Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FitBitch]

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She's deactivated her Twitter once again, posted this rant to Instagram, and claims to be deleting Instagram from her phone.

"Enjoy the videos I have scheduled to go up (there's about one month's worth) but after that, I'm not sure what's going to happen."

So there's a chance she doesn't make the full "100 days" challenge, but super-doubtful she'll stay off of social media or say "goodbye" in any real capacity.

"I'm tired of people questioning what's going on in my current life and predicting that it's a trash fire because they're right so I'm going to keep uploading month old material until I hit the point where they're proven right and go radio silent until I need attention and haul money again. Until then I will maintain that it's YOUR FAULT, audience, for being curious and pessimistic about the life I put on display "

 

[Xenomorph]

Krystles house was full of long haired cats and domestic shorthairs she never once complained about allergies. She will be rehoming them soon.

 

[Guardsman42]

Serious question
Semi-off-topic

What would happen to ALR's mental state if we opted to private this subforum, like what was done to ADF back in the day?
Where would she get her source of material if the one thing she can freely read is taken away from her?

I think she'd have a melt down and vaguepost about it endlessly as she kept demanding more and more food from Becky. She'd likely try to sock puppet in some how or demand Eric does.

 

[bev]

Krystles house was full of long haired cats and domestic shorthairs she never once complained about allergies. She will be rehoming them soon.

I initially thought her allergy was a new thing, too. I had to double check and she did mention at one point that she was allergic to one of the cats, Charlie, here [timestamped]:

But man, her life was so boring then too. Aside from ignoring her mess, her entire day consisted of doing 'chores' downstairs, then going upstairs to watch Krystle play rockband. Fuckin grim.

Spoiler: Lest we forget

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Serious question
Semi-off-topic

What would happen to ALR's mental state if we opted to private this subforum, like what was done to ADF back in the day?
Where would she get her source of material if the one thing she can freely read is taken away from her?

I think she'd have a melt down and vaguepost about it endlessly as she kept demanding more and more food from Becky. She'd likely try to sock puppet in some how or demand Eric does.

That is actually SO interesting and the hypothetical alone is enough to make me really REALLY want to see it happen....even if its only temporary.

Even a marked change in her behavior (either outright in vlogs or on her SM) would be enough to confirm that she is definitely here reading everything, all day long.

 

[Okami Green]

That is actually SO interesting and the hypothetical alone is enough to make me really REALLY want to see it happen....even if its only temporary.

Even a marked change in her behavior (either outright in vlogs or on her SM) would be enough to confirm that she is definitely here reading everything, all day long.

If this is true, we're the only fruit in her diet.

 

[ADHD]

?Where would she get her source of material if the one thing she can freely read is taken away from her?

Reddit. Seriously, they've got a tag just for composing letters for Amber to read.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Another lolcow that I used to follow a long long ass time ago, before she got dry and boring AF, was Sheena Oum/Nicolle DuQuette. Another Narcissistic cunt and now-widow of the late Monty Oum.

People call her a Black Widow because the selfish bitch brought a cat into their apartmrnt KNOWING that Monty was aggressively, deathly allergic. But while Sheena never lifted a finger ever around that house or did shit to take care of the cat, Monty DID love and adore it with all his heart. So much so that not only did he do 100% of all the work in taking care of it, he went through dozens and dozens of rounds of allergy shots and medications to make sure he could live in the same apartment as the kitty. (WHILE being the only employed person/breadwinner as well)

See AL? That's what ACTUAL animal lovers and people who genuinely care and give a fuck would do.

But see ya in like four months after you abandon your cats. Again.

 

[Okami Green]

Reddit. Seriously, they've got a tag just for composing letters for Amber to read.

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There's a subreddit for ALR. Interesting. I bet everyone there thinks that no one has ever told Amberlynn that she's obese and needs to seek counseling and are just telling their own sob stories.

 

[ADHD]

There's a subreddit for ALR. Interesting. I bet everyone there thinks that no one has ever told Amberlynn that she's obese and needs to seek counseling and are just telling their own sob stories.

