Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[a834604]

Why do I have a hard time believing that?
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Unstimulated outdoor time in a yard filled with dog shit when someone bothers to open the door? Not enough even for a small lap dog. Leash walks and exercise like agility exhaust dogs both physically and mentally, making them use muscles and brains at the same time. Something Amber seems not to do so often. Small dogs need exercise too, usually the reason small dogs are ridiculously annoying, yappy and snappy is because they are bored and full of energy ready to burst. They need to be tired out daily, whether it is a walk around the block or intense agility or obedience training, if the dog goes straight to their bed for a relaxed nap (which means no whale eyeing, it means restful, deep sleep, not how Twinkie spends her comatose days) it was a good exercise. DAILY.

I'm sorry for being a crazy dog lady but that dog deserves a DOG'S life, not being an Amber minime and dying at 8 years old. Proper food, activities, training and exercise are the absolute minimum, even for a small lap dog.

 

[LeeSydePanda]

You know what that spooky picture reminds me of?

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This scene is iconic and scary because the twins' faces are barely too far away to make out the expression, meaning their intent cannot be judged. Similarly in the screenshot, all you can see is this haunting bulldog/thumblike visage on top of a bloated inhuman shape urgently lunging for sustenance. We may never know how these binges take place, but we can guess her usual mannerisms take a backseat to the Binge Monster.

Kind of

 

[Who Now]

I also love how If a normal person absolutely had to use a casserole dish they wouldn’t FILL IT TO THE TOP. Like I would still pour a regular bowls worth. But not Albert she had to fill it.

A normal person would have either washed another bowl or at the very least, not film themselves eating out of a casserole dish

 

[MG 620]

I'm wondering if Our Gorl has something planned today. She's obviously craving the attention.

Orange chicken orgy - live?

 

[Aldora]

I'm wondering if Our Gorl has something planned today. She's obviously craving the attention.

The only thing Amber ever plans is her binges, she must be so bored out of her mind in that house, it isnt any wonder that all she does is eat and think about food.

 

[THEY’RE CODEPENDANT]

I truly can’t believe how defensive she is. All she can do is “address” stupid stuff she sees people say about her in every video and in every tweet. She’s clearly super disconnected and not self aware in the slightest and yet she can’t stand people thinking that she is a bad or lazy person. While she was doing that “ask me anything” bullshit, I asked her a genuine question I’d be interested to know her answer about. I asked her “If you could be any character from any movie or book you’ve watched or read, who would it be and why?” Maybe she’s answered this question before but whatever I was interested, and every single question she answered was only bullshit to reaffirm the image she wants to present to people, the easiest fucking questions. As if that’s “interacting with your fans.” With the whole “I’m so depressed but I’m such a warrior I’m fighting through the pain I’m literally only bringing upon myself,” and “my fat ass Twinkie Store loves to roll around her big huge yard and play with her favorite doggy friends once every few hours whenever Becky sneaks outside to get some air that doesn’t smell like a rotten yeast infection!” and “I’m not sponsored by Torrid I just buy all these ridiculous amounts of clothing I don’t feel like expending the effort of shoving my body into!!!” Everyone sees through your bluff, booboo.

 

[nervesurgeon]

I posted this on the nasty thread but wanted to share it here to wider kiwi audience for input, debate, further extension of my academic efforts. for science.
powerlevel doctor here

a short visual thesis on amber: the wiping of the daintiest behind
- including some medical speculation on where on earth her skeleton is

the black shows where i think the spine is. she will have horrific spondylosis and just look at that anterior pelvic tilt- literally where her skeleton can't bear her massive weight and is collapsing under her. The blue shows where i think she probably has massive vertebral stress and damage, and where her spine suffers the most. i didn't draw it on but imagine a neutral healthy spine and how top of head to middle of pelvis is a gently wavy line in most people......
the yellow shows where her trochanter/ head of hip or top of pelvis (i don't know, it's literally too difficult to guess- i'm not an orthopedic surgeon but should have a guess cos i do spines) and her point of shoulder are. the back of neck fat hump isn't just due to fat, it's also due to skeletal warp. i've never operated on someone this fat and i'm dont work in bariatrics

and what you came for maybe, the two red arrows show the two likely routes her shit has to take to touch the china. that's right folks. think about realistically how much space that is! any guesses??? my guess is at least 15cm but i genuinely can't approximate. she's 5'4 right???. @mathematicians of kiwifarms please let me know any approximations...

 

[Xenomorph]

I posted this on the nasty thread but wanted to share it here to wider kiwi audience for input, debate, further extension of my academic efforts. for science.
powerlevel doctor here

a short visual thesis on amber: the wiping of the daintiest behind
- including some medical speculation on where on earth her skeleton is
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the black shows where i think the spine is. she will have horrific spondylosis and just look at that anterior pelvic tilt- literally where her skeleton can't bear her massive weight and is collapsing under her. The blue shows where i think she probably has massive vertebral stress and damage, and where her spine suffers the most. i didn't draw it on but imagine a neutral healthy spine and how top of head to middle of pelvis is a gently wavy line in most people......
the yellow shows where her trochanter/ head of hip or top of pelvis (i don't know, it's literally too difficult to guess- i'm not an orthopedic surgeon but should have a guess cos i do spines) and her point of shoulder are. the back of neck fat hump isn't just due to fat, it's also due to skeletal warp. i've never operated on someone this fat and i'm dont work in bariatrics

and what you came for maybe, the two red arrows show the two likely routes her shit has to take to touch the china. that's right folks. think about realistically how much space that is! any guesses??? my guess is at least 15cm but i genuinely can't approximate. she's 5'4 right???. @mathematicians of kiwifarms please let me know any approximations...

