Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Rigor Meowtis said:
Sorry to go off topic, but is Hamber continuing to do the “100 days of uploading”? She said that she was going to take a break after uploading her video on the 31st, but that hasn’t been the case as she’s been uploading every single day since then. Who knows, she could not upload today.
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She did take a break. For 4 hours.
 
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Long time lurker here. Newbie. This is off topic but I've been reading pages on here. I've learned a lot about lardasslynn.
Do you think it's possible she and thumb are doing porn?
On the video that brillopad head Eric posted awhile back- thumb was cuddling on big AL in bed. Thumb said "hey can we make money doing this" or something like that.
I totally think it's possible since thumb sponges off AL.
God I hope this isn't autistic for my first post. 🙄
 
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Moonpie said:
Long time lurker here. Newbie. This is off topic but I've been reading pages on here. I've learned a lot about lardasslynn.
Do you think it's possible she and thumb are doing porn?
On the video that brillopad head Eric posted awhile back- thumb was cuddling on big AL in bed. Thumb said "hey can we make money doing this" or something like that.
I totally think it's possible since thumb sponges off AL.
God I hope this isn't autistic for my first post. 🙄
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Not a chance in cheesecake factory hell.

Plus they wouldn't need to do porn, Amber makes plenty from YouTube.
 
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bev said:
@Blotto I totally agree with you that the points you mentioned play an integral role in everything. But adding onto what @Cataloons posted, if we go for her having NPD (which tbh I didn't believe she had, but now am starting to change my mind); we need to keep two things in mind.

First, a diagnosis for NPD is more for the people in the affected person's personal life, so they have a way to rationalize and cope with that person's behavior. Powerlevel, but whatever it's relevant, I have a person close to me with recently diagnosed NPD. He's not a bad person, but he has his moments, and now we all understand why, and know how to process his behaviors even though the diagnosis didn't do much for him other than make him feel guilty since he didn't realize just how bad he was. Does that make sense? It's not really for them (the affected), it's for us.

Secondly, the only form of punishment that works for narcissists is impeding their finances because it directly impacts them and they can't brush off less money as someone else being unreasonable. Like, "You think I'm an asshole? Well no, you're judgemental for thinking that, so you're the real asshole here," doesn't hold the same weight as, "Oh damn, I'm not going to be able to buy the thing I want." This isn't speculation, it's fact.

Her GRWM video was the only video she's ever had taken down by YT. When she saw just how quickly and unpredictably her money could be taken away from her, she quickly went onto the defensive. It's the only threat that actually got to her, you see. Her body, social life, familial life, etc., falling apart didn't matter, but less money does.

She freaked out even more when she saw that her massive unpopularity and blackout on Instagram presented an even more realistic threat to her maintaining enough viewership and jeopardized her lifestyle as it is, like Blotto wrote--which is why she had to think very, very carefully about how she was expressing herself in her video. How can she victimize herself, but not make it obvious that she was mainly concerned with the video being taken down? In that moment, reality hit her because she was about to lose out on money. Anyway, all this just to say that that's probably the main motivation for her rehearsed chimpout video.
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I'm with Bev--money is one of the only two things that would get Big Al off her enormous ass and plotting. The other is the loss of her serf....she needs the Thumb and she thinks money gives her some kind of personal value she can lord over people. Lots of dosh makes her a successful, "good" person.
Other than that, she lacks self-awareness (and situational awareness) to such a massive degree I find it difficult to imagine her giving two shits about anything else. She's ruled entirely by her reptile brain...
 
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C3PBRO said:
This one is a day or two old and there's a lot to unpack;
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She's playing fatass roulette by counting her calories whether she goes over them or not, and tracking her weight to try and determine her alleged snowflake TDEE, instead of just picking a calorie limit and aiming for it like a normal person. She's acting like she's a very important experimental researcher as an excuse to keep eating the way she does, essentially.

I love this post because she tries to come across as Very Smart™ and then adds "to gain my knowledge" as the autistic cherry to this fail cake. *chef's kiss*
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I really hate to agree with anything Amber says, but if she really weights 563, her maintenance calories are 3903, so she would gain weight eating 3940 calories.
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This is the same bitch who thinks being awake and going through her daily “activities” is plenty of exercise. Wowzers. I mean, don’t worry, it’s not like your health is in critical condition or anything.
Bitch doesn’t realize that if she so much as falls, it’s a death sentence for her. She’s basically made herself bedbound but when she physically can’t get out of bed? That’s going to be a neverending torture, even for Lazylynn. And unless she takes drastic measures right this second, well what the fuck am I even talking about, this ain’t new. Keep doing you, boo boo. I’ll try not to laugh when you have to get a custom made bed pan to fit your fat shelf.
 
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Serial Grapist said:
@Moonpie
There is no need to ask the same question across three different threads. Maybe read through the site a little to See how people conduct themselves here and try not to take things too personal, none of us care ☺

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Thank you for being cool and the link. I was clicking on different things after I typed that post out and I have no idea how it came up on three different threads. I definitely didn't mean to. Can you delete a post?
 
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Moonpie said:
Thank you for being cool and the link. I was clicking on different things after I typed that post out and I have no idea how it came up on three different threads. I definitely didn't mean to. Can you delete a post?
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It’s cool. And don’t worry about the posts, if the mods decide something needs deleting they will take care of it.
 
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Gorlax said:
This is the same bitch who thinks being awake and going through her daily “activities” is plenty of exercise. Wowzers. I mean, don’t worry, it’s not like your health is in critical condition or anything.
Bitch doesn’t realize that if she so much as falls, it’s a death sentence for her. She’s basically made herself bedbound but when she physically can’t get out of bed? That’s going to be a neverending torture, even for Lazylynn. And unless she takes drastic measures right this second, well what the fuck am I even talking about, this ain’t new. Keep doing you, boo boo. I’ll try not to laugh when you have to get a custom made bed pan to fit your fat shelf.
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And the same person who thinks scratching herself counts as exercising.
 
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