Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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That would not be nice. Make all the unrecognizable slop you want, but don’t destroy our appetites with stuff we might actually enjoy.

She said she cooked it with water because that’s what she prefers? More like that’s what she had. Cooking the dish with water over stock would not enhance it in any way. Certainly not to the degree she was responding with. The lip-smacking and ‘mm hm mm hm’ I almost lost my lunch.
Actually I'd welcome any kind of new content. At least I could be comforted that she finally figured out that she could get fat off of good food too. I've never understood why obese people prefer food that, imo, is disgusting. Why choose lays when you could have truffle fries?
 
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There is no context or explanation for the last 2:
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She may be talking about Chantal? Given Chantal’s recent comment with some nutrition -related advice for Hamby and then a vlog where she has breakfast at Starbucks.

Then again, it probably is just plain old MeNeedsAttentionlynn’s vagueposting with no real reason at all.

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Alright, humor me for a second here - should we really be feeling bad for poor old simple neckless Becky?
Becky was already fat before she meet hamberlyn, it only made sense she's gonna get fatter. It's not like amber the lard had a gun to her head and forced her to eat all that shit. She also posted pics of her ex gf's underwear on facebook and made fun of her. Not to mention she enables and is killing her "beloved" girl friend. She deserves no sympathy and is just a fat piece of shit cuntylynn is.
 
Does anyone else smell pigshit?

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I think a lot of people don't like eating when they first wake up. I know before I've been up for a couple of hours I'm basically force feeding myself but essentially every My 600 Lb Life contestant has shown that getting up to an absolutely enormous breakfast is part of their daily routine, so I'm gonna say this doesn't fit the deathfat standard.
 
She can't. Not being mean, I honestly think she doesn't have the brain power to even follow a recipe any more.
I'm going to run with what you said and add a bit of speculation. Is it possible that Big Al's body is killing brain cells on purpose, because there is nowhere else to put the fat anymore? If things get bad enough the lipids will burst through her skull and cause the dreaded Slaton Forehead.
 
I'm going to run with what you said and add a bit of speculation. Is it possible that Big Al's body is killing brain cells on purpose, because there is nowhere else to put the fat anymore? If things get bad enough the lipids will burst through her skull and cause the dreaded Slaton Forehead.
I know you're joking but that's not a thing lol. Although she's been working on a nice Slaton Forehead(TM) for a while now. Have you seen the infamous gif in which she's shaking her foundation? It's awesome
 
I know you're joking but that's not a thing lol. Although she's been working on a nice Slaton Forehead(TM) for a while now. Have you seen the infamous gif in which she's shaking her foundation? It's awesome
Sigh. If only it were a thing, it would be fucking hilarious. I have definitely noticed her face/head growing. It's amazing how much fat can be packed on there. Gonna go find that gif now, thanks!
 
I don't want to look dumb or something but I have a question.

Somebody says on Amberlynn comments of her last video that Becky already left amberlynn and that she is trying to confuse us uploading this video with becky to make us believe they are still together...

my question is: Becky is still with her family or is back to Kentucky?

Just wondering...

btw in the last video our dear Gorl accidentally exposes herself revealing us her organ failure with the following sentence:

I DONT HAVE DIABETES I ONLY PEE THREE TIMES DESPITE DRINKING A GALLON OF WATER
 
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Make all the unrecognizable slop you want, but don’t destroy our appetites with stuff we might actually enjoy.
And really, it's funnier knowing she's killing herself with food that can't possibly even taste good.

Alright, humor me for a second here - should we really be feeling bad for poor old simple neckless Becky?
No.
 
Becky was already fat before she meet hamberlyn, it only made sense she's gonna get fatter. It's not like amber the lard had a gun to her head and forced her to eat all that shit. She also posted pics of her ex gf's underwear on facebook and made fun of her. Not to mention she enables and is killing her "beloved" girl friend. She deserves no sympathy and is just a fat piece of shit cuntylynn is.

Say what you will, I stay with the opinion the Beluga expedited the process of Necky's gains.
 
Say what you will, I stay with the opinion the Beluga expedited the process of Necky's gains.
Not just that, but she helped to undo Becky's previous loss. When Becky and Amber met, Becky was definitely smaller than she was in the pictures of her and her ex, Nena. Becky should still man the fuck up and take care of herself, but it's so much fucking harder to lose weight when the people you spend time with are still fatasses with shitty food habits.
 
I'm sure it's somewhere in the "favorite pictures" thread already, but...here you go! Or the cropped version of it at least.

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Not just that, but she helped to undo Becky's previous loss. When Becky and Amber met, Becky was definitely smaller than she was in the pictures of her and her ex, Nena. Becky should still man the fuck up and take care of herself, but it's so much fucking harder to lose weight when the people you spend time with are still fatasses with shitty food habits.
Yes. Becky would have the best chance of long term weight loss if she moved away and made friends with (and dated) healthy sized people.
 
Actually I'd welcome any kind of new content. At least I could be comforted that she finally figured out that she could get fat off of good food too. I've never understood why obese people prefer food that, imo, is disgusting. Why choose lays when you could have truffle fries?

That's the "joys" of having a true eating disorder...it doesn't have to sound good to anyone else, just the person who is eating it. Believe it or not, obese people can be very picky about what they shovel into their mouths. Sure. Some just shovel away with whatever is available, but others will go for specific foods. Amber is a 'random shoveler'. Hahahaha.
 
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