Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[666EVE666]

Does that mean we get to see @666EVE666 in a metal bikini?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Howzabout "Kiwi Farmers?"

The Great Shitposter, Tiny Clanger
Counting deathfats on their driveways
Helping haydurs think they're winnin'
You've had a busy day today...

Edit: For the uncultured swine.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

The Amberlance. Wee woo wee woo wee woo

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Absolutely. If you see her pics, it's clear as fuck that there's no way she will fit in one seat. That dude instead of asking for another seat just resorts to texting with his friend and even then this bitch was not content

Imagine going on a dream vacation to Bora Bora that you saved up for your whole life but when you get on the plane you get sat next to Amber. She's already dropped the armrests on both sides of her to accommodate her mammoth shelf-butt, and she's generously left you a space on your airline seat about 18 inches wide for you to sit. Her arms and legs, inflated to grotesque Michelin Man dimensions, press up against you as you detect a distinct patchouli-sour milk odor wafting off her ample frame. The flight is a brisk thirteen hours, enjoy!

 

[ADHD]

She doesn’t like orange chicken either. Not to mention her allergy to eggs. Our gorl only likes grilled chicken with potatoes and broccoli.

have your lean meat you know a little bit of carbs on the side like brown rice sweet potatoes are amazing

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

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Welp, here's the answer folks. She's never gonna take this seriously.

Did she just skip over phase two and three and go straight to stage four of Amberlynn's Youtube Content Cycle of Futility?? (made by @pecansandies)

I guess we don't know for sure since she hasn't shown up to her "job" in over a week. This gorl never fails at being a complete failure.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Did she just skip over phase two and three and go straight to stage four of Amberlynn's Youtube Content Cycle of Futility?? (made by @pecansandies)

I guess we don't know for sure since she hasn't shown up to her "job" in over a week. This gorl never fails at being a complete failure.

Aside from hoovering a plate of Orange Chicken with double rice, this is what she does best. Fail.

 

[Xenomorph]

"I look weird." = "I like this photo, gimme compliments."

I love the zoom as if that will trick people into thinking she isnt built like a dwarf star

 

[CindyChafe]

she live yo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gyoDrqL9XM

I give her like 20 minutes and then a rage quit/her delivery order comes thru.

 

[Xenomorph]

what in the fuck

 

[JambledUpWords]

what in the fuck

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Is Becky transforming into a man?

 

[I liek fr0gs]

what in the fuck

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What an almighty gunt, Dios Mio. Our Becks ramping up the butchiness by weilding a bulge to end all bulges.

 

[8008135]

That's Necky's patented Double Gunt.

 

[Xenomorph]

Is Becky transforming into a man?

It was swinging when she was walking

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gyoDrqL9XM

live right meow

 

[666EVE666]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gyoDrqL9XM

live right meow

She just logged off but I’ve recorded it, will post later tonight most likely

 

[Rebel Scum]

I love watching her unravel on younow. She just doesn’t understand why nobody believes her you guise!

 

[marjoram]

I reeeeeally wanna say it's an optical illusion because of the print. I really, really wanna say that, but..........

 

[pecansandies]

Did she just skip over phase two and three and go straight to stage four of Amberlynn's Youtube Content Cycle of Futility?? (made by @pecansandies)

I guess we don't know for sure since she hasn't shown up to her "job" in over a week. This gorl never fails at being a complete failure.

part of phase 2 is acting like her weight loss plans don't exist so maybe she's just unravelling so fast the cycle is going from one month to one day lmao

 

[Masta]

So I’m assuming we aren’t getting any quality content from our girl, because she’s gotten paid already.
Welp, see her when she needs the paycheck.