Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Bingo!! Thanks so much.

You're very welcome!
Thanks to whichever mod merged my annoying double post, I tried to edit the reply into my initial one but it just wouldn't add the new quotes, no idea why

 

[CindyChafe]

The only thing that can spice this up is her dying, straight up and I know that's terrible, but there is nothing she can physically provide at this point other than that for fresh content.

Eh, I’d settle for a catastrophic illness. Maybe she can have some of Chantal’s necrotic tissue on a toe or something. She can keep her amputated toe in a hot pink plastic box for Becky to “misplace” so she can’t show us... oh wait, I think that happened already with a different rotting part of her body. Why was she so excited to show off her damn tooth anyway?

 

[Spergoy of Cuckkad]

She never will. Becky is the worst kind of weak. She's not in love weak which is understandable to a degree. You know like your spouse or partner is your weakness so you'll do things you definitely wouldn't do for anyone else for them. She's fucking weak in that she has no goddamned spine. She doesn't like Hamber anymore than Hamber likes her. It's uncomfortable to watch at this point. Neither one gives a shit about the other, but bolth are as dependent on one another as they are on oxygen. I firmly believe they bolth deserve their misery and the more our gorl digs her heels in with illusion that everything is hunky dory with her and Becks the more beautiful it will be when the truth will out and it will out. Remember when she tried extra special hard to make us believe that she and Dusty's sped ass were still together, then she tried to make us believe that all was friendly and happy families between Dusty, the Fridge, Becks and herself? Then she tried to make us believe that she was TOTES into Becks all the while bitch is shifting money to her cheating ass trashy ex.

If at the end of this clear cucking Becks hasn't wised up, she never will. Snapbacks are clearly the price of self respect and dignity for her.

Becky is unstable (as we know from her many clips of threatening to “fuck up” random people and her general depressive bullshit), so I can’t say for sure that she won’t snap at some point and finally throatpunch Ham in her nonexistent neck. I mean, I’m absolutely here for it if she does. Spending 24/7 with AL in the fag shack would make anyone go insane, even Becky must have a limit imo.

Sidenote, has anyone ever made an Amberism dictionary? There’s so many. Kimino, situation, ayyyyygs, boo boo, suckalints, lah, gorl, optavia/octavia/optivia/oklahoma, pillow mountain, swolleeeeeen.... there must be dozens. If she had a PO Box I would mail her a paper copy of her very own dictionary (I think she would be flattered, since she’s an aspiring author and all that).

 

[Whatthefuck]

Becky is unstable (as we know from her many clips of threatening to “fuck up” random people and her general depressive bullshit), so I can’t say for sure that she won’t snap at some point and finally throatpunch Ham in her nonexistent neck. I mean, I’m absolutely here for it if she does. Spending 24/7 with AL in the fag shack would make anyone go insane, even Becky must have a limit imo.

Sidenote, has anyone ever made an Amberism dictionary? There’s so many. Kimino, situation, ayyyyygs, boo boo, suckalints, lah, gorl, optavia/octavia/optivia/oklahoma, pillow mountain, swolleeeeeen.... there must be dozens. If she had a PO Box I would mail her a paper copy of her very own dictionary (I think she would be flattered, since she’s an aspiring author and all that).

Oh honey, there’s a whole thread dedicated to our writer gorl’s vocabulary. I’d link it, but I’m on my phone, but I think it’s called Amberisms.

 

[Golly]

I hope she takes a break. I genuinely hope she decides to drop youtube and get in-patient treatment for her fucked up relationship with food. Too bad she'll be back in September because Becky needs a new Invader Zim snapback.

 

[Spergoy of Cuckkad]

Oh honey, there’s a whole thread dedicated to our writer gorl’s vocabulary. I’d link it, but I’m on my phone, but I think it’s called Anberisms.

Thanks boo boo, I’ll check it out

 

[Anal birth]

That's a whole lot of words to say he's just some faggot who was farming emoJEES for a time.

We're all autistic here, didn't you know?

 

[Whatthefuck]

Thanks boo boo, I’ll check it out

It’s a fucking gold mine. I think our queen @666EVE666 started it at the behest of another user, sorry, I can’t off hand remember who, but it’s one of those threads that’s fun to read back from the beginning occasionally for the lols.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

My prediction is that she'll make up some sob story about her psych and anxiety and claim the haydurs have made her suicidal. There's no way she'll take an extended break, she needs those shekels too much.

 

[Basketball Jones]

I love that she keeps threatening to quit YouTube. She’s like a crazy ex-girlfriend that keeps going on breaks, changing her FBstatus to “it’s complicated” in an act of passive aggressive manipulation, and vaguely hinting she might not come back. All the while re-posting dumb quotes about loving yourself and what makes a good man... only to turn around and get back into the same relationship.

