Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Masta]

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When the Chrischan merge happens:

 

[Xenomorph]

Her brother isn't getting married.

Probably in fucking jail/rehab

 

[Furiosa]

I rarely pay attention to the ask fm/youknow stuff..but lawd does it induce rage due her condescending & pedantic nature. I'm assuming most of her youtube ambabies don't follow it either.

 

[Xenomorph]

I rarely pay attention to the ask fm/youknow stuff..but lawd does it induce rage due her condescending & pedantic nature. I'm assuming most of her youtube ambabies don't follow it either.

She's so fucking boring. Her one word answers of "I dont know" are riveting. She is so lazy she won't even type out a full response.

 

[a834604]

Watching that old glasses video, it looks like she barely needed them and had a very weak prescription (you can tell by the degree of distortion on the side of her face. The worse your eyesight is, the greater the distortion. Her glasses practically look like fake "for show" glasses because there is so little distortion)

So unless she's losing her eyesight to the beetus, I'm sure it doesn't make much difference to her that she no longer has glasses

She has been squinting alot when looking at herself from the view finder, ever since she got the new camera. IDK if she is trying to look smart or cute by squinting but diabeetus is coming for those retinas.

 

[Guardsman42]

She's so fucking boring. Her one word answers of "I dont know" are riveting. She is so lazy she won't even type out a full response.

Because it would also require enough oxygen getting to her brain to process the questions. I doubt she really reads it and just uses canned responses.

 

[Twinkie]

I guarantee she reads every word of every question. Reading about herself and watching videos about herself is the only activity she has committed to in her entire life.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I do believe that the doctor does in fact exist, but as mentioned earlier, she's probably being referred to a specialist. She either doesn't make an appointment or cancels it. She seems to have a similar mindset with her health issues as she does with her torrid muumuu's not fitting atm ''but once i lose the weight'' they'll fit or my health issues will magically disappear.

But it's a lot easier to live in denial than being diagnosed with the beetus and sleep apnea and having to take responsibility.

Plus the absolute, rock bottom cost for an in-facility sleep study will cost her around $750. The tab could run as high as $3k without insurance. No way she is gonna fork three thousand dollars into something that doesn't taste good or give her the illusion of being a pretty princess in a tent-frock. She won't even pay enough to have a car large enough to cram herself into. Medical tests are not a financial priority.

 

[Owlflaps]

It fucks me up that she’s still vain at her size. The eye-fucking that she does is gross. Though I suppose she doesn’t have much else going for her.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Probably in fucking jail/rehab

Who is to say she didnt make up that he was getting married?

 

[SisterChristian]

She's so fucking boring. Her one word answers of "I dont know" are riveting.

Or better yet, "UGH I don't know."

 

[Golly]

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So deep, profound and self aware. As a writer should be. Amber’s fatness is obviously the only thing that makes her interesting. She is the epitome of a basic cable bitch.

Some people just go through life with their brain turned off, huh?

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

It fucks me up that she’s still vain at her size. The eye-fucking that she does is gross. Though I suppose she doesn’t have much else going for her.

It is honestly the narcissism in her, and it just shows how narcissistic she is. You would think that at a dainty 600 pounds she would be a little bit more humble, but no.

I agree though, that "eye-fucking" she does makes my skin crawl and I cringe internally.

 

[literally low-key]

If she didn't eye-fuck herself, continue to gain weight at a steady pace, mistreat people, lie about everything, look like a slob, dress like a grandma, cackle and screech, shove food into her face like an animal, act dainty, we wouldn't watch.

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

If she didn't eye-fuck herself, continue to gain weight at a steady pace, mistreat people, lie about everything, look like a slob, dress like a grandma, cackle and screech, shove food into her face like an animal, act dainty, we wouldn't watch.

I'm just here for the shit show and the inevitability of it all crashing in to deep fried flames.

 

[Gorlwiththedragontattoo]

So when do y'all think she's going to actually pick a winner for her "giveaway"? It's been almost three weeks.

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

Oopsies. guess I;m a little late. Discovered her today.

Welcome. May your plate of orange chicken be ever full.

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

oooo gorl, you know damn well that walking to the fridge doesn't count. Or could she possibly mean the last time she walked in a walmart without the scooter?

 

[SweetDee]

Oopsies. guess I;m a little late. Discovered her today.

You're in the right place. Big AL is definitely the smegma queen, what with not showering ever.

 

[raritycunt]

“I don’t like orange chicken”

Girl if you don’t stop lying....