Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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YALL I FUCKIN CANT BREATHE HOW IS SHE LITERALLY THE MOON EMOJI 🤣🤣
 
Someone can have disordered eating without an eating disorder. The difference between anorexia and BED is while most people’s are comforted by putting things in their mouths, think thumb sucking as a infant. Anorexics are distressed by it and comforted by keeping things out of their mouths. It’s also not a binge if you eat like that every day.

Despite being in foster care, she had a great foster family who she used for extra lunch money. She claimed she only had one outfit but photos from that time show she was well dressed and wearing trendy things despite her size.
 
Martyrlynn is over here trying to make it seem like she's such an amazing person who rescued some poor, helpless kitties and gave them a safe and wonderful home when we all know that isn't the case. Her neglect of her animals has been discussed pretty extensively here so I'll save myself the trouble of getting all worked up about it again. I'm pretty sure she did claim to have found Rarity on the street or something (forgive me, I can't really remember the details), but she bought Wasabi from Petland, stating that he was really expensive and she had to sell her DS to afford him or something. It's not like Wasabi needed saving or anything, but she's out here pretending like she's such a caring animal rescuer for her asspats. Looks like she's already having withdrawals on her break from social media.

Additionally, she's been dealing with these supposed cat allergies for a while but has just been too lazy to get allergy medication. I'm sure she's just going to tell everyone that she can't take allergy medication because she's a special snowflake and taking medicine of any kind gives her AnXiEtY.
 
So why the fuck would you get cats if you’re allergic? Jesus bitch get another dog if you want to virtue signal you are a lover of all animals instead of 2 cats.


Or donate a fraction of your 10k/month to an actual rescue organization. Or volunteer some of your ample free time to help with promotions or fundraising. Or... Well, I'd keep listing things, but we all know how futile that is.
 
We all know Amber was the weird horse girl in elementary school, and something tells me she's an animal hoarder in dormancy. If hambo doesn't die within the next five, ten years, by then she and her carer will be living in a Barb Chandler style hoarder pit full of fast food wrappers, cat turds, human feces, journals and bedsheets with sleeves. We're well on our way to that now that she's looking into buying a house.
 
Back in my day we would just call her a glutton and I think amber fits that perfectly. No deep psychological problem, just wants to consume large amounts of stuff and will do as little as possible to get it. There's no value in what she eats or buys but to her the only thing that matters is collection and consumption of it. To have the space around and inside of her filled to bursting at all times.


You could cover cardboard in salt and glitter and she would squeal about how cute it is while she shovels it down her throat.
 
So why the fuck would you get cats if you’re allergic? Jesus bitch get another dog if you want to virtue signal you are a lover of all animals instead of 2 cats.

For some people, having animals you're allergic to is like eating dairy when you've developed lactose intolerance. Some people are willing to deal with the later discomfort, for the sake of the immediate pleasure. The part that kills me is what xenomorph mentioned earlier: She doesn't give a fuck about the cats. She gave them away to Rafe so she could bulldoze her way into Eric and Ricky's house. The only reason she got them back was when viewers noticed the cats were gone and she realized how it made her look that she'd give her precious "furbabies" away so easily and in poor condition.

Beyond owning them, what does she actually do to care for them? Wasabi's fur was matted, Rarity took months to be spayed, their food is stored in a massive, plastic, semi-air tight container, they're fed by Amber placing a mound of stale food on the shelf for them to pick on, Amber can't bend low enough to clean the litter boxes, and the cat tree they own was only assembled by Destiny post breakup.

Amber literally does nothing other than act as a warming flesh mountain when the cats need somewhere to sit for a while. They're toys that she tosses around and shows off to make kids jealous. She doesn't act as though they're living beings who have needs and wants.
 
Someone can have disordered eating without an eating disorder.


Exactly. Replace "eat" with "sleep" and you can see this quite clearly.

Imagine you have a 16 year old on summer vacation who stays up until 4 am playing video games every night and then sleeps until 2 pm every day. That's disordered sleeping. We can all see that's unusual at best, unhealthy at worst.

We also don't send the kid to the psych unit because we know it's not a disorder -- he'll get back on a regular schedule when school starts back up in September, and besides, living like this for a month or two isn't going to kill him. It's not something he needs medication or therapy or even an intervention to deal with. He's just being a shithead teenager.

There could be all kinds of mild to moderate psychological issues going on that he's using this to cope with, of course. But the sleeping pattern isn't in and of itself enough to diagnose anything (or even really indicate there's something serious to be investigated).

Now look at AL and note the parallels. In this analogy, the kid kept playing video games and never went back to school. He started streaming and making decent money on Twitch. Now he's still up all night and it's hard to believe there isn't something wrong with him -- but it's mostly just bad habits.
 
Amber literally does nothing other than act as a warming flesh mountain when the cats need somewhere to sit for a while. They're toys that she tosses around and shows off to make kids jealous. She doesn't act as though they're living beings who have needs and wants.
And Amber doesn't even bother taking her animals to the vet for yearly checkups and vaccine boosters. If she had, she'd have vlogged it, like she did when she took them 2+ years ago. That's content people would rather see than her eating dry ass sandwiches while she talks to Eric. This bitch seems to think getting Rarity fixed was the end of her vet obligations apart from her animals being visibly sick or injured. It's not.

She makes enough money that these animals should all be getting top of the line care and eating top of the line food.
 
And Amber doesn't even bother taking her animals to the vet for yearly checkups and vaccine boosters. If she had, she'd have vlogged it, like she did when she took them 2+ years ago. That's content people would rather see than her eating dry ass sandwiches while she talks to Eric. This bitch seems to think getting Rarity fixed was the end of her vet obligations apart from her animals being visibly sick or injured. It's not.

She makes enough money that these animals should all be getting top of the line care and eating top of the line food.

Honestly: If she did get involved in an actual animal rescue and vlogged THAT, I would hate her at least 50% less. She'd have content, for starters, and would arguably be making a contribution to the world somehow.

But making an effort and pursuing interests outside of fast food is far, far too much to ask of our gorl. Plus, taking the focus off her and her life to talk about actual issues (like homeless kittens) is probably scary as hell for NarcissistLynn. The promise of future asspats for doing so is about as compelling as the promise of future weightloss for only having four meals a day instead of six.

Too bad filters can’t fix wonk eye.

I'm pretty sure she trickled some Sprite Zero out of her water bottle onto her eye to make it look like tears.
 
Or donate a fraction of your 10k/month to an actual rescue organization. Or volunteer some of your ample free time to help with promotions or fundraising. Or... Well, I'd keep listing things, but we all know how futile that is.

Amber might announce on YT she's going to donate to an animal shelter, but she would never give the money. That way she gets sympathy and views but doesn't have to spend anything. This is her sociopath MO.
 
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