Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Yes Writerlynn, sex sales! Let’s take a look at an original piece of vampire fiction by our very own gorl...

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It's not even a whole story. It's just a bloated version of "Vampires drink blood. Here is a list of traits attributed to vampires. Now this vampire drank blood." Like even short stories have narrative arcs. Does the story she's been working on for years have chapters online anywhere?
 
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Yes Writerlynn, sex sales! Let’s take a look at an original piece of vampire fiction by our very own gorl...

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I was trying to come up with a sarcastic comment about Amber’s reflectiveness and mad literary skills, but she is just so bland and dull that it hurts me too much.


Instead, I offer you an Amber-inspired vampire short story.



Her sigh echoed in the otherwise quiet streets of Monticello. Was it a sound of exhaustion or frustration? Orangina couldn’t tell herself, and there was nobody else to aswer her calling. Two weeks she’s spent there, haunting down every last one of the ever more suspecting locals. None of them managed to escape and she didn’t even break a sweat. It was all too easy and in turn, brought no satisfaction.

Orangina stopped to take a sniff of the corpse-filled air. It was her favorite smell. Then, she heard a screeching noise in the distance. Could it have been some new kind of a beast? A worthy opponent maybe? She rushed in that direction.

“I want food! Now! Don’t care about no vampires, bring me burgers or I’ll suck your blood!” It sounded human, but looked nothing like it. It didn’t activate Orangina’s sensors either. So it couldn’t be. And yet...

„Stop crying. I haven’t eaten in over an hour. I need food to SURVIVE!”

With the force of a long and tonned leg, Orangina kicked in the window. As the misterious creature looked at her, its eyes got bigger and it began to give off the smell of blood. Oranginga parted her full lips and smiled with pearly fungs. She was about to approach, when in walked another undetected human.

“Would... would you l-l-like some garlic, ma’am?”

“No”, Orangina gently answered and proceeded to attack. Only then she realized what was wrong with the newest human. There was nowhere to dig in. No sensual, soft, fragrant neck to dive in with her teeth.

Confused, she turned to the shapless beast. With one, swift move she was deep into its neck. But what little blood she found, tasted like...

“Yuck, garlic! You two are useless!”

She shighed once again, transformed into a bat and flew into a lonely night.
 
It looks like Big Al’s writing hasn’t improved at all in the last few years. That excerpt reads like her Kate Winslet/Blake Lively fanfiction. Also, when I think of vampires, I think of this
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I’m sure Al is imagining herself as the super sexy vampire in this story
 
It's actually really sad to watch Katie W's videos of the old AL, she was actually mobile (ish), had a job, a life, got her nails done, did her makeup, had more personality. In this bed bound Becky era she's seems to be sincerely depressed. Where is her motivation to change??
New puss. Remember as AL and Dusty gone on AL stopped giving a fuck about her looks and gained more and more weight, she only started showering and getting her nails done and shit AFTER the breakup.
 
New puss. Remember as AL and Dusty gone on AL stopped giving a fuck about her looks and gained more and more weight, she only started showering and getting her nails done and shit AFTER the breakup.
And in this relationship, instead of Becky getting bored and looking for a new girlfriend after Amber decided to relax and let herself go, Becky just relaxes and lets herself go too. Neither of them does anything to encourage the other to better herself.
 
Now she is stuck in Kentucky forever, right where Dusty brought her and left her. When asked about how she felt about that she just said she is over Dusty but she didn't say how she felt about being left in Kentucky.

TFW your lesbian Chad GF cons a shit-ton of gifts outta you, cheats on you, then dumps your broken ass in a hick part of Kentucky, leaving you with self-esteem issues for years.
 


Pretty sure she meant: "Sinking my pearly white fangs..."

This is why I think AL is only trolling with her mispronunciations half the time. Her grasp on the English language is tenuous at best and might actually be getting worse. Her brain can't function correctly anymore, if it ever could.
 
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