Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[bev]

I will never fucking understand this. Never.

> Purposefully and willingly doing something to yourself/your own body that causes THAT MUCH PAIN. It's self harm. It is literal, blatant, outright self harm. That's what it fucking is. I cannot even imagine.
> Why the piles and piles and buckets and troughs of just plain ass bland as fuck white rice? Like...if you're gonna bust yourself into painful agony why use something so utterly banal and tasteless and boring and shitty? (This kinda goes beyond Hamburp as well, because plain boring white rice never struck me as an exciting food for ANYONE...same as white bread or plain white pasta/noodles and just shit with no fucking flavour) Like if you're killing yourself at least fucking enjoy it.
> B-BUT THOSE HUGE HONKIN' CUCUMBER BOATS THO!

You've got to keep in mind, though, she has been overeating for most of her life. Her stomach capacity is enormous from constant stretching. I don't think that it causes her much discomfort to eat as she does anymore. But to actually feel full, she'll need to eat slightly more and more each time. Furthermore, she's not really in it for taste. Like she said before, she's a texture person. She wants to eat something with a pleasant texture until she feels full. Rice is one of those things. Chocolate, chips, etc, can get expensive and it's hard to get bags of it for one sitting. Rice is cheap and does the trick. At least that's my assumption.

I do agree with you though, it is self harm. Not the eating, but the debilitating consequences of the eating (joint pain, back pain, HBP, social isolation, etc). To cope with that, and to get rid of the boredom from her increasingly shrinking world, she eats more.

Spoiler

sometimes i wonder if amber's mom looks the way she does because of a combination of drugs, one night stands, and amber sucking her dry of breast m.ilk bc of her insatiable appetite

 

[ADHD]

sometimes i wonder if amber's mom looks the way she does because of a combination of drugs, one night stands, and amber sucking her dry of breast m.ilk bc of her insatiable appetite

Does this look like a baby that was breastfed?

 

[Twinkie]

A giant baby then, and a giant baby now

 

[marjoram]

Does this look like a baby that was breastfed?

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Depends. Breast fed by WHAT?

Also-that's one ugly little kid

 

[clusterfuckk]

Does this look like a baby that was breastfed?

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This has probably been said but she looks like a tard.

 

[Richie Richard]

Absolutely. Breastmilk was like crack to her and she's trying to recapture that feeling with food. That's why she wants a hug from her mother. That's why she pours malk on her ice cream like her mother.

Also I think Destiny “sorrymomilikeb00bs” Cook misses her mom’s booze-flavored breastmilk .

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

A giant baby then, and a giant baby now

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All that pink. The dress over the shirt. The multiple fat chins. The puffy, bloated hands (Hello there, magazine ASMR!) The goddamn hell ass sideburns.
I'm fucking dead.

 

[marjoram]

All that pink. The dress over the shirt. The multiple fat chins. The puffy, bloated hands (Hello there, magazine ASMR!) The goddamn hell ass sideburns.
I'm fucking dead.

They were probably waving a cheeseburger at her off camera....

 

[ADHD]

Someone posted this in Discord. This bitch lol.

 

[bev]

Man, I've never known anyone that is as obsessed with looking at themselves as much as Amber. For a woman who hates her body, she sure loves her image.

 

[raspberry peach]

It legitimately looks like she photoshopped her head onto an ass crack.

I don't usually laugh out loud at posts, but this made me guffaw.

 

[Dingleberry Cupcakes]

Man, I've never known anyone that is as obsessed with looking at themselves as much as Amber. For a woman who hates her body, she sure loves her image.

I'd like to see her lose weight. Not necessarily for her health, but just to see how much the narcissistic-stank-bitch personality amplifies.

 

[chicken wings]

I'd like to see her lose weight. Not necessarily for her health, but just to see how much the narcissistic-stank-bitch personality amplifies.

She would have been another run of the mill social media influencer nobody complete with photoshopped curves and caked on make up accentuated by Snapchat filters to hide her average looks. Probably shilling some 2 bit products or MLM. She could have some relevancy if she embraced the fat acceptance movement though. Her only claim to infamy is being at the helm of the worst weight loss channel ever.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

She would have been another run of the mill social media influencer nobody complete with photoshopped curves and caked on make up accentuated by Snapchat filters to hide her average looks. Probably shilling some 2 bit products or MLM. She could have some relevancy if she embraced the fat acceptance movement though. Her only claim to infamy is being at the helm of the worst weight loss channel ever.

She's simultaneously more and less successful than Bizarro World ALR.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Also I think Destiny “sorrymomilikeb00bs” Cook misses her mom’s booze-flavored breastmilk .

Amber's "mother" likely breastfed her meth-tainted m.ilk. Amber's lucky her baby teeth didn't erupt and then fall out.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Our gorl did another q&a on Twitter y'all:

Spoiler: A bunch of Tweets

On Becky's enabling ways:




She's on a diet again! I guess we can look forward to hearing all about it in August sometime... when she's already quit it. Here's hoping it's one more attempt at Weight Watchers for old times sake!


Thanks for the warning gorl! I think we'd all rather poke our eyes out than watch yet another video of you showing off hoards of useless crap.


That's a long slumber party, but ok girl.


Amberlynn's not flipping no narrative, haydurs!

 

[A Owl]

Also I think Destiny “sorrymomilikeb00bs” Cook misses her mom’s booze-flavored breastmilk .
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"Nevertheless, she AL's bra persisted."

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Our gorl did another q&a on Twitter y'all:

Spoiler: A bunch of Tweets

On Becky's enabling ways:
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She's on a diet again! I guess we can look forward to hearing all about it in August sometime... when she's already quit it. Here's hoping it's one more attempt at Weight Watchers for old times sake!
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Thanks for the warning gorl! I think we'd all rather poke our eyes out than watch yet another video of you showing off hoards of useless crap.
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That's a long slumber party, but ok girl.
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Amberlynn's not flipping no narrative, haydurs!
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Lot of Becky hate lately. Shade. Side eye. Calling her indirectly her enabler. The terrible fatfish...err...catfish photos.

Something is afoot / ahoof

 

[Godless Goddess]

It gives me rage that she shades Becky about the enabling. If Becky was out of the picture.. there would be other ways.. this is on YOU AMBER!!!

 

[Twinkie]

Calling Amberlynn average-looking is... charitable. She isn't pretty enough to be an influencer, not even a mediocre one. She'd be absolutely nothing without her morbid obesity. She'd couldn't make a living off social media. Her attitude is too shit to hold any IRL job, not even retail. She'd be a welfare queen with five kids and she'd probably be a neglectful drug addict just like her parents.