She is 5'2". kek

 

[Queen of Moderation]

Most of the time, if you see a fat dog then you will see a fat owner. The same can be said for children. If a person can't moderate their own eating habits and doesn't exercise, then the ones that are in their care usually follow suit. It's environmental. Big AL over feeds Twinkie and since she and Becky only waddle from the bedroom to the kitchen to the bathroom to the binge mobile, how does Twinkie stand a chance? Eric and Rickie's dogs are in better shape and get better care...FFS, she named Twinkie after a high caloric sugar laden snack food. I'm surprised she hasn't acquired a parrot just to name it Orange Chicken.

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

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That picture is a LAAAAH. No way two Spookyberlynns can fit side by side in that corridor.

 

[Twinkie]

Shaquana Jefferson put up a new video yesterday (won't bother linking because it's completely boring, can't even laugh at it really) and she said she thinks Amberlynn hasn't lost any money from not posting because if you look, her most recent videos have tons of views. And engagement. "Cook with me" (may 2nd) has like five thousand comments at this point. None of these dumb cunts use adblock; our gorl is still getting her coin.

What I wonder is if she knew that would happen, or if it's a happy accident for her. In any case, now she knows it. She knows she can disappear and still get paid without "working" at all. Plan on seeing more ghostings like this in the future.

 

[Long time lurker]

Plan on seeing more ghostings like this in the future

This isn't new, though. Every time Amber starts a new 'journey", she'll go silent after a few days/weeks when it all comes tumbling down.

I've said it before, Amber is a savant when it comes to YT. She's probably keeping an eye on her views and projections and she will post a new video the moment her projections begin to show signs of getting lower.

Releasing a video, for Amber, is a non-issue. Unlike other content creators, she doesn't plan or script her videos. All she has to do is turn the camera on and point it at something while she goes on and on about nothing. She also has plenty of clips she's been saving for moments like this.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Shaquana Jefferson put up a new video yesterday (won't bother linking because it's completely boring, can't even laugh at it really) and she said she thinks Amberlynn hasn't lost any money from not posting because if you look, her most recent videos have tons of views. And engagement. "Cook with me" (may 2nd) has like five thousand comments at this point. None of these dumb cunts use adblock; our gorl is still getting her coin.

What I wonder is if she knew that would happen, or if it's a happy accident for her. In any case, now she knows it. She knows she can disappear and still get paid without "working" at all. Plan on seeing more ghostings like this in the future.

I've also seen a ton of new channels making videos on her so excited more ambabies in the future

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Why would Amber ever let Twinkie walk outside the boundary of the backyard? If Twinkie saw the way other dogs are treated she might start planning her escape to a better life.
Keep them close to home and they'll never dream of wandering, just like she does to Becky.

 

[mekalekahi]

I dont know if its just where I live, but its crazy to me to see yards with no fences. It looks like its just a grass field that leads to the neighbors and there is dogs and cats roaming all over. Amber walked Twinkie when she was 100 lbs. lighter with Eric for 15 minutes and I think that's the last time she was walked. She would vlog Twinkie if she was outside constantly because she has nothing else to vlog so as usual its bullshit.

 

[Damaged Goods]

 

[Who Now]

Amber is a savant when it comes to YT. She's probably keeping an eye on her views

I think she figures, and probably rightly, that the longer she waits to post a video, the more views it will get because people are curious.

 

[smallmilk]

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Oh my god, again with the 'i'm not the only youtuber' shit

 

[bev]

Sometimes I wonder if she goes on these breaks because she realizes her life is so mundane that she questions what's the point of posting anything. She doesn't do anything other than sit on the internet all day, eat, mope around her bedroom, shuffle to the kitchen, or beckon Becks to bring the next sacrifice. Filming and editing takes effort; trying to make her style of life seem entertaining (or vlog-worthy, in comparison to other channels) takes even more effort. On top of that, she gets negative feedback whenever she does post herself doing nothing, and arguing against that takes an additional amount of effort. She doesn't want to change her life whatsoever so she'll just fester in her safety-bubble type dupresshunnn. She built her entire channel+image on empty promises: accountability and consistency being the big two. Since her older videos are still generating some sort of income when she's stagnate, why would she not just binge in silence and monotony and post something when someone else does something somewhat interesting that she can bank off of.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

my depression doesn't have a schedule or else i would have let everyone know

Yeah because it's takes so much straining and gnashing of teeth to type a tweet or a YT community post. Pry yourself away from insta for five minutes and actually be a professional like all those other youtubers that you constantly compare yourself to you fucking heifer.