Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[barbarino]

She would get more views and make more money if she did legitimate mukbangs, no question. People love to watch and hate-watch the super morbidly obese eat shitty food. She just won't do it because she's embarrassed, and can't deal with all the people who would tell her to eat better. Hungry Fatchick, a feedee porn chick, has less than half the amount of AL's subscribers and gets more views on her mukbangs than AL gets on most of her videos. She just wants people to want to watch her shitty, half-assed vlogs about pillow hauls.

 

[haygurlhay]

She would get more views and make more money if she did legitimate mukbangs, no question. People love to watch and hate-watch the super morbidly obese eat shitty food. She just won't do it because she's embarrassed, and can't deal with all the people who would tell her to eat better. Hungry Fatchick, a feedee porn chick, has less than half the amount of AL's subscribers and gets more views on her mukbangs than AL gets on most of her videos. She just wants people to want to watch her shitty, half-assed vlogs about pillow hauls.

Exactly! AL could make any all you can eat buffet her little bitch but she tries to act like she gets "so full" eating on camera.

 

[Barbarella]

She would get more views and make more money if she did legitimate mukbangs, no question. People love to watch and hate-watch the super morbidly obese eat shitty food. She just won't do it because she's embarrassed, and can't deal with all the people who would tell her to eat better. Hungry Fatchick, a feedee porn chick, has less than half the amount of AL's subscribers and gets more views on her mukbangs than AL gets on most of her videos. She just wants people to want to watch her shitty, half-assed vlogs about pillow hauls.

I'm sure she could get side money that has nothing to do with YT. (Youtube is unlikely to pay feedees by running ads these days) but plenty of people will give her money for eating. She could be like Onision and use Patreon and promise to eat a full pizza for every 3.00 a month. Free pizza for her and feeders get whatever they get.

She is already a food slave, but doesn't want people to know it, even though we all do.

If I could make money on my hobbies, I would, even if weirdos fapped to it. But as far as I know, scrapbooking doesn't get anybody hot.

 

[Broken Pussy]

How does she look like she's a normal weight in this photo? How does she DO that?

She puts the camera in space. When you're on the moon, even the earth looks small.

 

[Awkwafina]

Hungry Fatchick, a feedee porn chick, has less than half the amount of AL's subscribers and gets more views on her mukbangs than AL gets on most of her videos.

OT but does she have a thread on here? I feel like Kiwifarms would get a kick out of her bullshit. I know I do. AL would probably get a lot out of following in her steps. Hungy Fatchick's comments are literally all praising her and commending her for being "so strong" as she stuffs 2 big mac meals in her mouth while she talks about getting weight loss surgery. Isn't that what AL wants? Asspats for doing the bare minimum while she sits on her ass and eats?

 

[PropaGONDA]

OT but does she have a thread on here? I feel like Kiwifarms would get a kick out of her bullshit. I know I do. AL would probably get a lot out of following in her steps. Hungy Fatchick's comments are literally all praising her and commending her for being "so strong" as she stuffs 2 big mac meals in her mouth while she talks about getting weight loss surgery. Isn't that what AL wants? Asspats for doing the bare minimum while she sits on her ass and eats?

Suggest a thread and provide some receipts if you think it's promising.

IMHO I think we should just have a megathread of all the trainwreck mukbang fatties - ones that aren't trainwrecks by themselves to generate sweet m.ilk on their own like Amberlynn or the Slaton Sisters.

 

[Xenomorph]

I really do believe she is on some sort of welfare.

 

[Dozaemon]

OT but does she have a thread on here? I feel like Kiwifarms would get a kick out of her bullshit. I know I do. AL would probably get a lot out of following in her steps. Hungy Fatchick's comments are literally all praising her and commending her for being "so strong" as she stuffs 2 big mac meals in her mouth while she talks about getting weight loss surgery. Isn't that what AL wants? Asspats for doing the bare minimum while she sits on her ass and eats?

Hungry Fatchick, aside from the "I want to lose weight!!" thing, isn't really much of a lolcow. She ignores the people that aren't kind to her, doesn't chimp out over negativity, and is generally a much nicer person than AL. She treats her followers with kindness, which is something AL can't even do for her partners
While the weight loss thing in combination with her shoveling food in her mouth at that size is weird, it's her fanbase that's dumb.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Hungry Fatchick, aside from the "I want to lose weight!!" thing, isn't really much of a lolcow. She ignores the people that aren't kind to her, doesn't chimp out over negativity, and is generally a much nicer person than AL. She treats her followers with kindness, which is something AL can't even do for her partners
While the weight loss thing in combination with her shoveling food in her mouth at that size is weird, it's her fanbase that's dumb.

