Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 553 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,627 74.4%

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She can never even follow through on vlogmas, so I don't see much hope for this 100 days. And now, she will have an angry flounce at viewers and say people don't like her vlogs so she is stopping them.
She's not going anywhere off youtube. Her narcissism demands attention
Amber is super predictable, especially at VLOGmas.

This is what will happen: Will start Vlogmas and be super excited, she will have 30 ads in a 20 minute video, she will keep a close eye on her adsense and when it has reached the level she wants it to be she will say how much she has loved doing Vlogmas but has to quit it and says its for her mental health and she needs "me" time and other youtubers do it too!
 
Geeze. Could you imagine if Al's break was for MSPL. She would be one that dies after surgery from a blood clot or ruptured stomach which would set off a shit-ton of videos from leeches on the internet claiming she was a good person. The fatass would be in the history books as a victim of circumstance and mental disability.

Fucking gross. Aside from the doctor kicking her put of his clinic and those legs it might be a win win for our gorl.
 
Yeah, I'd be shocked if Dr. Now had anything to do with the casting process. I think it's safe to say he never contacted her, let alone multiple times. The story about the doctor in Boston is weird, but the point here is that Amber has been contacted by doctors, dieticians and nurses many many times over the years. These are medical professionals who offer their services to her for free. Not to mention the countless ex-fatties who keep giving her advice to this day. She never accepts their help. When they call her out on it she just goes "I can't see every single message boo boo... But message me again on insta!". And nothing comes of it.

I said it before and I'll say it again: you can't help Amber.
 
Is this bitch really using the smoking card? People care quite a bit if you live in America and smoke. Videos where somebody is smoking are not allowed to even be monetized on YT, so perhaps her eating videos should get the same treatment, if she thinks they are comparable.
 
Is this bitch really using the smoking card? People care quite a bit if you live in America and smoke. Videos where somebody is smoking are not allowed to even be monetized on YT, so perhaps her eating videos should get the same treatment, if she thinks they are comparable.


ALR: I have an addiction! Stop criticizing me! You wouldn't criticize someone who's addicted to cigarettes! It'S tHE saMe!!!

Everyone: Lots of people have addictions and seek help. You're not. Also, lots of recovering addicts have to abstain from their drug of choice for the rest of their lives, so even if it's "under your calories," you probably can't have refined sugar ever again.

ALR: It'S DiFfeREnT!

She doesn't want help, she wants an unlimited supply of food by any means possible

Preferably magic food without calories so she doesn't have to deal with the consequences of her actions. That's not a deal-breaker, though. Obviously.
 
Preferably magic food without calories so she doesn't have to deal with the consequences of her actions. That's not a deal-breaker, though. Obviously.

Magically speaking the closest we wizards can do is some magical hallucinations but she would never get that full and overstuffed feeling she really wants. She doesn't eat like this die to hunger but to feel like she's bursting at the seems after feeding. It's why she loves plain rice in large quantities.

The best course would to eat nothing but lettuce and celery all day but that doesn't taste sweet or salty so its a no go for our gorl.
 
she has said she is afraid of change... so I think she still wouldn't be happy if chicken nuggets were 0 points. maybe it doesn't have so much to do with food but she just wants to be fat. being fat gets her YT views money and to live a lazy life watching movies, sleeping and coloring all day and there is no turning back at this point. even if she lost the weight she'd have so much loose skin and the most she'd get with her skills is a job at Walmart since she knows where everything is.
 
Magically speaking the closest we wizards can do is some magical hallucinations but she would never get that full and overstuffed feeling she really wants. She doesn't eat like this die to hunger but to feel like she's bursting at the seems after feeding. It's why she loves plain rice in large quantities.

The best course would to eat nothing but lettuce and celery all day but that doesn't taste sweet or salty so its a no go for our gorl.

Even if it was palatable to her, though, eating 30 lbs of celery a day would come with its own set of consequences...

