Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Well, if the big white whale IS allergic to cat dander, there is a very quick fix. Unfortunately it involves actually bathing your cats regularly. And seeing as though AOnly bathes herself once in a moon cycle, the chances of her washing one her feline "accessories" at all is wishful thinking.
Or she could get shots or pills.

Or she could've adopted hypoallergenic cats.

Or she could've left those goddamn cats alone, since she has only love for her mini-me, Twinkie Stooooore.



Adding to that now old topic about Amber is a lesbian or not, I'd say that the only reason she has only gorlfriends is because she has learned how to manipulate women. When she talks about her past, she usually only refers to the women that were there (mom, aunt Tammy, grandma), and very rarely to the men; unless they did something to her, they are treated pretty much like objects in her stories: they don't really do anything, they just happen to be there. Amber never talks about her interaction with her dad or her brother. Maybe she got beat up so much by them when she was younger that she's afraid of men in general and never tried to get close enough to them to understand how to manipulate them.

Also, didn't aunt Tammy say that Amber likes to "torture" her mom? Calling her up and asking her why she didn't love her and why she preferred drugs over her? That's manipulative as shit, especially if you're talking to a woman who had one of her children put up for adoption and the other she gave away herself*.

She used to do something like this with Becky too: in the goooorlfriend tag they did together, she proudly said that, when they fight, she asks to Becky "Why don't you love me?". It's not the cutesy "Do you love me still even if we just fought?", it's a disgustingly manipulative "Why don't you love me?"


*Not saying that Amber should forgive her mom: she could've given up drugs and whatever else before having kids, or at least after having them taken away the first time. No one should have to apologize to the person who ruined their childhood, but there's a difference between cutting ties or calling each other once or twice a year to say "Merry Christmas" and "Happy birthday", and calling a woman who is trying to get back to society and get clean to tell her she's the reason why you're 600lbs and dying at 28.
 
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To be fair I can honestly see this being true. If I had two 50+ pound weights permanently attached to my arms and I had to lift them up to type it would get very tiring.

If only there was some way to get rid of that weight...

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A shame there isn't any known medically backed ways to do it that involve eating less... damn haydurs not revealing the magic pill!
 
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*Not saying that Amber should forgive her mom: she could've given up drugs and whatever else before having kids, or at least after having them taken away the first time.
Amber's almost 30 and hasn't been under the care of her mom for almost 20 years. Having a relationship with her mom is optional at this point, and has been for a really long time. She should either forgive her mom or end the relationship until she does. If she truly believes that her mom is the source of all of her misery and mistakes, (and says this to her recovering addict mom) why even have her in her life?
She's 28 and has had plenty of time and distance to both her mom and her childhood. She needs to do some intense therapy and decide whether she's going to forgive her mom or let her go. Can't have it both ways.
 
Amber's almost 30 and hasn't been under the care of her mom for almost 20 years. Having a relationship with her mom is optional at this point, and has been for a really long time. She should either forgive her mom or end the relationship until she does. If she truly believes that her mom is the source of all of her misery and mistakes, (and says this to her recovering addict mom) why even have her in her life?
She's 28 and has had plenty of time and distance to both her mom and her childhood. She needs to do some intense therapy and decide whether she's going to forgive her mom or let her go. Can't have it both ways.

Ah, but here you are thinking like a rational person.

Just imagine a consuming need for drama paired with a reliable source of same. It's like asking AL not to take full advantage of a buff-et. It's a never-ending feedback loop of interpersonal bullshit running in parallel with the mentality that leads you to eat for comfort when you're depressed over being fat.
 
To be fair their rules are standard to avoid any legal issues. <Internet laws are fucked up.>

But you gotta wonder how bad of a Hamber sex thread happened there to out right ban the issue. Like..I thought ours was bad but..was there worse on reddit once upon a time?
I don't think they're talking about something like our NASTY thread, but more like "no she's not a REAL lesbian because". That topic is tedious enough that even people here are beyond sick of it.
 
I don't think they're talking about something like our NASTY thread, but more like "no she's not a REAL lesbian because". That topic is tedious enough that even people here are beyond sick of it.

The idea of being a fly on the wall as a bunch of <we will for sake of this thought> real lesbians ree and rant over it, is quite amusing to consider.
 
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The mod note on language policing just makes me love KF that much more.
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Also, best post I found there doesn't even originate from reddit.
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Just remember:
Your life story is shit and nobody cares.

Dear sub reddit mods: hamberlynn isn't a human being with real feelings she's a mancubus that narrowly escaped doom guy's war path and is disguised as a Kentucky style valley girl.

Sincerely,

Me
 
Dear sub reddit mods: hamberlynn isn't a human being with real feelings she's a mancubus that narrowly escaped doom guy's war path and is disguised as a Kentucky style valley girl.

Sincerely,

Me

On second thought it's probably best not to call them over here. We're getting invaded by redditfags already because of the Yaniv shitshow and it's going to be a free for all doxapalooza if there's any more of them.