I looked her up out of curiosity because I've never heard of her. She may not be a lolcow but her fatty pimp boyfriend certainly has great potential as a lolcow. I saw her link to his blog and it's a sight to behold.

This entire novel length rant of him chimping out because his income from fatty porn clips of HFC are going down the shitter is gold.

At the end he posts a disgusting photo of a huge new 400 lb fatty he's found that would do all kinds of "adult stuff" but he's keeping this heifer all to himself because of all the cheap fucks that don't want to pay or will get their hopes up with some money only for decrease over time.

(He also posts about all his financial problems, health problems and photos of his himself, his dirty hovel and broken down mini-van with a filthy mattress on top. If I have time, and my image uploads don't keep breaking, I will try to post some photos later. He's a perverted old piece of dirty white trash that seems to have picked up many of the personality traits of the super obese women he's obsessed with.)

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Krystal looks like a 40yr lesbian you'd find in a truckers bar off the interstate.

 

[Awkwafina]

I looked her up out of curiosity because I've never heard of her. She may not be a lolcow but her fatty pimp boyfriend certainly has great potential as a lolcow. I saw her link to his blog and it's a sight to behold.

I agree with @Dozaemon that HFC is a much nicer person than AL, but I still think she's pretty lulzy because of everything above. Everything about her is ridiculous from her "Feral child" sob story to her "I'm getting weight loss surgery" bs every video while she inhales 5 meals, her gross pimp boyfriends/"roommates," the fact her kids won't talk to her because she picked men over them even after accusations of molestation.... it's so ridiculous. I would feel really bad for her if not for the fact that so much of her problems are all her own fault. Her fanbase and boyfriend are much, much easier to m.ilk though as you both pointed out since she's so rarely online and only seems to crop up to eat or post feedee porn. Searching her porn name brings up a lot as well, but again, the m.ilk is mostly in her boyfriends, kids and fanbase so maybe a whole thread for her wouldn't be a good idea, but I like the idea of a generalized thread for people like her.

 

[wahhhmbulance]

Krystal looks like a 40yr lesbian you'd find in a truckers bar off the interstate.

I know Krystle is supposed to be a butch, but damn that hair just reeks of sadness. Even Dustin puts in a little bit of effort by going for the shaved-sides look.

Put some effort into yourself Krystle! Put those ratty bangs in a side sweep! Get a cute bob! Wash that grease off your hair! Something!

 

[Bitchboy95]

In that recent vlog, AL says Krystle's parents are on a cruise. I would go on vacation too if she was coming to visit.

 

[DuckSucker]

I looked her up out of curiosity because I've never heard of her. She may not be a lolcow but her fatty pimp boyfriend certainly has great potential as a lolcow. I saw her link to his blog and it's a sight to behold.

This entire novel length rant of him chimping out because his income from fatty porn clips of HFC are going down the shitter is gold.

At the end he posts a disgusting photo of a huge new 400 lb fatty he's found that would do all kinds of "adult stuff" but he's keeping this heifer all to himself because of all the cheap fucks that don't want to pay or will get their hopes up with some money only for decrease over time.

(He also posts about all his financial problems, health problems and photos of his himself, his dirty hovel and broken down mini-van with a filthy mattress on top. If I have time, and my image uploads don't keep breaking, I will try to post some photos later. He's a perverted old piece of dirty white trash that seems to have picked up many of the personality traits of the super obese women he's obsessed with.)

I dont wanna ween, but I found this site through FPH. If you dont know, FPH is actually majorly women, it's something like 56-60% women there, so it's actually not as much of an MRA shithole as it gets billed as (there are MRAs there though because it's fuckin Voat); The place has a rule against fat sympathy so everyone circlejerks to be as vitriolic and hateful as they can--Hungry FatChick threads are the only ones Ive seen where people sympathize with her and get away with it because it's a bunch of women who see another woman talking about her abuse and how she soothes herself with food, but she's clearly in a predatory relationship, one that preys on her self medicating addiction.

