Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

iluvDestiny4EVA

2020Criscobabe.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Holy shit. That red dress bbwsweetpeaolka wears at 6:29--does anyone else see the muppet Janice?? You know, the blonde one with the big red lips? I swear, her stomach folds are Janice's lips and her tits are Janice's eyes.

Fuck, now that's all I see. I'm going to need a lot of booze to get that entire thing out of my head. If anyone wants an idea of what Al's lymphy laygs look like, the second dress she "models" has a nice slit that shows off her own blobby stumps.

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

Stop poking Amber or we might not get that video on the 31st. Albert giveth and Albert may taketh away.

 

[Pepper Jack]

If I had the fucks to give to do that, I'd sure as hell post the screenshots to prove it.
*Conspiracy theory. It's Amber running the account, just throwing out complete shit to garner interest in her latest shitty videos.

Lurk more faggot

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

0rang3ch1ck3n

I ran across bbwsweetpeaolka's newest Torrid haul today... Her dresses are kinda loose on her!

Spoiler: Woah, Nelly

Grey dress on the site: View attachment 913484

Thanks. My eyes are now damaged forever.

 

[ADHD]

Stop poking AOr we might not get that video on the 31st. Albert giveth and Albert may taketh away.

That would require her to put in effort to cancel a video she's already got scheduled, and as we know, putting in effort isn't really her thing.

 

[Snusmumriken]

That would require her to put in effort to cancel a video she's already got scheduled, and as we know, putting in effort isn't really her thing.

Agreed. In her tiny ham mind, there is no such thing as drafts or scrapped projects. If she put the “work” into it, she will not “waste” it.

 

[Zig Zag]

Yeah, I gave up on tracking her weight when it became obvious she was lyeeeen during every weigh-in. She's been visibly gaining while claiming to lose 4 ounces in a week, as if that matters when you're 500+ elbees Can't do good science with bad data.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Yeah, I gave up on tracking her weight when it became obvious she was lyeeeen during every weigh-in. She's been visibly gaining while claiming to lose 4 ounces in a week, as if that matters when you're 500+ elbees Can't do good science with bad data.

I can't remember if it was her or Chantal because all these bitches run together when they try to cop an attitude with us haydurrrrrsss. Anyway, one of them said something to the effect of that everyone trying to predict her weight should get a job at a carnival as one of those carnie whatevers that guesses weight/height.

Here's the thing, I can look at her and approximate given that I know her height, but I know I'll never hit the bulls-eye, she might take a shit and throw the whole thing off. However, screencaps don't lie. She is visibly bigger and she can say that it's "distribution" all she wants, but it's simply not. I don't know why these folks feel the need to double and triple down on shit like this. We have eyes, gorl.

 

[Dovahshit]

It would not surprise me if our gorl was a huge TJ Maxx fan. I would think she more or less shops at Ross.

Random Question: Is it just me or does Hamber rarely eat steak? If I had the kind of money Hamber has and the time her fat ass has, you would best believe I wouldn't be eating cheap food from Walmart. I am not making six figures now and I don't even shop at Wally World.

Is steak like pepperoni pizza and she just doesn't "like it" (lie), or is it because she doesn't know how to cook it? Come to think of it, I've never seen her eat salmon, either. The only ones who have a somewhat normal diet are the two sissies. It just seems her palate has never evolved from Jeff Foxworthy's Trailer Trash Breakfast cookbook.

She looks like a fuckin drunk, misbegotten, deformed vagabond Nord from Skyrim:
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hey leave the nords out of this, if anything she looks like something an orc shat out, slapped make up on it and let in fester in the hot sun.

 

[Barbarella]

Thanks. My eyes are now damaged forever.

Holy fuck.

How much does that thing weigh? How tall? I’m sure it took her days to film those four dresses and you could tell she wasn’t breathing at the end of each “dance” scene.

 

[Snusmumriken]

New theory before her August 31st vid goes up: it’s going to be absolutely nothing. No admission of weight or stopping her visits to the psychiatrist or any hiatus, her social media warning to the haydurs is going to be just as clickbaity as the title; 17 seconds of “you guys might not like this but...I’m gonna dye my rat hair blonde! ” and the rest of the video will be her eating microwaved sausage. She just wants to build up the hype so she can get more views when it finally releases, lahhying cunt.
Is there a rating opposite of optimistic? Pessimist rating?

 

[ADHD]

Maybe she's going to tell us she's decided her bra has been through enough and she's now going to go braless.

But yeah, it's going to be a hyped up clickbait bullshit nothingburger.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Maybe she's going to tell us she's decided her bra has been through enough and she's now going to go braless.

If so she should just go full hippy and stop shaving her armpits too. We already know she's not shaving them swollen laayyggs.

 

[ADHD]

If so she should just go full hippy and stop shaving her armpits too. We already know she's not shaving them swollen laayyggs.

I'd already assumed she didn't shave anything. Her armpits are probably as black as her knuckles so you wouldn't be able to tell if she shaved or not.

Have we actually gotten a view of her armpits to know for sure?

 

[Cataloons]

Have we actually gotten a view of her armpits to know for sure?

I'm not entirely sure that anyone can see her armpits without a whole lot of planning and effort. I certainly wouldn't trust a razor in that kind of blind alley.

 

[Single_Sock]

If so she should just go full hippy and stop shaving her armpits too. We already know she's not shaving them swollen laayyggs.

If she tried to shave her laaygs at this point she would drag the razor across them and just shave layers of skin and fat cells off, right down to the bone. I guess that would take care of that lymphedema situation, gorl.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

If she tried to shave her laaygs at this point she would drag the razor across them and just shave layers of skin and fat cells off, right down to the bone. I guess that would take care of that lymphedema situation, gorl.

Anyone else suddenly reminded of the shaving scene from Cabin Fever?

Spoiler

 

[Single_Sock]

Anyone else suddenly reminded of the shaving scene from Cabin Fever?

Spoiler

That was the imagery I was thinking of lol. I couldnt remember the name of the movie

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amber snapchatted this shitty collage she made to show off her make-up packaging through the years that was too good to throw away, when make-up Christmas gifts from Becky's family go right into the trash.

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Also, the stupid reddit mod compared more of her own art to this in an effort to show off that she can do shading. Won't post that because that's probably what she wants.