Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

Posting this for posterity since Amber has cleared off her weight loss IG account.

 

[Guardsman42]

That lady people posted..like has...the weirdest fat distribution ever. Like her body looks like even normal weight it would be a wreck. I bet she might have had pre-existing medical conditions..unlike Hamber who is a fat bitch with no personality.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

Posting this for posterity since Amber has cleared off her weight loss IG account.
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Symbolic of her dropping the ball on attempting to lose weight.

 

[guacieface]

I’m not an hamber aficionado so I’m curious, what is the fastest turn around that amber has gone from ‘this diet is the one for me’ to ‘nah that sucked and not sustainable’. The 3 day optivia almost gave me whiplash but was there any faster/more drastic?

 

[Blathersnake]

I’m not an hamber aficionado so I’m curious, what is the fastest turn around that amber has gone from ‘this diet is the one for me’ to ‘nah that sucked and not sustainable’. The 3 day optivia almost gave me whiplash but was there any faster/more drastic?

I don't know, Optavia was a fast turn around. O2B didn't last long at all either, but I'm not sure what the deal was between those two as it seemed as soon as she said something it was over. But honestly, I have a hard time believing if any of the diets/plans/programs she has tried over the years lasted longer than a few days regardless of what she says.

 

[Kukkamaaria]

I don't know, Optavia was a fast turn around. O2B didn't last long at all either, but I'm not sure what the deal was between those two as it seemed as soon as she said something it was over. But honestly, I have a hard time believing if any of the diets/plans/programs she has tried over the years lasted longer than a few days regardless of what she says.

I think the average is less than 24 hours.

 

[clusterfuckk]

That lady people posted..like has...the weirdest fat distribution ever. Like her body looks like even normal weight it would be a wreck. I bet she might have had pre-existing medical conditions..unlike Hamber who is a fat bitch with no personality.

If you are referring to Kandy Foxx I believe she already had WLS years ago. Not sure if that has something to do with her fat distribution. Maybe it was always that way idk.

 

[chicken wings]

We know the stomach stretches but do the intestines stretch to handle the flow of food that's like 3x the amount a normal body would process?

Possibly but not likely I think? The stomach is a focus for various surgery options but not the intestine.

I don't know, Optavia was a fast turn around. O2B didn't last long at all either, but I'm not sure what the deal was between those two as it seemed as soon as she said something it was over. But honestly, I have a hard time believing if any of the diets/plans/programs she has tried over the years lasted longer than a few days regardless of what she says.

They forgot that this shit isn't suppose to be easy or pleasant and that it takes fucking time. She must have missed those transitions on 600lb life where it clearly states that it took MONTHS for the patients to lose however much weight they loss and this is even for the good ones!

A deathfat post surgery commonly loses 10 to 30lbs per month.

 

[wommart rat]

I’m not an hamber aficionado so I’m curious, what is the fastest turn around that amber has gone from ‘this diet is the one for me’ to ‘nah that sucked and not sustainable’. The 3 day optivia almost gave me whiplash but was there any faster/more drastic?

A while ago (Dusty era I think) she posted a video about doing a 10-day vegan challenge and by all appearances seemed super excited about it. she had a huge grocery haul of vegan food and crowed about how amaaaazing veganism is. and then, lidurally on the first night of the challenge, she ate steak at a bowling alley and gave up right then and there.

she gets a manic-type high from starting a new “program.” buying workbooks, special food, making a white board chart — that’s the part she loves. but as soon as the actual work starts she caves very quickly.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I’m not an hamber aficionado so I’m curious, what is the fastest turn around that amber has gone from ‘this diet is the one for me’ to ‘nah that sucked and not sustainable’. The 3 day optivia almost gave me whiplash but was there any faster/more drastic?

I've seen her turn around in less than 24 hours. She's done a vlog, can't remember when, and she says she's counting calories for real this time gorls and by the end of the vlog she had binged. My favorite is when she and Becky decided to not eat out anymore and then by the end of the vlog she had manipulated Becks into a "date night" at Red Lobster.

 

[Hecate14]

What are the odds that having a job that required her to leave the house almost daily would help facilitate weight loss? I mean she'd be more distracted from food, and wouldn't be constantly surrounded/given the opportunity to eat at all times. If she was busy enough that would have to help right? I might be naive.

 

[Emet-Selch]

What are the odds that having a job that required her to leave the house almost daily would help facilitate weight loss? I mean she'd be more distracted from food, and wouldn't be constantly surrounded/given the opportunity to eat at all times. If she was busy enough that would have to help right? I might be naive.

