Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Crunchy Leaf]

Where is the fat bitch? Chantal “quit” and LifeByJen is too nice/boring. I need an obese, mentally unstable YouTuber now!

trisha paytas isn't as fat as them but she is mentally unstable

 

[Bliss]

Um, call me , but it's a good thing if she's covered in soap and shampoo.

No not that dove - this is the only dove she knows

Spoiler

 

[mookbongz]

No not that dove - this is the only dove she knows

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That is a galaxy bar in Europe

 

[SheCameForNecky]

No not that dove - this is the only dove she knows

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OOOH. That makes more sense. Now I want a Galaxy bar, goddammit.

 

[bev]

Excuse me my ignorance, but isnt what all addicts do?
Xx days sober/clean? And get bagdes etc?

If thats bad why would they do it?

Technically, yeah in a way to mark their progress in a self-gratifying, reflective type of way to an outsider or group to earn encouragement, support, recognition of their betterment, whatever. Generally you wouldn't advise them to count each day in succession for themselves, if that makes sense. The end goal is to learn to live their days absent of that thing they're addicted to--to the point where they hardly think of the addictive object/behavior, if at all, and are able to operate independently of that thing/behavior and cope with worldly issues proactively. But food addictions are different in the sense that has already been beaten to death on this thread that Amber needs to control herself every single day. But she can't. We have five years of self-disclosed evidence that she can't. Without a proper support system (that she repeatedly refuses to get), her reminding herself of the act of binging while simultaneously confronting food and indulging in it daily is a recipe for failure. Pretty much the only recipe she manages to follow, ironically.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Has anyone ever suggested to Amber to buy something like this? She could sit in any chair or even on a sofa, really anywhere that still lets her feet reach the pedals, and use this. No weight limit, low impact, and it would get her heart rate up. There are bike pedal versions too.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

Has anyone ever suggested to Amber to buy something like this? She could sit in any chair or even on a sofa, really anywhere that still lets her feet reach the pedals, and use this. No weight limit, low impact, and it would get her heart rate up. There are bike pedal versions too. View attachment 749405

It's a great idea, but unfortunately that exercise equipment would just end up collecting dust along with the dainty 3 lb pink weights we know she's no longer using.

 

[497]

Has anyone ever suggested to Amber to buy something like this? She could sit in any chair or even on a sofa, really anywhere that still lets her feet reach the pedals, and use this. No weight limit, low impact, and it would get her heart rate up. There are bike pedal versions too. View attachment 749405

not sure if there's a weight limit on those. you'd think not since someone isn't actually standing on them but then again they didn't make them for legs that weigh more than the average human. or 2 humans since she might still have 2 legs.

 

[HurriedBeanbag]

not sure if there's a weight limit on those. you'd think not since someone isn't actually standing on them but then again they didn't make them for legs that weigh more than the average human. or 2 humans since she might still have 2 legs.

True, more importantly her knee range of motion is terrible, let alone get her feet together enough to use both pedals simultaneously.

 

[8008135]

True, more importantly her knee range of motion is terrible, let alone get her feet together enough to use both pedals simultaneously.

Good point. If she couldn't get her feet close enough together to stand on a goddamn shipping scale, there's no way she'd be able to do it on a pedal exerciser -- let alone have the room or ability to move those lymphedema trunks up and down.

 

[edibleBulimia]

She even might break the poor thing while trying to make an “exercise with me” video

 

[New & Improved Username]

She's gonna come back and say she's "just been rully busy guyz" because you know, all those other "friends" she mentions but never names or shows or talks about, and all those "appointments" she has at places she never names or talks about. Oh also all the stuff she does around the house that never really shows either.

It's gonna be those three excuses that have been keeping her busy as usual, if not it's gonna be all the negativity online and needing a "mental health break" Every single time it's the same "reasons" instead of just admitting she didn't feel like posting, which would be easier than lying.

I was thinking she'd claim she's been sick so she hasn't been able to do her arm ups or walking in place for 90 seconds and stayed in bed eating boxes of cereal.

 

[InTheMorning]

One would hope that rock bottom was reached, and she's off the god damn internet to follow a healthy, new approach....

No.

She's snoring off a binge weekend in a melatonin induced coma and will be back happily oinking away when her soggy brain comes up with a lame excuse that nobody will ever figure out because she's so much smarter and clevererist than everyone else in this situation, boo boo. Self guidance has gotten her so far, guyz. She managed to double her weight situation faster than a calf grows to a full sized cow! Winning! Praise her! That 20,000 calorie weekend situation? She needed it, guys. She worked so hard!

Rent situation got paid. She's got the rest of the month to troll for feeder dollars. You haterz are just meanyheads. She's fine. She'll be online to show off a new overpriced waterbottle any day now, you'll see. That Foodie Loser beauty is an idiot, looking to go back to school and get a job situation. She just can't hack it in dainty princess situations.

You'll see. You'll all be SOWWY. Pass the peanut butter cups, bitches. ALL OF THEM.

 

[Testostrogen]

That Foodie Loser beauty is an idiot, looking to go back to school and get a job situation. She just can't hack it in dainty princess situations.

Implying Chantal will ever actually do either of those things and not just google local jobs/schools and then call it a day after reading 5 results

 

[CindyChafe]

Implying Chantal will ever actually do either of those things and not just google local jobs/schools and then call it a day after reading 5 results

Agreed. In fact, I dare say Amberlynn will lose 100lbs before Chantal even sneezes at a job application.

Edit: Chantal has meekly returned to YouTube with her tail between her giant legs not 24hrs after vowing to get a real job and go back to university. She also changed her channel name (back?) to Big Beautiful Me and is wearing trashy “fuck me daddy” makeup. I’ll take my asspats in the form of Drink! Ratings plz.

She wants to change up her content because not even she finds herself overeating fast food interesting to watch.

 

[chicken wings]

While I do agree that it would be a massive undertaking to gain 10-15 pounds back in such a short amount of time, especially at her size,

Meaning a regular day for Amber? If she has really been a good girl and decided to binge again, it won't be much effort on her part to eat her usual and then some which is usual characteristics of yo yo dieters.

 

[Owlflaps]

I swear, nothing short of societal collapse is gonna prevent Amber from losing weight.

 

[mekalekahi]

This is all the people that followed her back and still entertain this "journey" She's on.

This is also becky going to get amber mexican and walmart everyday this week because she's having anxiety.

 

[nervesurgeon]

I wonder what was going on here?
I'm sure the adult baby play became much more real now that she can't wipe her own ass or bathe herself

 

[Long time lurker]

I don't know that she's had enough time to gain it all back,

Take this with as much salt as Amber consumes in a day. Amber has said that she gained 12lb in a day before.

the crappy food she is making isn't as dense in calories and sodium as her eating Orange Chicken three times a day.

It isn't the food she's "cooking" that will do her in. It's the packaged stuff she crams down her mouth but seldom mentions on camera - the chips, chocolate, soda, frozen meals* etc.

I don't think Amber has ever had orange chicken 3 times in a day, but I don't doubt that she has multiple sessions of family sized bag of chips + whole package of jumbo/gigantic size chocolate bars/Reese's cup + pint of ice cream + two (or more) bowls of ramen + a cereal bar (so it's healthy) + diet soda to wash it down.

*Fat (lard, hydrogenated vegetal oils, what-have-you) are not only cheap flavor enhancers, it also helps with the process of freezing foods - for example, the hash browns that Becky put in the fridge instead of the freezer is coated with it.