Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I think it's safe to say now that none of the Hello Fresh meals were made.
If she did make them, I'm sure she would have posted them on instagram or included it in a vlog by now.

Maybe that's where her case of ~stomach flu~ (AKA food poisoning) came from ... she hoovered them down in one sitting and ate something uncooked/undercooked.

Edit: Well, what do you know ... Hello Fresh boxes in Canada, at least, were found to be contaminated with salmonella. Wonder if any of those Vietnamese chilis make it down to 'Tucky?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Or she ate them all in one day hour

Our girl is a pro hoover unlike that Canadian upstart. Any food not molested within twenty minutes takes umbrage.

 

[shitstorm]

Just a random thought: I love how since Amber’s bedbound her compulsive purchase of earrings and accessories has decreased and she’s now buying/being gifted a bunch of pillows and blankets to accessorize her bed.

 

[Gorlwiththedragontattoo]

So when do we think she's going to update her abandoned weight loss insta? I just asked her on ask.fm .Let's see if she responds.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

I remember this fat bitch. The guy next to her didn't even talk to her directly. He was texting his friend on phone and this bitch is so fat ,she saw his phone texts from her seat and then confronted him.

This actually confirms that she is a part of some FB fat people safe spaces where jobless fat bitches congregate to support other fat bitches on social media.

Re: the plus-size Instagram "model" and the man sitting next to her on the plane, his disgust might have been legitimate. Perhaps he wanted to enjoy the flight without being physically pressed against a stranger. Check out this diagram: if you are size 16 or above you should buy two airline seats in economy class instead of shoving your body against the person next to you for several hours. It's rude to impose yourself on a stranger in a confined space like that, but of course AL supports the fat chick. What an amazing surprise.

 

[SaAboteur]

Just wanted to say: that is one ugly ass journal.. I know Amber (and Becky it seems) buys anything that she will never use but gosh. . that is tacky as f*.

 

[Xenomorph]

I was thinking about this today, what should we call the members of this little community who possess a lot of AL's history knowledge?

Fupapedia's? Lardologists?

ALcoholics?

 

[Shut.Up.Carl]

Go with the one that sounds like a terrible drinking problem.

 

[Dutch Courage]

I was thinking about this today, what should we call the members of this little community who possess a lot of AL's history knowledge?

Fupapedia's? Lardologists?

ALcoholics?

I like to think of myself as an Amburp.

 

[Long time lurker]

Atleast she sent the money to someone this give away.

But we never saw how much she sent, did we?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I was thinking about this today, what should we call the members of this little community who possess a lot of AL's history knowledge?

Fupapedia's? Lardologists?

ALcoholics?

Al-Anon?


Edit: just 'membered. "Fat spastic cunts on their periods" was our last collective title. It had a certain je ne sais quoi.

Then edited more cos I can barely English, let alone French.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Quite partial to the 'Gunt Punters' myself.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Re: the plus-size Instagram "model" and the man sitting next to her on the plane, his disgust might have been legitimate. Perhaps he wanted to enjoy the flight without being physically pressed against a stranger. Check out this diagram: if you are size 16 or above you should buy two airline seats in economy class instead of shoving your body against the person next to you for several hours. It's rude to impose yourself on a stranger in a confined space like that, but of course AL supports the fat chick. What an amazing surprise.

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Absolutely. If you see her pics, it's clear as fuck that there's no way she will fit in one seat. That dude instead of asking for another seat just resorts to texting with his friend and even then this bitch was not content

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I dunno, the community naming thing is always a little cringey to me, but I guess that somehow makes it seem fitting here.

Never gonna join the "baerrito family" or the "cassieroll family" or whatever other weird "family" YouTubers like to call their followers. It's weird.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Hambertologists? Twinkie Stoorians?

 

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So when do we think she's going to update her abandoned weight loss insta? I just asked her on ask.fm .Let's see if she responds.

curvycaloriess? that's been abandoned for awhile. I wish she didn't delete all of the stuff from last New Year's though. The post about her being able to guess calories with 10 and pics of expert diet recipes were great to look back on. Now she just has a depressing pic of her in candy cane leggings saying she knows she's dying so don't tell her what she already knows.

 

[Xenomorph]

I dunno, the community naming thing is always a little cringey to me, but I guess that somehow makes it seem fitting here.

Never gonna join the "baerrito family" or the "cassieroll family" or whatever other weird "family" YouTubers like to call their followers. It's weird.

Oh no no it's not a family, this is more like a scientific study of a certain cow think of us like scientists in the specialty of the Adipem Cete Ingentia

I love you all though

 

[DarkSydePundit]

I was thinking about this today, what should we call the members of this little community who possess a lot of AL's history knowledge?

Fupapedia's? Lardologists?

ALcoholics?

Huge Faggots

 

[Xenomorph]

Huge Faggots

That's the DSP board.

 

[666EVE666]

Amberologists of the Ambersphere