I dont know if the dude who films her is a lolcow, but there are a lot of people (women especially) who dont like the dude, and see him for what he is, a feeder relationship is abusive and manipulative. This is maybe off topic because the dude is a niche person, and you wouldnt have a huge thread on him as far as I know, but the people that hate the dude, and other feeders, REALLY hate them. It might be a community watch thread, if anything.

Like a Feeder Fetish/Mukbang thread? I dont know how much could come of it though.
EDIT: Oh my god I took the time to read his blog and actually, the dude, maybe that's the extent of his saltiness. But if it isnt, he could be a decent joke.

Dude goes from like 0-50 in like 10 seconds. One paragraph he's talking about how, man, he hates the dudes who jerk off to the youtube videos and previews. The next paragraph is a picture of a bunch of rat poison and bug spray and shit, and he's like "Hey, it's your biggest fan! If you love feeding, I found a new brand of whipped cream you can spray into your mouth, FUCKO!! Eat it! Suck it down! Choke on it!"

Damn dude, put the gun away, sergeant! It's cool, we're all cool here man! Youre not in Vietnam anymore, not that you ever were you 230 lb piece of shit.

PPS:

Yeah, I said it, and believe me, the most popular SSBBW making the most money is THINKING THE SAME THING. They are just smart enough not to say anything online (or maybe not when it comes to the freeloaders). Either way, I don’t go to strip clubs, even if there are fat women, because it’s depressing and horrible to watch women beg these cheap mouth breathing freaks for cash (me included, I’m a cheap bastard too).

Oh god you're gonna have a fucking blog about how much you hate freeloaders and cheap bastards, but admit to being a cheap bastard?

You're right, the dude might be a lolcow.

 

[Cockyxx]

Bitch blocked me on Twitter .
So, did she say WHY she's suddenly interested in Krystle again? We all know her motives but I wonder how she tries to hide them

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

EDIT: Oh my god I took the time to read his blog and actually, the dude, maybe that's the extent of his saltiness. But if it isnt, he could be a decent joke.

Dude goes from like 0-50 in like 10 seconds. One paragraph he's talking about how, man, he hates the dudes who jerk off to the youtube videos and previews. The next paragraph is a picture of a bunch of rat poison and bug spray and shit, and he's like "Hey, it's your biggest fan! If you love feeding, I found a new brand of whipped cream you can spray into your mouth, FUCKO!! Eat it! Suck it down! Choke on it!"

Damn dude, put the gun away, sergeant! It's cool, we're all cool here man! Youre not in Vietnam anymore, not that you ever were you 230 lb piece of shit.

PPS:
Oh god you're gonna have a fucking blog about how much you hate freeloaders and cheap bastards, but admit to being a cheap bastard?

You're right, the dude might be a lolcow.

Yeah, I'm glad you read the actual blog post I linked to (among others) dude is being a crazy salt mine all by himself with no prodding. If just seeing his fatty "clips4sale" income drop triggered that craziness I can't help but think he's a ripe one. He's keeping ALL the fatties to himself you cheap bastards!!!!

 

[wahhhmbulance]

Oh man, I have one who's a lolzy gross dumbass, but doesn't really provide much drama. Mukbang Mama:

A megathread of Mukbang fatties is a good idea.

Please throw Bitchin' and Eatin' in there. A couple of flyover state, small town speds who make 4 hr mukbangs. They're also pretty illiterate and regularly practice their "reading" skills by struggling through some online stories every now and again.

Probably not deserving of a full thread by themselves because they're not animated enough to have actual drama, but they would fit right into a general "mukbang trainwreck" type of thread. As a bonus, I think they're actually online buds with Amberlynn.

Edit: one of their many hours-long stream sessions:

 

[haygurlhay]

I started a thread on Experiencing Nirvana but it hasn't gotten much interest. Her regular viewers think she's hilarious but she is the cringiest, most annoying person to me and she is about to have her third weight loss surgery. Yes, THIRD. She has one of her friends immediately block anyone who comments anything that doesn't kiss her ass. Can't STAND this bitch.
Sorry for going way OT

 

[C3PBRO]

There is no way big AL hasn't gained weight.

I lol'd at the aunt saying, "I wouldn't have any subscribers... I don't do anything... I just eat and sleep..." she just described how big AL makes a living on YT.

 

[Poison_Apple]

Bitch blocked me on Twitter .
So, did she say WHY she's suddenly interested in Krystle again? We all know her motives but I wonder how she tries to hide them

when did she say she was interested in Krystle? from what I remember, she told us Krystle has a gf