Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Hey look what I found
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It’s an actual Horrid magazine. I’d never seen one before.
 
Wow this is some kiddy shit

Grow the fuck up, Amber, you're 28, you should know by now not everything will always go your way and you just have to suck it up, that's one of the things life is about, but no, as soon as something minor doesn't go her way she gets all depressed and the binge eating monster starts to control her

And don't even dare to DM her about what she ment by that because it's none of your business honey boo boo put I'll still bitch about it anyways
 
I wonder why she just doesn't use one of those cheap hard plastic kiddie pools and sit a bariatric shower chair in it. Even get a couple portable shower curtain racks if she's worried about people staring at her. She's got nothing left to lose, might as well just just do it.

The first step in dealing with addiction is admitting you have a problem.

If she bought a walker or a shower chair or even a mobility scooter, she's admitting she needs it because she has a problem.

It's the same reason why she blames her mental health for not being able to do things. When in reality everyone knows she's lazy and tired all the time and straight up is just dying.

Look at the 100 days of uploading challenge. She had a few days left and just quit. I think because she ran out of old videos to upload and was too lazy to film anything else. Yet comes back a couple days later with videos? Yeah, cuz Destiny is back and she's happy to have her around and actually wants to get off her shelf butt and fawn over her.

Getting a shower chair would mean the haters are right. And for whatever reason, she lives her life to prove the haters wrong.

Also I believe she genuinely doesn't like taking showers. There's proof when she lived with Krystle, her parents would ask her to take a shower because she wouldn't do it on her own. And that was back when she had mobility. I hate to repeat myself but I swear it's because of arrested development. When you're a kid you just don't care about that stuff and she is just a giant child.

I've seen people on My 600 Lb Life that weigh just as much as Amber get up and shower or hire a nurse to come in and help them. They know they have a problem but they also don't want infections and have some semblance of self respect because they still keep themselves clean.
 
So lets crack her message because Fatty is so incredibly surface level she lacks any kind of complex thought.

So much on my mind. - Destiny is not around and Amber is panicking because the jig is up she cannot pretend to like Becky's family and the real discord in her life that is the frictions relationship of her and Becky is public. Also Amber FUCKING DESPISES having no control she is narc as fuck and narcs hate that shit.

Obsessive thought are most likely - Destiny being back and the fact Norma is asking to talk to Charlie Gold and other outlets which poses a multitude of possibilities which could really fuck her up;
1 - A lot of her behaviours being public in which Becky's family WILL throw her underneath the bus.
2 - She panics of losing figurative power over the people around her and one of hers is ERIC with Norma blowing it, it allows Eric to push as he has nothing to fear and in actuality Amber financial clout is not so much as they realise.
Remember only a handful of people have ousted Amber and now the pressure is on her mental because she has no where to go now.
3 - Muh Mental pandering, Amber is doing vlogger 101 and screaming muh mental, muh mental. I also think this has to do with Norma as she will reveal if she went to the psych or not which most of us highly doubt.

The worrying about shit is definitely an indicator of this. This is interesting as we have not seen a true Amber Panik arc yet but shit this will be interesting.

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It’s an actual Horrid magazine. I’d never seen one before.

CHARLIE HARAMBE GOLD REALNESS GORRRRLS
 
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So lets crack her message because Fatty is so incredibly surface level she lacks any kind of complex thought.

So much on my mind. - Destiny is not around and Amber is panicking because the jig is up she cannot pretend to like Becky's family and the real discord in her life that is the frictions relationship of her and Becky is public. Also Amber FUCKING DESPISES having no control she is narc as fuck and narcs hate that shit.

Obsessive thought are most likely - Destiny being back and the fact Norma is asking to talk to Charlie Gold and other outlets which poses a multitude of possibilities which could really fuck her up;
1 - A lot of her behaviours being public in which Becky's family WILL throw her underneath the bus.
2 - She panics of losing figurative power over the people around her and one of hers is ERIC with Norma blowing it, it allows Eric to push as he has nothing to fear and in actuality Amber financial clout is not so much as they realise.
Remember only a handful of people have ousted Amber and now the pressure is on her mental because she has no where to go now.
3 - Muh Mental pandering, Amber is doing vlogger 101 and screaming muh mental, muh mental. I also think this has to do with Norma as she will reveal if she went to the psych or not which most of us highly doubt.

The worrying about shit is definitely an indicator of this. This is interesting as we have not seen a true Amber Panik arc yet but shit this will be interesting.