Amber’s the same way with YT.

As an aside, I wonder what it’s like to be so prone to narcissistic injury, that the mere act of getting on fucking Twitter gives you anxiety? I wonder what it’s like to live in such delusion and know that your delusion falls apart every time that you see a strangers’ opinions about yourself.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

It's the dumbest threat she could make, too. She's the one who uses YT for money, so it only hurts her if she quits. Everyone watching her for the lulz will just spend more time on Chantal or Jen or cute puppies and forget about her within a month.

 

[Mandaark]

It's the dumbest threat she could make, too. She's the one who uses YT for money, so it only hurts her if she quits. Everyone watching her for the lulz will just spend more time on Chantal or Jen or cute puppies and forget about her within a month.

I mean, sagittariusshawty is a good storyteller and cow-in-the-making....

If Albert was smart she'd stay, or she'll end up like the James Charles of yt weightloss channels.
No credibility, irrelevant, obvious motives and kind of sad.

 

[gay frogs]

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This was the statement she posted on July 26th. The end of "about one months worth" of videos is right around the corner. I'm sure the August 31st video will be her announcing a break. We'll see. The thing is.. she never really takes breaks. Even when she's on a break she will be filming shit for when she comes back.

That heavy feeling in your chest isn’t from negativity, booboo.

 

[Fupacabra]

It would be awesome if Necky or the fags secretly recorded the real Amber. For example when she screams at Becky to bring her junk food or to wipe her rotten ass. Or abuses her pets. And when Becky and Hamber finally break up these videos would go public... It's just a sweet autistic fantasy that I have, but deep down in my heart I believe it will come true one day.

 

[Xenomorph]

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This was the statement she posted on July 26th. The end of "about one months worth" of videos is right around the corner. I'm sure the August 31st video will be her announcing a break. We'll see. The thing is.. she never really takes breaks. Even when she's on a break she will be filming shit for when she comes back.

When do you ever not just "do you", Amber? This cunt has done this at least 10 times so far, God so predictable. Listen fatty, you're the one who needs the money so of course you're not gonna stop shitting out trash.

 

[Billie Ross]

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This was the statement she posted on July 26th. The end of "about one months worth" of videos is right around the corner. I'm sure the August 31st video will be her announcing a break. We'll see. The thing is.. she never really takes breaks. Even when she's on a break she will be filming shit for when she comes back.

What you mean she never really take a break???
The bitch is almost 2 months in a break already posting this old as shit content, in the vlogs she is still messing around in that freaking pool that is gone for ages.
She didn't even edited that shit videos, probably paid peanuts to Mumbles to do it for her since both of them videos have the green ass stripes.
I hope the fat slob is resting in bed all this time, and rest for a few more months, so when she decided to move the little muscles she has can't no longer hold her 599lbs.
Guess the double dates with Destiny and Dana will be on her bed... just like she planned.

 

[ruskayakatiusha]

Unpopular opinion:
I actually want Amber to lose a significant amount of weight
She would get a huge confidence boost and finally dump Becky, probably move to her own place, go out more, maybe get some friends and a new girlfriend
We would get much more hilarious content and new characters to discuss about
Amber would probably feel like a weight loss YouTube STAAWR and get really sassy and bitchy about it
I don't even want her to get fatter anymore, cause that just means that we will have an inactive thread in a couple of years and a dead cow. A legendary dead cow. But no more m*lk.

 

[JaneThough]

I agree her losing weight would be interesting, for the reasons you provide but also watching her come to terms with the fact that she’s destroyed her body and no amount of weight loss will unsag that skin.

But she’ll never do it.

 

[Turd Blossom]

DictionaryLynn would like everyone to know just how utterly obsessed the world is with her.

And in case you're wonding: Our principled gorl with her unimpeachable integrity and robust moral fiber would never, ever publicly mock someone, Boo Boo!

 

[Kimm13]

Most of the fat girls I knew in high school were really meek and nice to everybody just to be liked and had friends because they were aware of their own grotesque bodies. Except those select few that were extremely entitled coarse bitches that thought being mean to everyone they met and posting stupid rants on Facebook made them tough and funny. Exhibit A of the latter, Amberlynn, being a coarse, entitled moron on Facebook. That she would even pump herself up to look like she raised her little brothers is extremely deluded and thereby hilarious. Oh, Amber, you will never fail to be one of the stupidest people to have ever graced the farms.

My sister is a fat gorl. She's the most cocky arrogant little cunt I've ever met. She always has to be right if you dare try to say actually you're wrong because of x... she accuses you of acting like you know everything. She reminds me so much of Amber . In fact thinking about it they're really alike. She stopped seeing a therapist because she didn't like being told she has issues rather than other people being the issue. She claimed she was on anti anxiety tablets then stopped 3 weeks later because she was miraculously cured.