Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Way to go, gorls -
Amber read about that common law marriage shit and got spooked, now she's stressin' about how to keep her shekels away from the Williams Klan
There's no Common Law Marriage in Kentucky. It would only be recognised if they undertook one in a state where it is recognised, then Kentucky would likely acknowledge it in a split. https://melissadosslaw.com/myth-common-law-marriage/ etc etc - a google will reveal. Becky needs to keep her cash cow alive, happy - and at home - or she's shit out of luck.

Coincidentally this is also the loophole Norma is exploiting for benefits (not really being married).
 
If she doesn't like Snapchat's shitty filters she could always learn to use Photoshop and edit her pictures that way. She's got a laptop more than capable of it.

Oh, wait, effort, Amber, right, not happening.
 
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and I'm sure no one watching you wants to watch an ad every sixty seconds but we don't always get what we want gorl

she gets pissy about the most ridiculous things.

Big Al doesn't want "ads spreading across her face", huh? Hell, bitch could rent out her ass end as a billboard. Get another revenue stream working....
 
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AL is thirstposting an awful lot now. Her fucking chestfat posing as cleav.
 
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AL is thirstposting an awful lot now. Her fucking chestfat posing as cleav.
Just got home from what? Holding the hand of the dying in hospice? Cleaning the kitchen at a homeless shelter? Isolating nucleotides? It could be any of those things, her life is so rich and rewarding!
 
Just got home from what? Holding the hand of the dying in hospice? Cleaning the kitchen at a homeless shelter? Isolating nucleotides? It could be any of those things, her life is so rich and rewarding!
From scootypuffing her way round Wommart, since it's almost October our gorl has to start christmas shoppeeeen
 
Ok so I have a random rant about old news but I still wanted to share. When she did her daily weight during the 100 days, I always felt that she was manipulating her weigh-ins in some way but I didn't know how. But I just realized that the dates are all wrong.

She said her last weigh-in (day 30) was on 7/16. She said that she got her wisdom tooth removed on day 17 which would have been on 7/3.
However, at the beginning of her wisdom tooth video, she said that Becky's family got really bad news... the gofundme says Norma was diagnosed on 7/18.

She would explain this away with 3626 excuses but it's enough proof to me to confirm that she manipulated her "backlog" of videos to support her narrative.
 
Al is glamming herself up lately. It’s a nice change, but it won’t distract people from the fact that she’s 600 pounds. Her cleavage still looks like a butt crack. She shows off her body like she’s 115 pounds with a 23” waist and 34DD boobs. I don’t get it. It’s still weird how Al acts like she’s only slightly overweight and not a mega deathfat. I guarantee that if Al were the 115 pound waif I described, she would probably be one of the most narcissistic Instagram “models” out there. It’s a good thing she doesn’t have that in her favor because she’d use those looks to manipulate even more people than she does now.
 
Al is glamming herself up lately. It’s a nice change, but it won’t distract people from the fact that she’s 600 pounds. Her cleavage still looks like a butt crack. She shows off her body like she’s 115 pounds with a 23” waist and 34DD boobs. I don’t get it. It’s still weird how Al acts like she’s only slightly overweight and not a mega deathfat. I guarantee that if Al were the 115 pound waif I described, she would probably be one of the most narcissistic Instagram “models” out there. It’s a good thing she doesn’t have that in her favor because she’d use those looks to manipulate even more people than she does now.

Hey now....she can't wipe her ass without help, can barely waddle (and not without getting out of breath), has terrible hygiene, has no one who actually likes her except for the money they think they can get from her, can't drive, can't go anywhere on her own - a gorl's gotta have some fantasies and dreams, right?

(Even if she never does a single fucking thing about them.)
 
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AL is thirstposting an awful lot now. Her fucking chestfat posing as cleav.
Rate me autistic or dumb, but am I the only one who noticed the super deep piercing scar?

She had them in for a while, but not enough time to grant her such a deep, noticeable scar. Could that also be a sign of the diabetes she most certainly doesn't have?
 
Al is glamming herself up lately. It’s a nice change, but it won’t distract people from the fact that she’s 600 pounds. Her cleavage still looks like a butt crack. She shows off her body like she’s 115 pounds with a 23” waist and 34DD boobs. I don’t get it. It’s still weird how Al acts like she’s only slightly overweight and not a mega deathfat. I guarantee that if Al were the 115 pound waif I described, she would probably be one of the most narcissistic Instagram “models” out there. It’s a good thing she doesn’t have that in her favor because she’d use those looks to manipulate even more people than she does now.

She would still have a chin like Bruce Campbell and worse hygiene then a WWI soldier in the trenches.
 
Rate me autistic or dumb, but am I the only one who noticed the super deep piercing scar?

She had them in for a while, but not enough time to grant her such a deep, noticeable scar. Could that also be a sign of the diabetes she most certainly doesn't have?
How big/noticeable a scar is isn't necessarily determined by how long the piercing is worn. Without going on a whole off-topic exposition about piercings, I'll say that how well and how quickly scars heal is subjective. Would AL's have faded more if she weren't a malnourished 600-pounder with raging untreated beetus and overall terrible health&hygiene? Probably...
but maybe not
 
How big/noticeable a scar is isn't necessarily determined by how long the piercing is worn.
Whether a piercing will completely close up after the jewelry is taken out can indeed depend on how long the piercing is worn.
Some piercings naturally heal better than others. Lip, Tongue, Labret, and other oral piercings tend to heal a lot quicker than things such as cartilage or surface piercings. With any piercing, the longer you have it and keep jewelry in it, the longer it will take to close. If a piercing is fully healed, you’ve had the jewelry in place for longer than a year, and you take the jewelry out, chances are very good that the hole will shrink, but not close completely and look as if it were never there. You will likely always see a small divot where the jewelry was placed in the skin.


One benefit of being able to see the divot is that, if you change your mind and want to wear jewelry again, you may be able to have the piercing tapered open, and put your jewelry back in. We strongly recommend you see a piercer to taper your piercing back open, as sometimes (as in the case of oral piercings) one side of the piercing can stay open, while the other side closes completely.


If you get pierced, and decide in the first several weeks that you simply don’t like the piercing, removing the jewelry may leave less of a scar, and the piercing may heal completely closed. If you change your mind, and want the area repierced, there is usually no problem doing so, as long as you allow several weeks for the area to completely close and heal.
 
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