Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

decided to dick around on mommas reid facebook and look who decides to grace her majestic presence too.
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no not compared to you, no.
when ur past drug-abuser mom looks healthier than u #justSituationThings
 
They look very much alike, down to the asymmetrical face. This image is reversed (check the text on her shirt) but mama has the exact same deal going on where one side of her skull is just btfo

I meant more confusing in that hamber's mom isn't a deathfat. Yet Hamber has claimed her weight is genetics right?
 
I meant more confusing in that hamber's mom isn't a deathfat. Yet Hamber has claimed her weight is genetics right?
A slow metabolic rate can be inherited from your parents, but it doesn't allow you to absorb 5 million calories in adipose tissue from a healthy diet. Blaming everything except her own actions for her weight is kind of Amber's thing.
 
I meant more confusing in that hamber's mom isn't a deathfat. Yet Hamber has claimed her weight is genetics right?

Fatties like to blame genetics or thyroid issues, rather than orange chicken and Reese's. "I got big bones." :P

Recent tweet. The things this girl obsesses over.
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Is she going to film birds walking for the next month to prove to the imaginary people who said that.

Humans walk, too, Amber. Try it.
 
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Recent tweet. The things this girl obsesses over.
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Is she going to film birds walking for the next month to prove to the imaginary people who said that.

Its so dumb. Yeah dipshit we all know birds can physically walk around. People were making fun of you because when REAL authors and poets write about nature and birds, they associate them with one of their special characteristics, like you know, flying.
 
Its so dumb. Yeah dipshit we all know birds can physically walk around. People were making fun of you because when REAL authors and poets write about nature and birds, they associate them with one of their special characteristics, like you know, flying.

with all the time she spends sitting around she should be fantastic at writing
 
LOL her mom has the exact same lopsided moon face. Look how much wider the left (her right) side of the face is up towards the eye area. That shit is structural, and Amberlynn has the same thing. I want to see this crackhead smiling (if she has any teeth left?) to check if her chompers are also way off-center like our dainty gorl Hamber's teeth.

And people say Becky's face is crooked :story:

But her cheekbones are more "prominent" because she is "Port-chu-geese"!
 
Its so dumb. Yeah dipshit we all know birds can physically walk around. People were making fun of you because when REAL authors and poets write about nature and birds, they associate them with one of their special characteristics, like you know, flying.
Amber likes to keep it real and raw. I'm sure you noticed the massive hump of fat forming behind her neck, it may be difficult to look upwards long enough to see birds in flight. Instead of taking artistic liberties and saying the birds are in flight, she writes w poem about what she actually sees, the birds walkeen.

How dare you question the artistic genius of Writerlynn?
 
The funniest part is she uploaded that video in the morning with video footage of birds walking, then 10 hours later tweeted that like it was something mind blowing and controversial we all were stunned about. I don't even see any comments about birds
To be fair, a lot of people argued with her on twitter that birds fly and don't walk when she first posted that snapchat

I meant more confusing in that hamber's mom isn't a deathfat. Yet Hamber has claimed her weight is genetics right?
When did she say that? Of all the absurd stuff she's come up over the years I don't remember that one
 
I meant more confusing in that hamber's mom isn't a deathfat. Yet Hamber has claimed her weight is genetics right?
Meth will also help keep the pounds off.

But no, no one is genetically 600 pounds. That's something fat people say to make themselves feel better about eating fast food three times a day.
 
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