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Yes Writerlynn, sex sales! Let’s take a look at an original piece of vampire fiction by our very own gorl...
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I was trying to come up with a sarcastic comment about Amber’s reflectiveness and mad literary skills, but she is just so bland and dull that it hurts me too much.
Instead, I offer you an Amber-inspired vampire short story.
Her sigh echoed in the otherwise quiet streets of Monticello. Was it a sound of exhaustion or frustration? Orangina couldn’t tell herself, and there was nobody else to aswer her calling. Two weeks she’s spent there, haunting down every last one of the ever more suspecting locals. None of them managed to escape and she didn’t even break a sweat. It was all too easy and in turn, brought no satisfaction.
Orangina stopped to take a sniff of the corpse-filled air. It was her favorite smell. Then, she heard a screeching noise in the distance. Could it have been some new kind of a beast? A worthy opponent maybe? She rushed in that direction.
“I want food! Now! Don’t care about no vampires, bring me burgers or I’ll suck your blood!” It sounded human, but looked nothing like it. It didn’t activate Orangina’s sensors either. So it couldn’t be. And yet...
„Stop crying. I haven’t eaten in over an hour. I need food to SURVIVE!”
With the force of a long and tonned leg, Orangina kicked in the window. As the misterious creature looked at her, its eyes got bigger and it began to give off the smell of blood. Oranginga parted her full lips and smiled with pearly fungs. She was about to approach, when in walked another undetected human.
“Would... would you l-l-like some garlic, ma’am?”
“No”, Orangina gently answered and proceeded to attack. Only then she realized what was wrong with the newest human. There was nowhere to dig in. No sensual, soft, fragrant neck to dive in with her teeth.
Confused, she turned to the shapless beast. With one, swift move she was deep into its neck. But what little blood she found, tasted like...
“Yuck, garlic! You two are useless!”
She shighed once again, transformed into a bat and flew into a lonely night.
