is to herself.
Yes, it is a bit of a sad life watching obese vloggers or TLC shows to make yourself feel better by comparison. But you know why it's effective in the first place?
Cause the life on display is sadder.

She will always have a sadder life than her audience because that's the exact reason her audience watches!
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She is a hypocrite, she admitted to watching my 600 lb life last spring saying, she watched them so she doesn’t get to that point..

The difference between my 600lb life and AL is that my 600lb life usually has a happy ending, while AL’s life just keeps going downward.
 
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Masta said:
She is a hypocrite, she admitted to watching my 600 lb life last spring saying, she watched them so she doesn’t get to that point.
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I am not ashamed to admit that I am one of the dozens of people AL has inspired.

Not necessarily to lose weight (though that too). But if I catch myself making an excuse or bullshitting myself about anything, ever -- putting off getting my oil changed, returning an email, watering a houseplant -- I just think to myself, "What Would AL Do?" Then I do the opposite.

My life was never bad, but I gotta say this one weird trick has definitely made it better. At least she'll leave that much of a legacy.
 
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GargoyleGorl said:
I am not ashamed to admit that I am one of the dozens of people AL has inspired.

Not necessarily to lose weight (though that too). But if I catch myself making an excuse or bullshitting myself about anything, ever -- putting off getting my oil changed, returning an email, watering a houseplant -- I just think to myself, "What Would AL Do?" Then I do the opposite.

My life was never bad, but I gotta say this one weird trick has definitely made it better. At least she'll leave that much of a legacy.
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It’s like that episode of Seinfeld where George did everything the opposite of what his instincts told him to do and his life improved ten fold.

AL is George Castanza. She needs to try that. Do the opposite of every thought and impulse that she has and she might survive to see her 30’s.

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8008135 said:
I think it's illustrated even more horrifyingly several pages back. Like ... holy fucking shit.
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I would have added my projection for 2020 but I think it'd just be a flesh explosion. Besides, need bigger paper.

Happy New year goooorls.
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Holy crap, the camera on this is bad. Sorry gorls, first time I've used it and apparently we're doing sepia again. Thanks Amazon, your tablets are going the same direction as our gorl's weight. The wrong one.
 
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