At her weight she is not going to be able to go out and work, especially if her laaaayyygg is causing her so much pain. She forfeited working a job to gluttony.

Even if she miraculously could go work I'm sure she'd be stuffing snacks in her folds.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Don't forget her status update
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And Relatable-lynn
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"Hey you been MIA, everything okay?"
"Im good"

What a cunt reply. I really don't understand how she still has supporters. It basically took me half a week to change from supporter to haydur but these people are something else ..

 

[Whatthefuck]

What are the odds that having a job that required her to leave the house almost daily would help facilitate weight loss? I mean she'd be more distracted from food, and wouldn't be constantly surrounded/given the opportunity to eat at all times. If she was busy enough that would have to help right? I might be naive.

I'm quite sure it would help with weight loss, but she's pathologically phobic about working. Her last job, which was a government contract job and paid well considering she has no qualifications whatsoever, she quit so she could spend time with her furbabies and because her back hurt too much from SITTING. She's a lost cause, just watch the show.

 

[Strine]

Her last job, which was a government contract job and paid well considering she has no qualifications whatsoever, she quit so she could spend time with her furbabies and because her back hurt too much from SITTING.

A clarification: AL told viewers she had a "government job", which she got with no qualifications and was able to abruptly quit without legal censure, so in reality it was probably a call centre adjacent to a government building or something like that. To illustrate her delusions of mediocrity, she currently claims to "work" "for Google". Amber's cited excuse for "quitting" (getting the arse) was to "focus" on her YT career.

In other words, Amber's resumé would read "left government job for Google job" when she quit was fired from an entry-level 9-to-5 to sit at home and eat McNuggies on camera.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

A while ago (Dusty era I think) she posted a video about doing a 10-day vegan challenge and by all appearances seemed super excited about it. she had a huge grocery haul of vegan food and crowed about how amaaaazing veganism is. and then, lidurally on the first night of the challenge, she ate steak at a bowling alley and gave up right then and there.

she gets a manic-type high from starting a new “program.” buying workbooks, special food, making a white board chart — that’s the part she loves. but as soon as the actual work starts she caves very quickly.

Amber's dieting is like a doomed movie in development hell. Script after script is commissioned but then found wanting and abandoned. Directors sign on but after evidence it's going to be fruitless, instruct their publicist to say they are no longer attached to the project. Location scouting, casting talks, budget negotiations.

But the cameras are never gonna roll.

 

[ADHD]

In other words, Amber's resumé would read "left government job for Google job" when she quit an entry-level 9-to-5 to sit at home and eat McNuggies on camera.

Has anyone else ever done that and ended up making more money than they did at their real job? Or is Amber just some fat freak anomaly?

 

[Healthyboy /s]

"the scale is loving me lately"

the denial is deep with this one

"I have only had one meal today"

Eats for a family of 5

 

[marjoram]

Re: Big Al's "government" job

Big Al did data entry. The company was Sourcehov, or something like that. They had won a bid from the VA to update veteren's medical applications. THIS was Big Al's "government job", and she continued to insist it WAS a government job despite having it explained to her countless times.

Starting pay was somewhere around $11.00 per, IIRC. And BTW-she got her ass fired.

 

[ADHD]

Re: Big Al's "government" job

Big Al did data entry. The company was Sourcehov, or something like that. They had won a bid from the VA to update veteren's medical applications. THIS was Big Al's "government job", and she continued to insist it WAS a government job despite having it explained to her countless times.

Starting pay was somewhere around $11.00 per, IIRC. And BTW-she got her ass fired.

Amber spent too much time in the bathroom! Here are the details for people new to Amber:

Interesting developments! And it seems "Lisa" (AL's former coworker you see in the comment section) has divulged some tea in the comments, and in the Facebook group. The tea is piping hot, y'all! And Amberlynn is backtracking like crazy. Her sausage fingers can't even keep up with her comment section, she cannot delete the evidence fast enough.

Highlights:

• It was never a government job. AL is trying to backtrack by saying she truly believed she was working for the government.
• AL did not quit her job, she got fired for being a shitty employee, as we all knew already. Lisa recalls that AL would spend 15-20 minutes at a time in the bathroom constantly, to the point her supervisors would have to chase her out to do her work.
• "Lisa" has actually been mentioned in AL's previous videos with Sharla. In those videos, it seems they don't like Lisa... haha, I guess don't play with fire or else you'll get burned, piggyLynn.
• AL made it seem like her commute was hours long, when she only lives 30 minutes away from her job.
• The shifts were not 12 hours long, but less.
• The company she worked at was SourceHov.

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