Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

Amber is a 'random shoveler'. Hahahaha.

Have you forgotten her rejection of the tomato from her spicy chicken sandwich in her Burger King mukbang?

 

[Zig Zag]

Every time I look at her food it’s like she read some shot on Pinterest and tried to replicate it from memory...it never looks right or finished. I know she can’t cook, measure, portion, season, or comprehend words and how they work, but I think she was attempting to cook this:

But I couldn’t help but notice that he used baby potatoes (every recipe I found did) and ended up with a pretty normal looking serving of food.

That kalbasa dish is very popular in Russia. If you notice in the cooking vid posted the vegetables take up most of the dish, definitely not meant to be eaten with so much kalbasa since it's unhealthy to eat so much processed salty meat.

This food looks and sounds delicious. Every time I've made sausage and peppers it's been Italian sausage and I serve it on a roll or have garlic bread on the side. I'm definitely going to do kielbasa + baby potatoes in the near future. Once the memory of Amber stuffing those forkfuls into her face fades.

 

[chicken wings]

I’m going to say no. I did in the beginning but Becky is an enabler and does not lift a finger to try and help, and anyone with two eyes can see that amber needs help.

I think its more along the lines of since Amber controls the cash and Becky does not love her as she did before, Becky has reached a stage of indifference. I believe shes just there for the ride or is actively seeking a way out.

 

[Pumba]

I think its more along the lines of since Amber controls the cash and Becky does not love her as she did before, Becky has reached a stage of indifference. I believe shes just there for the ride or is actively seeking a way out.

She must really dislike Amber, I can't see why a person would continue shovelling food to the beluga with no remorse at all otherwise, if you're indifferent you would ignore it not facilitate it like she's doing, those shitty snug shirts are to kill for.

Speaking of Amber, she has been looking worse and worse the past couple of weeks, this year might be it for her as dark as that sounds, her skin looks so bad at the moment.

The way she acted in her mookbung makes me think she knows that's true and she's going down with the ship. I guess the trolling is her "flipping the world off" on her way out.

 

[Dainty_Queen]

That's the "joys" of having a true eating disorder...it doesn't have to sound good to anyone else, just the person who is eating it. Believe it or not, obese people can be very picky about what they shovel into their mouths. Sure. Some just shovel away with whatever is available, but others will go for specific foods. Amber is a 'random shoveler'. Hahahaha.

Amber is definitely not a "random shoveler" and I don't think she suffers from BED, food addiction yes probably, food aggression absolutely, but it is specific foods that she enjoys. Hell, she even eats eggs even though she's "allergic to them".

Her "bingeez" are planned and trips to wommart are made to satiate the blob with B&J, Reeses cups, Hot cheetos and diet cola.

You're talking like you've never watched an ALR video or read this thread, because there is nothing random about her, she likes to plan her meals, binges, snacks and even "diet meals" with foods that she enjoy's, not fkn quinoa and zoodles.

 

[ADHD]

She must really dislike Amber, I can't see why a person would continue shovelling food to the beluga with no remorse at all otherwise, if you're indifferent you would ignore it not facilitate it like she's doing, those shitty snug shirts are to kill for.

She wants the screeching and crying and tantruming to stop. Getting Amber the food she wants makes it stop.

She doesn't have to actively dislike Amber to do this. She just has to want to avoid getting a job.

 

[Twinkie]

I'm sure it's somewhere in the "favorite pictures" thread already, but...here you go! Or the cropped version of it at least.

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This isn't the one, there's a much better one that really showcases her forehead fat but I can't find it

e: I found it! @Skinny Legend

 

[Damaged Goods]

Spoiler: Moar tweets (14 images)

Get ready for this one:

 

[Dutch Courage]

Somebody says on Amberlynn comments of her last video that Becky already left amberlynn and that she is trying to confuse us uploading this video with becky to make us believe they are still together...

my question is: Becky is still with her family or is back to Kentucky?

