Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 555 15.7%
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    Votes: 350 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,639 74.5%

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Her video on the 31st is probably quitting the 100 days of uploading and she's going on a break right? Not that she's disabling her comments?? She'd lose all her Youtube coins if she disabled comments. Then she'll take a two week break and be back again with a new diet plan and the cycle starts over again?

My guess is, she's hit the dreaded 650 elbee mark and now has to come clean and admit she's a dainty "610" (still a lah) because it's so painfully obvious
And she won't miss this prime opportunity to blame it on us haydurz, the mood stabilizers, "MuH mEnTaLzzz" and toxic internet culture.

She'll take a brief hiatus, make an appearance in Dusty and Erics vlogs to peak interest and speculation about the 610 elbees, and then return just in time for that sweet adsense revenue before xmas where the laaahhhhs and excuses get eaten up by the yt masses.
Cue mookbangz, hauls, and perhaps some D&D double dates galore, all backlogged from her haitus so she can proceed to reach 700 elbees by Christmas while maintaining her perpetual +/- 10 elbee shit flucuation.
 
keep watching. on her insta she said and i quote ...

"i'm sure many have seen this since it was brought to my attention by a lot of people. instagram now considers my name in hashtag form to be considered cyber bullying. when this pops up, it is a suicide prevetion tool that started in october 2016."
*than it shows a screenshot of what pops up and she continues ..
" this truly just proves how horrible i am treated every single day. this is why on august 31st, the video that i upload is probably going to upset a lot of people but it's what i need to do for me or else i'm never going to be happy again."

I could not post a screenshot of it i keep getting an error, if someone could that would be great.
We all already know what that video is going to be. She’s going to quit her 100 days of whatever for the millionth time, even though all she had to do was turn on the camera and rummage through some markers for 10 minutes and that’s one whole day completed, or film for the day and splice it up into tenths, either way she’s going to stop uploading every day and then we’ll have even less.
I hate to be anti optimism but can you think of anything else she would do other than throw her hands up and fail again because people are being meanieheads?
 
We all already know what that video is going to be. She’s going to quit her 100 days of whatever for the millionth time, even though all she had to do was turn on the camera and rummage through some markers for 10 minutes and that’s one whole day completed, or film for the day and splice it up into tenths, either way she’s going to stop uploading every day and then we’ll have even less.
I hate to be anti optimism but can you think of anything else she would do other than throw her hands up and fail again because people are being meanieheads?

she is going to post a video saying how she is going to quit youtube because she can't take all the hate blah blah blah.
although our gorl knows she did this to her lying self!
 
Let me guess, this new video is just Amber going, 'I'm so disappointed I won't be able to complete my 100 days, because of bullying. I'm taking a break to stable (potential Amberism) my mental situation.' She already said she was quitting early, and she's put up enough videos to make a pretty penny and gorge herself sufficiently.

^And Destiny would push back. Becky is an embarrassment. The stupid look on her face when Amber was giving her the business about eating her cereal? That had to be so humiliating for that to happen in front of her best friend, who definitely told Rickie about it. What both of the guys have seen, seeing as Amber felt no shame about putting this online, has to pale in comparison. All she was worried about was getting back into Amber's good graces by pointing out that Erica was recording. How will she get her dignity back after they inevitably break up? She'll have a big gap in her work history, no work ethic (from lazing around for this period of time), she'll be morbidly obese, ..and keep in mind, this is a person who was suicidal at a point before any of this even happened.
Sometimes I feel like AL turns on the camera just to avoid an argument? There’s so many clips and compilations of Becky looking pissed and red in the face almost every time AL turns on the camera and starts yapping into her ear about some random bullshit. Like “she can’t get angry or yell if the camera’s on”.
 
I also think Amber is going to "quit" youtube. I doubt it will last long, what else would she do for money? She doesn't have enough work credits for the non-welfare disability. Certainly she and becky can't live off whatever she gets from that (I suppose becky might have her own... probably has enough credits for the higher paying one).

Amberlynn could do something like a from-home call center job, but she's allergic to work and work ethic, so there's that. Also, being starved for attention would be worse than starved for food. So all in all, I can only see her continuing the 'tube or finding her way into very, very niche porn.
 
