Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Zig-Zag the Grand Vizier]

For the record, my engineering friend said the "H" could possibly stand for "hysteresis", which could either mean that the scale sensor is broken or Amber can't stand still for long enough for the scale to register an accurate reading so it eventually gives up.

 

[Whatthefuck]

For the record, my engineering friend said the "H" could possibly stand for "hysteresis", which could either mean that the scale sensor is broken or Amber can't stand still for long enough for the scale to register an accurate reading so it eventually gives up.

You know, the latter is totally plausible. She teeter totters when she stands and I doubt she can keep her balance. Remember how long it always takes to get a reading. I think it's been mentioned before how odd that is.

 

[Bliss]

You know, the latter is totally plausible. She teeter totters when she stands and I doubt she can keep her balance. Remember how long it always takes to get a reading. I think it's been mentioned before how odd that is.

Either way the scale is a LAH.
600lb Amber theory is still in the air!

 

[Phalanx]

FUCKING YES!!!!!!
I was thinking the scale was broken or had a cap before it stresses out and cannot register, the same thing happened to Chantel. The more expensive scales tell you if there is a fault with them.

There is no fucking way her in January compared to that image at Eric's birthday are the same fucking weight in fact lighter utter bullshit.

What is even funnier though is this stupid cunt puts on AND FUCKING BELIEVES SHE IS LIGHTER even after seeing herself at Eric's birthday

TRULY EXCEPTIONAL that is some Chris Chan Clow World shit right there.

sorry I am laughing so hard right now this is too funny first suicidelynn, then scammlynn now stupidlynn cant READ.

 

[ImJustAbitSwollen]

the H stands for "holy fuck"

 

[Pepper Jack]

Breaking news: Amber's scale is broken.
I had a short convo with customer service about the "H" symbol that appears on Amber's scale. I also posted in the "Highly Requested Weigh-In 09/12/19" thread but I think this is significant enough to copy over here too. (Sorry for the brevity. Phoneposting is a hassle.)

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So bolth Amber and Chantal have broken scales?

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I am just getting caught up on everything involving Amberlynn ... And holy shit. Everyone involved with the making of her channel are pieces of garbage. I used to have a little amount of sympathy for Becky ... But that is definitely long gone. The two of them are despicable and worthless human beings.

On top of that, we pretty much have a loose confirmation that Amber is at the 600 el bee mark. It was downright impossible for her to be ballooning up like that and somehow still staying within the same weight range. Her scale's broken. Hilarious.

I would say that she's ignorant about the scale being broken because she can be that dumb a lot of the time, but she gets off on lying all of the time ... So if I had to bet, she knows that scale isn't working.

 

[Pepper Jack]

FTFY

I am picturing Chantal taking up 2 airplane seats and her gunt resting on the tray tables.

 

[Moonpie]

This sounds like a perfect name for Chantal and Big Al's girl group should they ever decide to truly join forces: Chantal with her weird warbly voice and endless supply of cat songs, and Amber has her sick dance moves.

Hahaha how have I missed this one?
Hilarious!
She honestly thinks she's got the moves.

That poor obese beagle behind her. Hope massive ass didn't fall backwards and smush him.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

And HOW did she break the scale?

Let's guess...


SHE.
IS.
FAT.

 

[Soda Sink]

Hahaha how have I missed this one?
Hilarious!
She honestly thinks she's got the moves.

That poor obese beagle behind her. Hope massive ass didn't fall backwards and smush him.

Oh, you haven't heard? Amber used to be on a dance team when she was younger. She even choreographed their routines. You bitches could never.

 

[Dovahshit]

And HOW did she break the scale?

Let's guess...


SHE.
IS.
FAT.

nah the scale commited sepukku

 

[marjoram]

Oh, you haven't heard? Amber used to be on a dance team when she was younger. She even choreographed their routines. You bitches could never.

And even won awards for it!! She would have had a stellar career if she hadn't opted instead for being a professional grifter and glutton. The world has truly lost out......

 

[Blathersnake]

Hmm, Amber seems awfully quiet today. Is her next video going to be an "eat with me", " Torrid haul" or a video crying about all the haydurs out there making things hard for her, Necky and Necky's family?


