Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[nervesurgeon]

longtime lurker. today, i post...

 

[Silver Surfer]

Hey remember that time Amber wanted to go to a restaurant and Becky wanted to eat at home so they compromised and went to Red Lobster? Cheers

 

[Orange//Net]

That's the sexiest part! Those rolls would rub nicely on my schlong.

It's hard to tell if people are being ironic fat fetishists anymore.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

It's hard to tell if people are being ironic fat fetishists anymore.

They're all coming out of the pantry....

(I know, I know. I'll see myself out.)

 

[meatplowman]

I once had a dream where Big Al gave me a hand-job. That was the beat dream I ever had.

 

[FitBitch]

How is she so fucking stupid?

If she'd show a scale when she says she's lost weight she'd get much less doubt. New year, new channel, she wants it to be more positive, as in asspats for losing a whole 89 pounds of poorly circulated leg.

 

[AJ 447]

You may not be suicidal, but you're definitely desperate.

imagine being pathetic enough that you not only make multiple sock accounts, but then reply to your own gross post from one of said accounts
bye bitch

 

[Xenomorph]

imagine being pathetic enough that you not only make multiple sock accounts, but then reply to your own gross post from one of said accounts
bye bitch

Sounds like @melissarendato type of posting lmao

 

[raritycunt]

How is she so fucking stupid?

Wait did she just contradict herself between the first and second screenshot?

Screenshot 1: someone points out how bad YouTube is for her weight loss and she defends it by saying “I don’t have to share my numbers but you can watch my physical changes though!”

Screenshot 2: someone asks for a weigh in and she replies with “well I don’t know if I even wanna BE a weight loss channel anymore!”

I.....okay Amburrr

All you would be fucking is rolls. No mortal has the schlong to get it past all the rolls. Keep dreaming.

And yet the amount of women out there close to ambers size who have children (young children too, born within the last year or two) is a big indicator of just how many men WILL fuck someone that size. *cringe*

 

[Phalanx]

I hope Hamber's ready for 2019 to probably be her last.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Wait did she just contradict herself between the first and second screenshot?

Screenshot 1: someone points out how bad YouTube is for her weight loss and she defends it by saying “I don’t have to share my numbers but you can watch my physical changes though!”

Screenshot 2: someone asks for a weigh in and she replies with “well I don’t know if I even wanna BE a weight loss channel anymore!”

I.....okay Amburrr

You could say that she wants to have her orange chicken and eat it too

 

[raritycunt]

You could say that she wants to have her orange chicken and eat it too

Can you imagine if she just gives up the weight loss altogether on screen? Her subscribers would go down faster than the titanic. I mean we all know on here she’s basically given up but those deluded enough to think she’s actually going to succeed would be horrified.

 

[easyaf]

How is she so fucking stupid?

It's a gift. That she probably opened a month early.

She might try it in the hopes of getting less negativity (won't work) or giving herself an excuse to tell people 'I'm not a weight loss channel' when she gains weight after taking away the only pressure she has (well, the only pressure that she listens to at all, he body giving out obviously isn't enough) to try even in the tiny increments she does. However she'll realise quickly that people interests is waning, views are going down, money is not as good.

It's the Chantal school of vlogging, remake your channel then realise that was a terrible idea. She'll be 'mook-bong'-ing again before February.

 

[Malibougie]

She announces she is going to keep her “weightloss journey” private every time she is gaining a shit ton. How many times has she said she is keeping it private in the past? That is until she gets the runs and has a loss to report. Also note- she didn’t get the asspats for losing that whopping 6 elbees (without showing the scale) so she needs to stay away from the negativity.

My dear first, have you not been to your channel? And second tell me about your “thicker skin” that you have and how comments don’t bother you. Or do they only bother you when you don’t get the response that you are trying to pull from people?

 

[literally low-key]

She is posting pics and video of herself from 2014 captioned "I miss you".

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

And second tell me about your “thicker skin” that you have and how comments don’t bother you. Or do they only bother you when you don’t get the response that you are trying to pull from people?

It's true though. The negative comments make her insane and the constructive comments bounce right off her thick skull skin. The only thing she can actually handle is generic "you go, gorl!" or "I luv ur channel!"

It's like how she's only be able to consume refined sugar, salt, grease, and white rice. Anything with substance isn't delicious enough to make the cut.

 

[easyaf]

I checked insta/youtube stores and didn't see it, where is it?

 

[Xenomorph]

I checked insta/youtube stores and didn't see it, where is it?

 

[easyaf]

That seems a pretty miserable way to spend NYE, pining over the time 5 years ago when you only weighed under 400. Damn, she's awful but I do feel a bit sorry for her.

Ah, I've just remembered she could take steps to at least improve it at any time and mukbangs instead. Never mind, successfully crushed the feeling before it latched on too hard.

 

[Xenomorph]

That seems a pretty miserable way to spend NYE, pining over the time 5 years ago when you only weighed under 400. Damn, she's awful but I do feel a bit sorry for her.

Ah, I've just remembered she could take steps to at least improve it at any time and mukbangs instead. Never mind, successfully crushed the feeling before it latched on too hard.

Knowing her she just misses Krystle