Yep the Reddit is just a bunch of powerleveling mostly women with EDs and mental illnesses, its pretty disturbing.
Also that one main mod is a fatty herself whos chronically single and blames "MGTOW" men for it.

We really have gone full circle now, haven't we?
MGTOW was men whining that women didn't want them.
And now there are women bitching about being single and blaming MGTOW.
what a clusterfuck.
 
Totally agree. Amber is a narc and has no self control. I wonder if there is a narcissistic disorder cluster that includes having 0 self control and being obsessed with random shit. Also lol at how much of a cunt she was being to Eric when he walked through the door with a bunch of fast food. He's also a cunt and a raging faggot but his cow prodding is funny.
Amber overeats because she's greedy.

Amber during a Taco Bell mokbong with Becky said:
If you eat faster you get more

Amber over-indulges because she's a narcissist and thinks she deserves it. She's an ill educated, stupid, non-curious creature, so she'll always choose quantity over quality.

Overeating for almost two decades has lead to her stomach stretching out, which in turn causes her to feel "empty" frequently. Then she overeats (because she deserves it) causing her stomach to stretch some more.

Add that to the fact that Amber has created an hermetic sealed bubble that she calls life where behaving like a grown up is absolutely forbidden and we get what we see now.

I'd like to point out that every time Amber claims to be allergic to cats, she also points out the culprit and it's one cat out of the bunch.

I had to double check and she did mention at one point that she was allergic to one of the cats, Charlie, here [timestamped]:

It sounds a lot like her "allergy" to eggs, where only scrambled eggs causes allergy and every other way of prepping them is fine.

In other words, she's as allergic to cats as she is to eggs - not at all.

In regards to the photo, my bet is that she threw a tantrum for some reason and took a pic because she thought she looked cute. Notice the forced and over the top frown.
 
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Guess that's another thing that "no one ever taught her because she was in foster care". So if you really think about it, her inability to forgive her mother and/or move on is her mother's fault as well.

The only reason Hamber maintains any connection to her mother is bascially her back up hospice plan is waddle to mom and take over the couch to die on.
 
Too bad filters can’t fix wonk eye.

She has never looked more like Amy Slaton. So much for being a FaT gOrL wItH a pReTtY FaCe

she gave those cats away

This.

Some newfags might not know or remember this. AL dumped both cats on Rafe and it wasn't because of muh allergies. She simply didn't want them. She lied to youtube, claiming that her landlord (owner of Becky's house) wouldn't allow the cats.

When Rafe told some discord/facebook haydurs group that Amberlynn had dumped the cats and Rafe was about to get Rarity spayed, Amberlynn chimped and made Becky go get her cats back. Then someone (I forget who but maybe Amberlynn herself) showed the internet a text thread between the landlord and Eric/Rickie that proved Amberlynn had not even ASKED if it was okay to bring her cats. She didn't care about them then and she doesn't care now.
 
She has never looked more like Amy Slaton. So much for being a FaT gOrL wItH a pReTtY FaCe



This.

Some newfags might not know or remember this. AL dumped both cats on Rafe and it wasn't because of muh allergies. She simply didn't want them. She lied to youtube, claiming that her landlord (owner of Becky's house) wouldn't allow the cats.

When Rafe told some discord/facebook haydurs group that Amberlynn had dumped the cats and Rafe was about to get Rarity spayed, Amberlynn chimped and made Becky go get her cats back. Then someone (I forget who but maybe Amberlynn herself) showed the internet a text thread between the landlord and Eric/Rickie that proved Amberlynn had not even ASKED if it was okay to bring her cats. She didn't care about them then and she doesn't care now.

>implying that at one point she was pretty even though even as a baby she still looked hideous

Another thing: why hasn't animal control stepped in and taken the animals away from our GORGE-ous gOrL since she cant take care of herself let alone them or at least have charges pressed against her pock marked cottage cheese fuasa ass?! There are literally dozens of videos of the terrible state these poor things are in- especially twinkie.
 
Hamber isn't neglecting her animals really.

She's a shit owner, but the animals are fed, and get water. Though I suspect mostly because of Rickie. Animal Control can't do much because she isn't visibly beating the animals etc.
The only people who say hamber abuses her animals are people like Michael Be Triggered. She could be a better owner, yeah, but aside from a couple clips of Destiny acting like a downy moron and pulling on the cats forelegs a little too hard there's really 0 proof and Amber doesn't strike me as the type who would hit her animals. They're fed and watered and nobody seems to really bother them.
implying that at one point she was pretty even though even as a baby she still looked hideous
Ehh hate to say it, but I really do think Amber would be attractive if she wasn't so morbidly obese
 
One common trope I have been seeing with Amber, sorry if this is :late:, but Writerlynn has a tendency to conflate not liking something or having even the slightest sensitivity to it with having an allergy to something. It is one of my favourite Amberisms to be honest. Just goes to show how complex and nuanced our gorl's wrideen skillz are. We have a lot to learn from Airheadstotle.
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