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she has said she is afraid of change... so I think she still wouldn't be happy if chicken nuggets were 0 points. maybe it doesn't have so much to do with food but she just wants to be fat. being fat gets her YT views money and to live a lazy life watching movies, sleeping and coloring all day and there is no turning back at this point. even if she lost the weight she'd have so much loose skin and the most she'd get with her skills is a job at Walmart since she knows where everything is.

I'm sure there's a grain of truth to that. If nothing else, if she did lose weight she wouldn't be able to tell herself that everyone who hates her (and rest assured, people would continue to hate her) is just being "fatphobic". But I'm sure she'd come up with some other excuse to avoid self-reflection.

As far as YouTube goes, I'm convinced that she's convinced that a good portion of her audience is actually tuning in to watch her color and do Wal-Mart hauls. She dreams of a day when she's skinny and lazy and no one complains about her mukbangs. She knows she has some haydurs in her audience, but I don't think she realizes the proportions.

Kind of a running theme with our gorl, that.
 
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No one cares about this bitch. 600lb pound fatties are almost a dime a dozen now days. As much as these tards on Reddit or whatever as well as Hambone; want to believe her YouTube channel is soooo popular, she is but a blip on the radar of the platform. Dr. Now and even the casting company aren’t going to chase people down. There is another deathfat counting down their days, waiting for some magic fix.
 
I agree, there are tons of deathfats out there. 🥁

There are nice ones that for the most part do what they're told (like that black girl who died recently, Kelly?). Then there are the super cunty obnoxious ones. There are plenty of those actually. TLC doesn't need Amber Reid. The only remarkable thing about her is that she has a youtube channel, and TLC doesn't give a fuck about that because it wouldn't translate to TV. This is especially true in Amberlynn's case because her content is so shit-tier, like Steven Assanti's was. I don't think they even mentioned his youtube videos on his episode. no1curr
 
I agree, there are tons of deathfats out there. 🥁

There are nice ones that for the most part do what they're told (like that black girl who died recently, Kelly?). Then there are the super cunty obnoxious ones. There are plenty of those actually. TLC doesn't need Amber Reid. The only remarkable thing about her is that she has a youtube channel, and TLC doesn't give a fuck about that because it wouldn't translate to TV. This is especially true in Amberlynn's case because her content is so shit-tier, like Steven Assanti's was. I don't think they even mentioned his youtube videos on his episode. no1curr

They did, they showed clips of him being bitchy about hospital stays or just being a dumb weirdo (shoving his own face into some pie?)

It'd be funny if they got AL on there and did a two part because basically there's a bunch of extra footage of her own and she'd just be that delusional.
 
That full and overstuffed feeling she really wants. She doesn't eat like this die to hunger but to feel like she's bursting at the seems after feeding. It's why she loves plain rice in large quantities.

The best course would to eat nothing but lettuce and celery all day but that doesn't taste sweet or salty so its a no go for our gorl.

I will never fucking understand this. Never.

> Purposefully and willingly doing something to yourself/your own body that causes THAT MUCH PAIN. It's self harm. It is literal, blatant, outright self harm. That's what it fucking is. I cannot even imagine.
> Why the piles and piles and buckets and troughs of just plain ass bland as fuck white rice? Like...if you're gonna bust yourself into painful agony why use something so utterly banal and tasteless and boring and shitty? (This kinda goes beyond Hamburp as well, because plain boring white rice never struck me as an exciting food for ANYONE...same as white bread or plain white pasta/noodles and just shit with no fucking flavour) Like if you're killing yourself at least fucking enjoy it.
> B-BUT THOSE HUGE HONKIN' CUCUMBER BOATS THO!
 
lol this isn't true
It's actually against the rules, they just get around it because they're smaller chsnels
"Content that promotes tobacco and tobacco-related products is not suitable for advertising."
Also, where I live you can't even be smoking in tv shows or ads. Any promotion isn't allowed.
 
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