Sometimes I feel like AL turns on the camera just to avoid an argument? There’s so many clips and compilations of Becky looking pissed and red in the face almost every time AL turns on the camera and starts yapping into her ear about some random bullshit. Like “she can’t get angry or yell if the camera’s on”.
God I fucking wish she would. Can you imagine if Amberlynn turned on Younow to whine about muh anxietyyy and after five minutes of tard seething Becky just fucking snapped?
 
God I fucking wish she would. Can you imagine if Amberlynn turned on Younow to whine about muh anxietyyy and after five minutes of tard seething Becky just fucking snapped?
She never will. Becky is the worst kind of weak. She's not in love weak which is understandable to a degree. You know like your spouse or partner is your weakness so you'll do things you definitely wouldn't do for anyone else for them. She's fucking weak in that she has no goddamned spine. She doesn't like Hamber anymore than Hamber likes her. It's uncomfortable to watch at this point. Neither one gives a shit about the other, but bolth are as dependent on one another as they are on oxygen. I firmly believe they bolth deserve their misery and the more our gorl digs her heels in with illusion that everything is hunky dory with her and Becks the more beautiful it will be when the truth will out and it will out. Remember when she tried extra special hard to make us believe that she and Dusty's sped ass were still together, then she tried to make us believe that all was friendly and happy families between Dusty, the Fridge, Becks and herself? Then she tried to make us believe that she was TOTES into Becks all the while bitch is shifting money to her cheating ass trashy ex.

If at the end of this clear cucking Becks hasn't wised up, she never will. Snapbacks are clearly the price of self respect and dignity for her.
 
Noticed something new in her video yesterday. Look at all the edema/swelling around her fingertips below her nail bed. Of course I wouldn't be surprised if some of it was related to arthritis but the bulging ends of her fingers mimic exactly what you would see in a patient with the onset of heart disease. Even her nails appear to be clubbing.
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Her video on the 31st is probably quitting the 100 days of uploading and she's going on a break right? Not that she's disabling her comments?? She'd lose all her Youtube coins if she disabled comments. Then she'll take a two week break and be back again with a new diet plan and the cycle starts over again?
We're in no danger of this cunt getting a real job therefore we are in no danger of her leaving YT. She's stupid, but she's not that fucking stupid...she is incredibly fucking stupid though. The only thing that overrides her stupidity is her greed. Yes, the cycle will start anew and honestly she's gotten so stale I'm not even looking forward to it. She's nothing. She's not informed, interesting, dramatic, anything anymore. She's like watching paint dry. The only thing that can spice this up is her dying, straight up and I know that's terrible, but there is nothing she can physically provide at this point other than that for fresh content.
 
Noticed something new in her video yesterday. Look at all the edema/swelling around her fingertips below her nail bed. Of course I wouldn't be surprised if some of it was related to arthritis but the bulging ends of her fingers mimic exactly what you would see in a patient with the onset of heart disease. Even her nails appear to be clubbing.

all that along with the discoloration .. but dr's know nothing. liarlynn knows best. sh'es fine. she has no major health problems.
 
It makes me miss @Testaclese Maximus and his riveting "FAT" reviews.
I always loved a good "Amberlynn is fat and I would not have sex with her."

Noticed something new in her video yesterday. Look at all the edema/swelling around her fingertips below her nail bed. Of course I wouldn't be surprised if some of it was related to arthritis but the bulging ends of her fingers mimic exactly what you would see in a patient with the onset of heart disease. Even her nails appear to be clubbing.
I pointed this out yesterday. Edit: Unless you mean her chipped nail polish and not her fat, warty fingers? That's not edema, that's just lazy, chipped nail polish.
 
Noticed something new in her video yesterday. Look at all the edema/swelling around her fingertips below her nail bed. Of course I wouldn't be surprised if some of it was related to arthritis but the bulging ends of her fingers mimic exactly what you would see in a patient with the onset of heart disease. Even her nails appear to be clubbing.
Hambster is left handed. The knob on her middle finger could be from all the “creative” coloring she does... She loves them thar markers and coloreen books.
 
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