Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[THOTto]

Good, it’ll match her shitty personality.

And her sad sad titties.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

It's luscious the amount of stupidity it takes to think that saying any of that helps matters. Stupid fucking cunt. You basically just spilled the beans that your lowlife mother and her whatever he is actively tried to cheat his ex-wife out of what she was awarded in court and then wished cancer on anyone who dared make that observation. This entire family is cancer.

I'm still trying to figure out how a fake marriage would help him in any way in re: to his obligations to his exwife. Could he be stupid enough to think that she won't be eligible for alimony anymore if HE's the one who gets remarried? I just don't see how a fake marriage is sticking it to his ex.

Considering misty seems as hinged as a broken door, I'm still undecided on whether the lie is that they ARE married or they AREN'T. Misty's claim that her husband was the one who married them in the marriage charade, well, that's not hard for anyone to imagine, with $10 and internet access, anyone can get ordained.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Norma should really email Null and tell him the truth! And then fill out an IC3 report to the FBI when he inevitably calls her a retar.d. And then not redact her information properly. That would be amazing.

I would actually pay to see that.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Even if they set out 'bait' for Frazzle, that doesn't change the fact that Norma kicked Jerry's own daughter from his house because she was a lesbian, and then tried to keep her personal items when she went to collect them.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I'm still trying to figure out how a fake marriage would help him in any way in re: to his obligations to his exwife. Could he be stupid enough to think that she won't be eligible for alimony anymore if HE's the one who gets remarried? I just don't see how a fake marriage is sticking it to his ex.

Considering misty seems as hinged as a broken door, I'm still undecided on whether the lie is that they ARE married or they AREN'T. Misty's claim that her husband was the one who married them in the marriage charade, well, that's not hard for anyone to imagine, with $10 and internet access, anyone can get ordained.

I honestly can't figure it out either. It makes zero fucking sense UNLESS they did it because there was something in the divorce paperwork that stipulated that Frazzle would be covered under his insurance until such time as he got remarried. However, I would imagine that official paperwork would be required to modify that. If they forged that they're well and truly fucked, but I doubt they're that smart.

I honestly don't know what kind of "trap" they were trying here. Also, fucking scummy, nasty fucking people. Dumb as a box of rocks, every one of them.

Is it truly any surprise Jerry and Norma met working at WalMart? Seems to be quite the KY social scene.

 

[marjoram]

Norma should really email Null and tell him the truth! And then fill out an IC3 report to the FBI when he inevitably calls her a retar.d. And then not redact her information properly. That would be amazing.

Sent from your iPhone

 

[sperginity]

We were talking about how to do it that's not really the same thing as "a bunch of people encouraging reporting" but okay

on another note. everyone go report this video. don't give me that " ouhhh I don't wanna give her a view" bullshit. report that shit and get it demonetized. thanks for exposing these fucking pricks @FrazzleCakes .

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I'm still trying to figure out how a fake marriage would help him in any way in re: to his obligations to his exwife. Could he be stupid enough to think that she won't be eligible for alimony anymore if HE's the one who gets remarried? I just don't see how a fake marriage is sticking it to his ex.

Because this entire trash clan are a bunch of evil, petty emotional thugs, and they thought putting pics of their marriage ceremony on FB would stick a knife in Frazzle's heart and hurt her. You win, Norma! You get the dick of a felon someone sued to get away from AND cancer!

 

[ZapThePickle]

I skimmed... couldn't find it or maybe I am just stupid and missed it...

What is this Becky cheating ordeal or trying to cheat? Can I be pointed to the post(s)

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I skimmed... couldn't find it or maybe I am just stupid and missed it...

What is this Becky cheating ordeal or trying to cheat? Can I be pointed to the post(s)

If it's what I think you're talking about, it's in this thread.

tl;dr is Becky kept hitting on her coworker before and after she was living with AL (and before and after her coworker became her stepsister) saying they could all be "one big happy family".

 

[Rokko]

The comments are going about as well as you might expect. But according to Amber, the "CRAZIEST" thing about this entire scenario is that there has been "NO LIES"! Once again our poor, selfless gorl has been the hapless victim of terrible rumors.

Rumors & Tumors

 

[CindyChafe]

Rumors & Tumors

That’s a good name for this saga.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Rumors & Tumors

This sounds like a perfect name for Chantal and Big Al's girl group should they ever decide to truly join forces: Chantal with her weird warbly voice and endless supply of cat songs, and Amber has her sick dance moves.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

This sounds like a perfect name for Chantal and Big Al's girl group should they ever decide to truly join forces: Chantal with her weird warbly voice and endless supply of cat songs, and Amber has her sick dance moves.

The description perfectly captions Amberlynn.
''This channel isn't just about weight loss. It's about ME! Remember to subscribe(: OPEN FOR MY INFO! ''

 

[XenomorphThot]

This sounds like a perfect name for Chantal and Big Al's girl group should they ever decide to truly join forces: Chantal with her weird warbly voice and endless supply of cat songs, and Amber has her sick dance moves.

A bit off topic to the post, but about the vid linked: did Amber post it hoping it'd go viral the way Whitney's vid went? Unless Amber's was first lol I am not savvy on these timelines.

 

[90dayJakster]

This sounds like a perfect name for Chantal and Big Al's girl group should they ever decide to truly join forces: Chantal with her weird warbly voice and endless supply of cat songs, and Amber has her sick dance moves.

Amber should buy Chantal a plane ticket to Kentucky. Then, they should have their first gig at the Cheesecake factory. Amber's stage name would be binge monster, while Chantal's would be dingle berry queen.

 

[Zig-Zag the Grand Vizier]

Breaking news: Amber's scale is broken.
I had a short convo with customer service about the "H" symbol that appears on Amber's scale. I also posted in the "Highly Requested Weigh-In 09/12/19" thread but I think this is significant enough to copy over here too. (Sorry for the brevity. Phoneposting is a hassle.)

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amber should buy Chantal two plane tickets to Kentucky. Then, they should have their first gig at the Cheesecake factory. Amber's stage name would be binge monster, while Chantal's would be dingle berry queen.

FTFY

 

[irishAzoth]

Breaking news: Amber's scale is broken.
I had a short convo with customer service about the "H" symbol that appears on Amber's scale. I also posted in the "Highly Requested Weigh-In 09/12/19" thread but I think this is significant enough to copy over here too. (Sorry for the brevity. Phoneposting is a hassle.)

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On top of all this drama we got a broken scale

This is getting SO good
welcome to 600+ amberlynn

edit: exceptional individuality gone

 

[canadiancxnt]

exceptional individual

On top of all this drama we got a broken scale

This is getting SO good
welcome to 600+ amberlynn

I wonder if she’ll make it to 700. Hell, or 30 at this rate.