I'm going with a try on Torrid haul to try and distract away from the garbage fire surrounding Necky's family.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

And even won awards for it!! She would have had a stellar career if she hadn't opted instead for being a professional grifter and glutton. The world has truly lost out......

The funny thing is, she seems to rhuuully enjoy dancing. And she's not terrible at it considering her size (or maybe I'm just mistaking unintentional fat wobbles for a bit of rhythm). She makes a huge deal over exercise and waddle-toddling to the tree and back. But if she just turned on music and danced (remember the other day she told us she had memorized dance routines from tictoc), she'd probably free up enough calories for a double orrrnge chikn. No, seriously, if she danced around daily, she might notice some weight loss.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Amber should buy Chantal a plane ticket to Kentucky. Then, they should have their first gig at the Cheesecake factory. Amber's stage name would be binge monster, while Chantal's would be dingle berry queen.

Chantal's name would be Bosley Hair Loss clinic, who ya kidding?

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Hmm, Amber seems awfully quiet today. Is her next video going to be an "eat with me", " Torrid haul" or a video crying about all the haydurs out there making things hard for her, Necky and Necky's family?


I'm going with a try on Torrid haul to try and distract away from the garbage fire surrounding Necky's family.

Anyone else in her position would stay away from hauls right now. Anything flexing her money would be in really poor taste.

So...just another Tuesday for Amberlynn then.

You're probably right. It'll be another $400 Torrid Haul that she won't even try on. Or something really REALLY dumb, like Bubble Wrap ASMR. She'll apologize for lighting. She'll be sitting the whole time. Everything will be a "situation."

If she doesn't acknowledge the GoFundMe scam anymore, then it'll get buried eventually. Or so she hopes.

 

[Blathersnake]

Anyone else in her position would stay away from hauls right now. Anything flexing her money would be in really poor taste.

So...just another Tuesday for Amberlynn then.

You're probably right. It'll be another $400 Torrid Haul that she won't even try on. Or something really REALLY dumb, like Bubble Wrap ASMR. She'll apologize for lighting. She'll be sitting the whole time. Everything will be a "situation."

If she doesn't acknowledge the GoFundMe scam anymore, then it'll get buried eventually. Or so she hopes.

Yeah but she is too stupid to think about how flexing would look right now, she would however think that the haydurs would talk about her weight or the clothes being too small instead.


However she might just be laying low until she thinks it's blown over.

Or... her and Necky broke up and it's an even bigger dumpster fire in that house at the moment.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Hmm, Amber seems awfully quiet today. Is her next video going to be an "eat with me", " Torrid haul" or a video crying about all the haydurs out there making things hard for her, Necky and Necky's family?
I'm going with a try on Torrid haul to try and distract away from the garbage fire surrounding Necky's family.

I have to say I'm a little curious what our gorl will decide on. Presumably Becky will be gone attending to her mom, so poor Amber will be left alone with the fags who clearly are fully over her shit.

I would guess another "eat with me" but unless her faithful manservant fetched Amber a Taco Bell party pack before taking off, she's probably out of luck because Erik and Ricky certainly aren't going to be making any fast food runs for our starving gorl and I think the days of Ricky cooking communal feasts for all of them to enjoy are clearly over.

Poor gorl is probably going to be forced to order one of those delicious double-cheese pizzas she hates out of pure necessity, but rather than show us that, she'll cobble together a short video unboxing some plus-sized earreeens from Torrid she got a couple weeks ago, make a short mention of how intenselyworried she is about Becky's mom and how truly awful the haydurs are, then show us the cover of one of her many untouched journals while claiming that she's filled it with her ahhmazeen deep thoughts and poetry about how Becky's mother's cancer journey has impacted her.

Or: it'll just be a "What character on Friends am I" quiz that she found on Facebook and she will be under the mistaken impression that she's a Phoebe.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

My guess is tonight's video will costar Destiny as Amber's babysitter while Becky and her tard fists are off attending to the garbage clan matriarch as she dies numerous times under anesthesia.