I'm certainly curious to see how the Williams Klan Blowout saga is going to play out going forward. Its that sort of precarious where Albert won't lose her channel, but she certainly will be exposed, which will incite rages and binging. She'll still have her feeder/freak show money, but the dynamic of her channel will switch yet again. Will she hunker down and lose some weight for the thumbs up, or will she give us what we all want and abandon all shame for dem laaaaaaaygs and shitty personal drama livestreams?

CHARLIE HARAMBE GOLD REALNESS GORRRRLS

Charlie on deck for that sponsorship, maybe her own spread
Albert would fucking chimp :story:
 
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I'm certainly curious to see how the Williams Klan Blowout saga is going to play out going forward. Its that sort of precarious where Albert won't lose her channel, but she certainly will be exposed, which will incite rages and binging. She'll still have her feeder/freak show money, but the dynamic of her channel will switch yet again. Will she hunker down and lose some weight for the thumbs up

Not in this lifetime, she won't. Too much work.

or will she give us what we all want and abandon all shame for dem laaaaaaaygs and shitty personal drama livestreams?

Narcs don't have any sense of shame. Even if she did, she put that aside long, long ago. But a layg reveal would make her tons of money. She's all about getting that coin, so if things got really, really bad, I could see that as a last resort situation type deal thing she might do.
 
Kinda OT but with the return of Destiny and comparisons to Becky, I think it's worth discussing.

I don't believe Amber loves or has ever loved Destiny. I believe she loved what Destiny represented. With Destiny, Amber had her first taste of independence and adulthood. She had to listen to authority (Krystle's parents, Kasey's mom, her grandma, her foster parents, etc) all her life which all prevented her from binging to her heart's content. With Destiny, she was alone. She could do whatever she wanted. She didn't have to hide anymore and totally was able to indulge in her vices. Destiny didn't stop her because this was Destiny's first relationship away from home, too. But they managed to hold each other somewhat in check since Destiny refused to quit her job and Amber joined her in order to keep an eye on her. Destiny's era was full of hope, exploration, and growth.

But then Amber became a total bitch towards Destiny and Destiny left. If she truly loved her, Amber wouldn't have treated her so poorly.

The Becky era is more representative of defeat. She settled. Becky settled. They both know that they don't like each other but they doubt that they'd find better. There's nothing going on. Every day it's the same routine, but with that routine comes comfort and predictability Amber doesn't like that. She wants those same experiences that Destiny's era came with, but doesn't want to do any of the work that came along with it. If Amber left Becky and Destiny took her back, Amber would still be just as miserable as she is now because she wouldn't be willing to change any of the other aspects of her life that were different in that era.

TL;DR: Amber never loved Destiny or Becky bc narcs only ever love themselves.
 
She's never had control of the narrative but has managed to convince herself otherwise. The curtain is starting to rise in what passes for her brain & she's in full on panic mode. I don't think D&D had a 'family situation'. I think they couldn't handle any more of Amber's cloying emotional neediness & puke inducing flirting. And as much as she wants to think she's dainty hawt stuff & given time can get Destiny back - ain't gonna happen. No control over Becky's family & entourage. The 'boys' have new friend who can actually DO things & Becky may spend some time away with her family, especially if treatment makes her mother really ill. What does that leave her? No education, no skills, no more independence than a toddler, no intellectual curiosity, can't cook, clean, or do anything else useful; almost bedbound & nothing in her head except lots of stupid to obsess over. She'll next upload either an epic whiny, pity party with lots of crumpled faces & a few squeezed out tears or a mukbang to try & deflect attention from the issues people want her to address.
 
Way to go, gorls -
Amber read about that common law marriage shit and got spooked, now she's stressin' about how to keep her shekels away from the Williams Klan

My bad.

Her fantasy of ditching Becky for Density is probably jeopardized by the possibility of dividing assets with the former. I don't know if it works like that in KY, but we know how the car is "theirs" until it's suddenly "hers" even though Becky is the only one who uses it (and in an actual divorce court would doubtless be awarded it). Imagine how her stomach sank when the idea of half her bank account vanishing crossed her mind. Sure she's been Googling up a storm... and eating to soothe her stomach...


Edit: And in under a minute of Googling, I've discovered that KY isn't a common-law state and doesn't recognize common-law marriage. Settle down AL, your money is safe.
 
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Kinda OT but with the return of Destiny and comparisons to Becky, I think it's worth discussing.

I don't believe Amber loves or has ever loved Destiny. I believe she loved what Destiny represented. With Destiny, Amber had her first taste of independence and adulthood. She had to listen to authority (Krystle's parents, Kasey's mom, her grandma, her foster parents, etc) all her life which all prevented her from binging to her heart's content. With Destiny, she was alone. She could do whatever she wanted. She didn't have to hide anymore and totally was able to indulge in her vices. Destiny didn't stop her because this was Destiny's first relationship away from home, too. But they managed to hold each other somewhat in check since Destiny refused to quit her job and Amber joined her in order to keep an eye on her. Destiny's era was full of hope, exploration, and growth.

