Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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left arm said:
Would not be surprised if she has gained all of her weight back, and we're gifted with a video of her sobbing about it.
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I wouldn't say she has put all the weight back on. She lost over 10lbs of weight and putting it back on would be a huge caloric intake, not including the 3800calories a day she needs to just maintain her weight.

One of the things with Ambers weight is that it slowly inches up every month. Probably since she went silent, she has been putting on 2-3lbs a week.
 
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left arm said:
Would not be surprised if she has gained all of her weight back, and we're gifted with a video of her sobbing about it.
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I can't wait for the "new" highest weight video
Aldora said:
I wouldn't say she has put all the weight back on. She lost over 10lbs of weight and putting it back on would be a huge caloric intake, not including the 3800calories a day she needs to just maintain her weight.

One of the things with Ambers weight is that it slowly inches up every month. Probably since she went silent, she has been putting on 2-3lbs a week.
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She's put on massive amounts of weight in very short periods of time before, so I wouldn't put it past her. There's also wadur and food weight that comes with big binges, if she actually did stop binging for a bit then a spurt of big binges will make a bigger impact on her weight than consistent binging will.
 
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Aldora said:
I wouldn't say she has put all the weight back on. She lost over 10lbs of weight and putting it back on would be a huge caloric intake, not including the 3800calories a day she needs to just maintain her weight.

One of the things with Ambers weight is that it slowly inches up every month. Probably since she went silent, she has been putting on 2-3lbs a week.
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While I do agree that it would be a massive undertaking to gain 10-15 pounds back in such a short amount of time, especially at her size, we have to remember that she could consume upwards of 6k calories per meal if she really sets her mind to it. It wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility that she bloats up from doing that 2 or 3 times a day for a week straight. What's worse is the amount of sodium she's taking into her body when she's binging on things like ramen and soda; her feet must swell like balloons. It's a surprise that she could even walk with that and the 500 elbees of baggage she carries around with her.
 
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Gorl68 said:
She's put on massive amounts of weight in very short periods of time before, so I wouldn't put it past her. There's also wadur and food weight that comes with big binges, if she actually did stop binging for a bit then a spurt of big binges will make a bigger impact on her weight than consistent binging will.
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Maybe, but in the past she was going out for food almost everyday, and sometimes twice or even three times. She isn't doing that now(because she can't get in the car easily) and the crappy food she is making isn't as dense in calories and sodium as her eating Orange Chicken three times a day.
 
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Aldora said:
Maybe, but in the past she was going out for food almost everyday, and sometimes twice or even three times. She isn't doing that now(because she can't get in the car easily) and the crappy food she is making isn't as dense in calories and sodium as her eating Orange Chicken three times a day.
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Becky will bring her anything she needs. Deliver it right to her pillow mountain.
 
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Aldora said:
Maybe, but in the past she was going out for food almost everyday, and sometimes twice or even three times. She isn't doing that now(because she can't get in the car easily) and the crappy food she is making isn't as dense in calories and sodium as her eating Orange Chicken three times a day.
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It's not just calories when youre tracking small short term changes like hamber, and her cheap prepackaged shit is extremely high in sodium.

If underweight bulimics that don't regularly stomach binges complain about a 10lb gain from a single binge due to food and water gain, imagine how much 600lb hamber will gain from the amount of food she binges on. Ofcourse this isn't "real" weight gain, but it's enough to make her go off the rails and this actually gain a lot of weight.
 
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bev said:
Her being aware and counting the number of days she didn't binge is the biggest sign that either this was all a ruse and/or that she was doomed to fail/already planning to fail. Reminding yourself how long you haven't binged only reminds you of bingeing itself, how much you want to binge, and how you can't let yourself. So instead of trying to live a life beyond food, food just becomes a larger obsession because now you constantly think about it even when it's not in your immediate presence and it has adopted a guilt-laden connotation to it. That shit gets exhausting. Not only that, but counting the days in that way implies that there's an end, when in her case, there is no end. To succeed, she can never binge again.

So yeah she's not gonna make it
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Excuse me my ignorance, but isnt what all addicts do?
Xx days sober/clean? And get bagdes etc?

If thats bad why would they do it?
 
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Aldora said:
Maybe, but in the past she was going out for food almost everyday, and sometimes twice or even three times. She isn't doing that now(because she can't get in the car easily) and the crappy food she is making isn't as dense in calories and sodium as her eating Orange Chicken three times a day.
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We surely can’t forget that her favorite Mexican place does take-out and Neckster can still fit in the car. So a gazillion extra sides of rice later...
 
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letericajones said:
Where is the fat bitch? Chantal “quit” and LifeByJen is too nice/boring. I need an obese, mentally unstable YouTuber now!
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LifeByJen is indeed boring AF, but I wouldn't call her "nice". She is another deathfatty con artist who puts on a smile while she seethes at the world. However, the first-stringers have become a lot less reliable than they used to be in the halcyon days of 2017-2018. The problem is, most of the rookies out now need more seasoning. We may have to start scouting for talent.
 
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ADHD said:
Now that's just cruel. Amber didn't disappoint everyone. You have to think something is going to happen in order to be disappointed when it doesn't. Everyone who knows Amber's cycles already knew this wasn't going to work.


Please try to top the salt generation that this one did, because it was delicious:
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A mukbang video in which she starts crying about her weight mid video is my dream
 
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