Becky may have been thinking of leaving, but when she sees dem tiddies, she forgets everything.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

She wants the screeching and crying and tantruming to stop. Getting Amber the food she wants makes it stop.

She doesn't have to actively dislike Amber to do this. She just has to want to avoid getting a job.

She wants the tantrums and possibly things being thrown around the house to stop so she brings our dainty gorl food.

But would not wanting to get a job be the only reason she does? How long have they been together? If AL kept up the tantrums for years, better men than Necky have gone "fuck it then, have at it". It has to be her being broken down. I do not see her disliking or hating Amber. I so see her being more and more indifferent.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Amber is definitely not a "random shoveler" and I don't think she suffers from BED, food addiction yes probably, food aggression absolutely, but it is specific foods that she enjoys. Hell, she even eats eggs even though she's "allergic to them".

Her "bingeez" are planned and trips to wommart are made to satiate the blob with B&J, Reeses cups, Hot cheetos and diet cola.

You're talking like you've never watched an ALR video or read this thread, because there is nothing random about her, she likes to plan her meals, binges, snacks and even "diet meals" with foods that she enjoy's, not fkn quinoa and zoodles.

Most definitely Amber is simply addicted to fat,sugar,salt. From a very, very early age. It's still 100% on Amber the situation she's gotten herself into, but she doesn't binge, she just loves the three extremes of flavor and how they hit her brain and craves more of it all the time.

Like every time she shows us "what she eats" if it isnt slathered in fat sugar and salt, it's incredibly bland and by her own admission she will top it off with multiple candy bars, prepackaged snack foods or a trip to a fast food restaraunt after. She's the butterball kid that grew up with a mcdonalds cheeseburger and fries in her hands. She probably can't even taste anything that isnt totally saturated with salt or sugar, or slathered in fatty oils, or all of the above.

To put it in a less charitable way, Amber is a prime example of both what's wrong with American health and education, and also why you should never reward or pacify your children with fast food. Because this is the extreme end result, a barely functional 600 pound adult toddler that will eat itself to death like a goldfish and doesnt even understand why that's a bad thing.

 

[Twinkie]

That's like saying drug addiction is the fault of the education system. She has a broken addict brain like both her parents. It has nothing to do with muh schools. Kids love junk food yet very, very few end up like her. Just as most kids try alcohol and weed but very few end up dead in an alley with a needle in their arm or a broken bottle of bum wine

 

[DubbleBubble]

That's like saying drug addiction is the fault of the education system. She has a broken addict brain like both her parents. It has nothing to do with muh schools. Kids love junk food yet very, very few end up like her. Just as most kids try alcohol and weed but very few end up dead in an alley with a needle in their arm or a broken bottle of bum wine

Well to a limited extent.. it is. But what I meant is it's on Amber that she's let it get this bad, but all the factors leading up to now made all of her bad decisions so much easier to make.

She clearly does not have a solid grasp of health and nutrition, because she'll believe anything and also still seems to struggle with what all that confusin' stuff on the back of a package means. Everyone around her is either apathetic or stupid, and for the most part incredibly unhealthy as well so no one feels over compelled to NOT stock the house with death food or get mcdonalds. As far as I understand from a very early age she was both rewarded with fast food, and at the same time pacified with it to, so it established that as an expected behavior. A lot of people and systems clearly failed Amber.

I always ponder over how we got here, because people similar to Amber (300+ pounds of lazy fat) were not an uncommon sight at all for me when I lived in the southern US, just go to any walmart and you have to dodge the fat scooters piloted by whales in their pajamas. Then move to western Europe and it's a shocking oddity to see someone over 300 pounds, fat scooters don't exist, people don't BELIEVE me when I tell them about the fat scooters. So that tells me that environment has a whole lot to do with people like Amber.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Well to a limited extent.. it is. But what I meant is it's on Amber that she's let it get this bad, but all the factors leading up to now made all of her bad decisions so much easier to make.