But then Amber became a total bitch towards Destiny and Destiny left. If she truly loved her, Amber wouldn't have treated her so poorly.

The Becky era is more representative of defeat. She settled. Becky settled. They both know that they don't like each other but they doubt that they'd find better. There's nothing going on. Every day it's the same routine, but with that routine comes comfort and predictability Amber doesn't like that. She wants those same experiences that Destiny's era came with, but doesn't want to do any of the work that came along with it. If Amber left Becky and Destiny took her back, Amber would still be just as miserable as she is now because she wouldn't be willing to change any of the other aspects of her life that were different in that era.

TL;DR: Amber never loved Destiny or Becky bc narcs only ever love themselves.
She was totally in love with Destiny. AL thought making a bunch of YouTube money would keep D around, so she quit her job, got fatter and more immobile, got possessive and it blew up in her face. Destiny got all her toys on Christmas and then fucked off.
 
Kinda OT but with the return of Destiny and comparisons to Becky, I think it's worth discussing.

I don't believe Amber loves or has ever loved Destiny. I believe she loved what Destiny represented. With Destiny, Amber had her first taste of independence and adulthood. She had to listen to authority (Krystle's parents, Kasey's mom, her grandma, her foster parents, etc) all her life which all prevented her from binging to her heart's content. With Destiny, she was alone. She could do whatever she wanted. She didn't have to hide anymore and totally was able to indulge in her vices. Destiny didn't stop her because this was Destiny's first relationship away from home, too. But they managed to hold each other somewhat in check since Destiny refused to quit her job and Amber joined her in order to keep an eye on her. Destiny's era was full of hope, exploration, and growth.

But then Amber became a total bitch towards Destiny and Destiny left. If she truly loved her, Amber wouldn't have treated her so poorly.

The Becky era is more representative of defeat. She settled. Becky settled. They both know that they don't like each other but they doubt that they'd find better. There's nothing going on. Every day it's the same routine, but with that routine comes comfort and predictability Amber doesn't like that. She wants those same experiences that Destiny's era came with, but doesn't want to do any of the work that came along with it. If Amber left Becky and Destiny took her back, Amber would still be just as miserable as she is now because she wouldn't be willing to change any of the other aspects of her life that were different in that era.

TL;DR: Amber never loved Destiny or Becky bc narcs only ever love themselves.

I also think Destiny cheating on and dumping her did a real number on her narcissistic sense of self. I'm sure she'd like a do-over just to be the one to do the dumping.
 
Amberlynn being madly in love with Destiny is a meme in my opinion. Narcs aren't capable of truly loving anyone.

She was just over the moon to have a bitch that wasn't camera shy because she had her heart set on being a vlogger. Once she got used to Destiny she took her for granted and treated her like shit just as she did Krystle. It proved that Amberlynn doesn't know how to deal with people, even those she supposedly has chemistry with. There was more to her relationship with Destiny than what you see in comedy compilation videos--which is all most people have even seen of Destiny.
 
Amberlynn being madly in love with Destiny is a meme in my opinion. Narcs aren't capable of truly loving anyone.
She loved being around destiny for sure, and I can understand why. Destiny seems to have fun with her life at least, she makes jokes a lot. Becky is like fucking Eeyore, mopey and slow. Her other girlfriends all kinda blend together because they didn't seem to have a lot of personality.
 
She absolutely said it, back in January.
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My favorite part (and the most telling imo) is that Amber assumes that the person is implying that she and Becky stink instead of, you know, realizing that the person is just stating the fact that sex has a distinct, bad odor. Sweat, saliva, and pussy juices stink. Having sex 10 times a day guarantees that your room smells like all of that regardless of your size. Had Amber really ever had decent sex, she'd know that. Just saying.
 
Not all fat people smell probably. But since our gorl can’t even be bothered to clean out her bellybutton to the point that it started rotting and bleeding I’d say it is safe to say she stinks.
maybe not all, but that requiers a lot of discipline concerning hygiene, not weighing over 300 lbs etc.

the lad i talked about earlier (the one of 400 lbs and reeked of sour milk) has lost over 200 lbs and doesnt reek of milk anymore due to simple weight loss.

so it comes to cleaning your fatty fuck body 2 times a day and taking care of your clothes every day or losing weight to be Under 300 lbs atleast

Edit: 10 times a week?
didnt know wiping her vagina after a pee pee was counted as sex
 
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