Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

  • Total voters
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Second installment is done!
Changing names, etc., so I don't get sued. :lol:
Anyhoo, here it is! Sorry for the wait, I was oot 'n aboot doing other projects. Enjoy. :feels:
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I'm so ready
 
Anyone think bigAl might have a little alcohol problem?
I would...except that she usually doesn't drink. Whether or not it's because of a lack of funds, a ride, ID, any of that, she just doesn't do it all that much. Maybe in the past, she drank more, but probably not so much now. Why waste those precious calories on liquid that isn't Diet Coke?

Regardless, it creates a fat fucking flaw in her argument against taking medicine, that she's afraid of ending up a drug addict like her parents. She's so fucking dense, light bends around her, I swear to god...

Edit: wanted to add, when she DOES drink, it's way too much. She's reminiscent of those idiotic girls you knew in high school who thought that drinking made them look cool. (I just did it to make the sad go away; SHE wants to look MORE sad. :lol:)

Probably also wants to look like she's edgier, with more issues, like her characters in those shitty teen novels she loves so much.
 
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After seeing the pic of her on the toilet that brings up the question of when will she have to start shopping for ~*cute*~ home care aids? Like those metal bars for bathtubs and toilets, and a fancy walker with a seat and shopping basket attachments. (I'm honestly surprised she doesn't have one of those)
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yeah she can hang her poof fur balls from it and her designer kors bag from tj maxx
 
After seeing the pic of her on the toilet that brings up the question of when will she have to start shopping for ~*cute*~ home care aids? Like those metal bars for bathtubs and toilets, and a fancy walker with a seat and shopping basket attachments. (I'm honestly surprised she doesn't have one of those)
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There is no universe where she would fit in one of those.
Getting stuck or breaking it into twisted metal shards are the only future outcomes.
 
Okay, I finally gathered the courage to register myself because I had so much to say but now I actually don't know what to say...I think it's kinda sad that there is so much information about her, but she still seems to be an awfully empty and boring personality.
I honestly was first horrified by the people who made fun of her because in my eyes she had been a sad young woman who searched for comfort in overeating but my pity and sympathy for her was gone quickly the more and more I read about her.

I always make the mistake that I think too much about her. Why can't she see that she's gone too far and that she needs to do something? There is already so much damage done to her poor body, but she can still change something. How can you even try to be comfortable with yourself with that weight? And with that, I don't mean her appearance but the health problems and the consequences. It's just really sad, so I stopped to think about it and decided to be amused and entertained instead. Some people just don't want help.
 
Not 100% sure how YouTube works, but I'm honestly shocked at this point that no weens have tried to demonetize her videos for all of the copyrighted songs she's playing.

I have a friend who streams on YouTube and I think I remember him saying that you can play a song up to 30 seconds before it gets dinged as copyrighted. But I could be wrong.

I would LOVE to know what Krystle's parents think about how significantly bigger AL is now. If I remember correctly they used to all try and eat better, but AL is probably at least a whole person bigger now.
 
How does she look like she's a normal weight in this photo? How does she DO that?
It's the angles, my friend. Anyone at any size can make themselves look way, way smaller with the right angle and more recently, the right filter. But that "Myspace Fat Girl" angle has been around for ages and she uses it a LOT combined with the dark colors she wears and that's why it's always so weird to see an actual shot of her full body because she's so good at hiding it.
 
So anyone wondered if the sponsors pulling ads from YT are affecting AL or is it not really that big of a deal? I honestly have no clue.
She will probably forever deny it but it has to be affecting her channel. Huge YouTubers have said that it is affecting them but they feel worse for "smaller channels" because it has to be hitting them even harder since they already don't get the views that large channels get.
AL has never made a ton of money off of YT. Her most viewed video still isn't anywhere near the amount of views even semi-popular YouTubers get on their videos.
I'm super ecstatic to know she's getting less and less money off YT. Even without the big loss of sponsorships on YT, her views have gone way down and we know our piglet is too lazy to attempt to reinvent her channel.
I would feel like we hit the lottery if we found her on some fatty feeder website trying to make some rent money.
 
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