She clearly does not have a solid grasp of health and nutrition, because she'll believe anything and also still seems to struggle with what all that confusin' stuff on the back of a package means. Everyone around her is either apathetic or stupid, and for the most part incredibly unhealthy as well so no one feels over compelled to NOT stock the house with death food or get mcdonalds. As far as I understand from a very early age she was both rewarded with fast food, and at the same time pacified with it to, so it established that as an expected behavior. A lot of people and systems clearly failed Amber.

I always ponder over how we got here, because people similar to Amber (300+ pounds of lazy fat) were not an uncommon sight at all for me when I lived in the southern US, just go to any walmart and you have to dodge the fat scooters piloted by whales in their pajamas. Then move to western Europe and it's a shocking oddity to see someone over 300 pounds, fat scooters don't exist, people don't BELIEVE me when I tell them about the fat scooters. So that tells me that environment has a whole lot to do with people like Amber.

Southern US states have some of the lowest quality of life in the country. There are a lot of reasons why the south is fucked up compared to other parts of the US, I could go on and on, but I’ll narrow it down: Everything is spread out to be auto-dependent, public transport is practically non-existent, a lot of areas aren’t even walkable because sidewalks are either incomplete or just don’t exist, and for much of the year the hot weather makes it so that it can be unpleasant or even unsafe to spend a lot of time outdoors. You can always put warmer clothes on in the cold but you can only take so much off in the heat. Even if you defy those factors and go out for a walk just to enjoy being outside, people will gawk at you or pull over to ask if you need a ride. You’re a spectacle. They can’t fathom the notion of someone just going out walking for exercise in a place that isn’t specifically sanctioned for that purpose (e.g. walking trail). I lived in a major city in Texas for a few years and even there this was the case.
Note that the vast majority of the subjects on MSHPL are from Southern states.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

I found it! @Skinny Legend

Thanks! I didn't THINK that one had as much forehead jiggle as I was remembering, but it was all I could find. I bow to your superior search skills.

 

[ADHD]

Serious question: For all the people who tell Amber to get a full time job, what full time job do they see her being hired for and capable of doing for more than a day? It can't be anything that requires her to be on her feet, and she's got to be worse off now than when she got fired for spending all her time in the bathroom at SourceHov. She'd have to get a job at a place that set her up at a desk with a toilet seat for a chair if they wanted her to do any work, and even then, she'd probably spend her time just eating instead of working.

I don't think Amber is wrong about this, but her behavior over the years have demonstrated she's not capable of committing to anything.

 

[mekalekahi]

Somebody says on Amberlynn comments of her last video that Becky already left amberlynn and that she is trying to confuse us uploading this video with becky to make us believe they are still together...

I think they have been split up since late last year.

 

[pecan]

She must really dislike Amber, I can't see why a person would continue shovelling food to the beluga with no remorse at all otherwise, if you're indifferent you would ignore it not facilitate it like she's doing, those shitty snug shirts are to kill for.

From what I've seen in MSHPL and other shows/information about enablers, it seems like it's almost always a combination of sheer stupidity and a desire to remain on the obese person's good side rather than malice. Even the most mild-mannered people on MSHPL seem to, according to their family/other enablers, go absolutely ballistic on people when they aren't brought the exact foods they want. I suppose that carb/fat-hungering rage is what ALR refers to as "the binge monster."

 

[Soup]

Strange how she can’t take the responsibility of growing her channel and making quality videos as her project.

 

[Long time lurker]

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Serious question: For all the people who tell Amber to get a full time job, what full time job do they see her being hired for and capable of doing for more than a day? It can't be anything that requires her to be on her feet, and she's got to be worse off now than when she got fired for spending all her time in the bathroom at SourceHov. She'd have to get a job at a place that set her up at a desk with a toilet seat for a chair if they wanted her to do any work, and even then, she'd probably spend her time just eating instead of working.

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I don't think Amber is wrong about this, but her behavior over the years have demonstrated she's not capable of committing to anything.

Amber must be hurting for money really bad to come up with this idea.