Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

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.....ok gorl?

Gorl, people laugh at you, not with you.

 

[Probably your mom]

Hang on, could she have a baby? Isn’t it dangerous for someone that heavy to get pregnant? Aren’t larger women more at risk for miscarriages?

I’m not entertaining the idea that Becky could get her preggers because that’s not possible. But I don’t know if amber would be able to carry a baby at this point even if she had a man willing to donate his troops

 

[ADHD]

Hang on, could she have a baby? Isn’t it dangerous for someone that heavy to get pregnant? Aren’t larger women more at risk for miscarriages?

I’m not entertaining the idea that Becky could get her preggers because that’s not possible. But I don’t know if amber would be able to carry a baby at this point even if she had a man willing to donate his troops

It's very unlikely that Amber is still ovulating at this point, so probably not.

 

[Snusmumriken]

pregnant with 1 of everything off the menu.

Just 1?

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Hang on, could she have a baby? Isn’t it dangerous for someone that heavy to get pregnant? Aren’t larger women more at risk for miscarriages?

I’m not entertaining the idea that Becky could get her preggers because that’s not possible. But I don’t know if amber would be able to carry a baby at this point even if she had a man willing to donate his troops

Unlikely. She's way way way past the point where a medical coder would be tagging her records as a high risk pregnancy.

Massive women do occasionally get pregnant but as far as I know it's even more rare for them to carry to term. Being that big really does a number on your hormones and you'll see women half her size start to have very irregular periods or they'll stop altogether.

 

[Whatthefuck]

It's very unlikely that Amber is still ovulating at this point, so probably not.

Excuse you, she just had her annual period gorl. Jk

Does that mean she has like a 9 month fertile period?

 

[Silver Surfer]

Excuse you, she just had her annual period gorl. Jk

Does that mean she has like a 9 month fertile period?

No. When you ovulate, the hormones taper off naturally unless impregnation occurs.

 

[ADHD]

Excuse you, she just had her annual period gorl. Jk

Does that mean she has like a 9 month fertile period?

I found this when she last had her period:

The biology is simple: Basic cholesterol compounds in fat cells can get changed into a type of weak estrogen called estrone. Overweight or obese women carrying extra fat cells have "little estrone-making factories, which have an estrogenic effect on glands," explains Maria Arias, MD, a gynecologist at Atlanta Women's Specialists in Georgia.
https://www.everydayhealth.com/pms/weight-and-your-cycle.aspx
This added estrogen can cause bleeding or menstrual disorders. A woman may go months without ovulating, for example, but the uterine lining is still accumulating — to the point that it becomes unstable. Eventually, says Dr. Arias, a woman can have a period that "lets loose like a flood gate," with prolonged or very heavy bleeding.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Ah, one of my favorite Ambers--Starved for Attentionlynn.

So weird to see "Amber" and "starved" in the same sentence.

Excuse you, she just had her annual period gorl.

Yes, it came out in frozen cubes.

 

[Moonpie]

If she has PCOS it would be extremely hard to get pregnant. And that's with plain old obese PCOS. Not massive size like Al.

Of course this is silly to contemplate...seeing as how she's the size of an elephant and no man with any sense would hit that stinky fupa.

 

[Plague Dog]

Of course this is silly to contemplate...seeing as how she's the size of an elephant and no man with any sense would hit that stinky fupa.

I think you might be ignoring logistical problems too.

Ironically i think the only way it could happen would be with a turkey baster.

 

[fakegambit]

I want someone to put dramatic music over the clip of her talking about falling over and not being able to get up lmao

 

[Whatthefuck]

U

If she has PCOS it would be extremely hard to get pregnant. And that's with plain old obese PCOS. Not massive size like Al.

Of course this is silly to contemplate...seeing as how she's the size of an elephant and no man with any sense would hit that stinky fupa.

Unlike Chantal and Becks, I think PCOS may be the one thing she dodged the bullet on. She's fat, but that's only one symptom and it isn't a symptom that causes deathfattiness. She doesn't have facial hair, she doesn't have excessive hair in general unless you count the mop on her head and when she was a tad smaller it was pretty thick. Her general fat distribution isn't indicative unlike Becks and Chantal who are apple shaped. She most likely has diabetes, but that's a side effect of her size. She only has like 1 period a year, but, again, that's her size. Her endocrine system is probably fucked by now, but that's also obesity related.

Hamber is just pure glutton. That's the root diagnosis, everything else is secondary

 

[DeezMFnutz]

people will a-log you but really that's the best she can hope for. hell it's the best any of us can hope for

You just reached out... and touched a brotha's heart.

 

[Soda Sink]

So is Amber in her last hoorah right now? It is September, which means only a few more months of eating before she becomes a 170 lb dainty princess.

 

[Cuba Beluga]

Why are we even remotely entertaining this pregnancy nonsense? We’re all well aware of the many reasons that is not within the realm of possibility. I’m sure old tubs loves when we gossip about her self-planted rumors.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

There's no way Becky could have gotten Big Al pregnant. There's no possible way the massive cock that makes that trouser bulge Becky rocks would ever have fit inside Ambers teeny tiny itty bitty dainty princess hole.

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

So, during this 100 days of uploading... look at this fucking view count.
4.2 million? That blows my mind dude.
Esp considering that's not even taking in the people who view her shit via hayder channels.
This is views she's pulling on her own channel.

 

[Jeremy Renner]

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So, during this 100 days of uploading... look at this fucking view count.
4.2 million? That blows my mind dude.
Esp considering that's not even taking in the people who view her shit via hayder channels.
This is views she's pulling on her own channel.

We keep saying that eventually the money will disappear, but will it? 4 million views with minimal effort rakes in a lot of money for someone who satiates herself with dollar store notebooks and hello kitty stickers. It's not like she's paying for insurance.

 

[General Issue]

We keep saying that eventually the money will disappear, but will it? 4 million views with minimal effort rakes in a lot of money for someone who satiates herself with dollar store notebooks and hello kitty stickers. It's not like she's paying for insurance.

She's a deeply, deeply impulsive person, betting it'll all be spent in a few months.