It's a bunch of mentally ill fatties and/or skellies. I'm not kidding about the mentally ill part, if you take those posters at their word that place is a fucking asylum.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Reddit. Seriously, they've got a tag just for composing letters for Amber to read.

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Noted
however
it seems she consumes the farms and not reddit, unless there's reddit-speculation shite she reads. Reddit = AIDS

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

It's a bunch of mentally ill fatties and/or skellies. I'm not kidding about the mentally ill part, if you take those posters at their word that place is a fucking asylum.

Well, they also have that "be nice, be supportive, no fat-shaming, we have to at least PRETEND we're all cheering for her" mentality.

Which means they're effectively a group of people who want to pretend like they have an addict in their lives.

The hell that is living with an addict aside, I actually can't imagine the mentality of people with so little to do that they seek this kind of thing out, even vicariously. Why are you looking for an open sewer to pour your love and concern into? Don't you have kids?

ETA: Not that any of us are all that much better, but at least we're just being entertained by the lunacy, not trying to save the lunatics through writing 2500-word "open letters" that will never be read.

 

[ADHD]

Don't you have kids?

Some of them do, but I think that's more in the FB group. The Reddit crowd seems to be Amber's age and younger, mostly.

 

[Okami Green]

It's a bunch of mentally ill fatties and/or skellies. I'm not kidding about the mentally ill part, if you take those posters at their word that place is a fucking asylum.

The mod note on language policing just makes me love KF that much more.

Also, best post I found there doesn't even originate from reddit.

Just remember:
Your life story is shit and nobody cares.

 

[MrsDashx10]

Well, if the big white whale IS allergic to cat dander, there is a very quick fix. Unfortunately it involves actually bathing your cats regularly. And seeing as though Amber only bathes herself once in a moon cycle, the chances of her washing one her feline "accessories" at all is wishful thinking.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Well, if the big white whale IS allergic to cat dander, there is a very quick fix. Unfortunately it involves actually bathing your cats regularly. And seeing as though AOnly bathes herself once in a moon cycle, the chances of her washing one her feline "accessories" at all is wishful thinking.

Juuuust in case anyone was going to flip out about baths being bad for cats, I'd like to point out there are other bathing/grooming options and that @MrsDashx10 's point stands.

All it would take is rubbing some foam on them and then brushing it off. But nah. That's, like, effort.

 

[Turd Blossom]

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"I'm tired of people questioning what's going on in my current life and predicting that it's a trash fire because they're right so I'm going to keep uploading month old material until I hit the point where they're proven right and go radio silent until I need attention and haul money again. Until then I will maintain that it's YOUR FAULT, audience, for being curious and pessimistic about the life I put on display"

"Sassing people on Twitter is so exhausting y'all, and even though I constantly pester people to ask me anything on IG, your questions totally mess with my syke! (Did I mention I'm bipolar you guys? Cause I SUFFER WITH BIPOLAR). Anyway, I'm going to punish you haydurs by deleting ALL my social media and quitting the daily uploads once I run out of the backlog of last month's ASMR, coloring, and sitting on the toilet videos because you aren't grateful enough for all the work I put into this.
I will, however, continue to post cayuuute pics of myself and unflattering pics of Becky on Snapchat when I need attention."

 

[Guardsman42]

The mod note on language policing just makes me love KF that much more.
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Also, best post I found there doesn't even originate from reddit.
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Just remember:
Your life story is shit and nobody cares.

To be fair their rules are standard to avoid any legal issues. <Internet laws are fucked up.>

But you gotta wonder how bad of a Hamber sex thread happened there to out right ban the issue. Like..I thought ours was bad but..was there worse on reddit once upon a time?

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Jebus thats some cringey shit right there!

Literally the only thing she is good for are the most unflattering, ugly pictures on earth of the ThumbTard. I live for those.

In turn, like the classic trickle-down effect, Mush-Mouthed Eric McFaggdribbles is only good for uncensored and raw real time candid body shots of HER.

 

[Kentaro]

Yep the Reddit is just a bunch of powerleveling mostly women with EDs and mental illnesses, its pretty disturbing.
Also that one main mod is a fatty herself whos chronically single and blames "MGTOW" men for it.