Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mad Asshatter]

At this point, why not go for a large minivan? That way she could have the Beckster shove the mattress in the back like the superfats on M600PL do whenever they want to take a road trip? We'll get some nice shots of Amber bouncing and jiggling like a bowl of angry jello in an earthquake whenever the van goes over a bump.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

MrsLoveMom

I do believe in her last few videos, she has been sitting in the back seats. Poor darling cant wedge herself up front anymore

Are you shittin' me? Bitch would have trouble wedging herself in the back of a U-Haul truck!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

This may be kind of off topic, but YouTube suggested this to me today. It's a professional weight lifter eating 6,000 calories in a day, which is apparently part of his routine. I feel like I read on here that someone did the math and figured out that to maintain her mass, Big Al was having to eat at least 5,000 calories a day. Since she's clearly gaining still, who knows how much she actually eats. It's kind of stunning to see how much food it actually takes to get that many calories in. Admittedly, this guy didn't eat insanely calorically dense food like Amber does, but Jesus Christ. He spent all day eating.

🍳 Full Day of Eating 🍔 | Fouad Abiad | 6003 Calories

Kaged Muscle athlete and IFBB Pro, Fouad Abiad, shows us how he eats to grow during the off-season. Join along as he cooks up some of his favorite bulking me...

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[giga melt]

At this point, why not go for a large minivan? That way she could have the Beckster shove the mattress in the back like the superfats on M600PL do whenever they want to take a road trip? We'll get some nice shots of Amber bouncing and jiggling like a bowl of angry jello in an earthquake whenever the van goes over a bump.

Buying a minivan would be admitting to the haydurs that she's too fat for a car. She won't even buy something nice like an SUV or pick up which would be easier to heft herself in and out of because of the height and handles and shit.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Buying a minivan would be admitting to the haydurs that she's too fat for a car. She won't even buy something nice like an SUV or pick up which would be easier to heft herself in and out of because of the height and handles and shit.

But she has T Rex arms, and can't bend her legs. I just can't picture her climbing in and out of anything where the bottom of the vehicle is anywhere above shin height. Well, this is a lie, I can picture it, but only for the hilarity that would ensue.

 

[ADHD]

She might do a weigh in for us if once she gets back down below her reported highest weight of 572.4 lbs.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Buying a minivan would be admitting to the haydurs that she's too fat for a car. She won't even buy something nice like an SUV or pick up which would be easier to heft herself in and out of because of the height and handles and shit.

I looked up car stuff and learned that too much weight can bend or snap an axle. She's been incredibly lucky so far, but it's only a matter of time. I think minivans can take more weight then a car, but only because they were built to carry more passengers. Amber might not have a choice though if she keeps gaining.

 

[Moonpie]

I looked up car stuff and learned that too much weight can bend or snap an axle. She's been incredibly lucky so far, but it's only a matter of time. I think minivans can take more weight then a car, but only because they were built to carry more passengers. Amber might not have a choice though if she keeps gaining.

Could you imagine being behind them on the road? Big ass weighing the car down. Sprawled out in the back seat because she's too wide to fit in the front now.
She tore up the side of the car with over extending the door to get in and out.
You know that car won't be around much longer.
And I bet her scooty puffs go slow.
Massive cunt. She makes me sick.

She might do a weigh in for us if once she gets back down below her reported highest weight of 572.4 lbs.

I don't think she wants to lose weight. She's so delusional she doesn't care.
She's gonna keep eating herself to the hospital or death.
She's so vain. For no reason because she's far from cute. Like she thinks she is.
Her legs freak me out. The biggest legs I've ever seen.

 

[krazy orange cat]

At least with a minivan the rear doors slide open so no having to squeeze in when she's swollen. She could just sit on the floor and roll herself in if they remove the seats.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Buying a minivan would be admitting to the haydurs that she's too fat for a car. She won't even buy something nice like an SUV or pick up which would be easier to heft herself in and out of because of the height and handles and shit.

She’s done plenty of things already that admit to the haydurs she’s too fat for shit, namely the scootypuff and the living room mattress pissuation type dealio. I think the first thing on her mind would be flexing how much money she has, not how bad a car upgrade solely to accommodate her weight would look.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Credit to Reddit:

Our Gorl Isn't Paying Her Hospital Bills

I'm quoting this here 'cause I wanted to ask if anyone's heard her mention getting insurance lately anyway.

Too fucking funny.

 

[Turd Blossom]

I'm quoting this here 'cause I wanted to ask if anyone's heard her mention getting insurance lately anyway.

Too fucking funny.

A screenshot of the reddit post for posterity.

 

[New & Improved Username]

No WAY she can get in an actual car these days! She's more cargo van size. I expect them to be trading up pretty soon.

Aren't there states in which you can't legally own a vehicle if you don't have a driver's license?

All the vehicle insurance, registration and everything has to be under Becky's name. She might not want to be "generous" enough to buy a van or SUV for Becky to drive her around in.

Also Amber will have to figure out how to get into the higher seat.

Spoiler: my600lblife

 

[Twinkie]

The issue is that she can't register a vehicle without a driver's license. That's why "her" car is in Becky's name even though Amberlynn paid for most of it.

As for whose name is on the title... we don't even know if it's paid off so it may be that neither of them "own" it but I wouldn't be surprised if the loan (or title if it's outright paid for) is also in Becky's name.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

What is this odd blur that gives you the illusion of having a Chintal...? also, way to leave the cursor on your gd forehead, moron.

 

[ADHD]

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A screenshot of the reddit post for posterity.

How far overdue would her medical bills have to be before they'd take her to court over it? She's gone to the ER several times this year, so she might end up with even more suits against her.

She's fine without health insurance though.

 

[Twinkie]

It doesn't happen often that people are sued for their own unpaid medical bills. Usually the provider sells your debt to a collection agency for whatever they can get.

e: to clarify, the reason it's uncommon is because most people who don't pay are failing to do so because they can't so there's no point in suing them. obviously when someone has a lot of money and isn't paying there's incentive to go after them, which may be what's happening here.

e2: to clarify further, in states with expanded Medicaid (like Kentucky) all the poor people have Medicaid, so most of their medical bills are paid, certainly their ER bills. So if you have unpaid ER bills to begin with in an expanded Medicaid state, it is assumed you make enough money that you don't qualify for Medicaid (read: you have considerable wages to garnish), so you're more likely to get sued. In states that don't have expanded Medicaid, poor people run up huge medical bills because they have no coverage and obviously no one bothers suing the destitute. Sorry if that was confusing.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

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What is this odd blur that gives you the illusion of having a Chintal...? also, way to leave the cursor on your gd forehead, moron.

Yeah, it's weird. In fact, there are some lighter patches just above the smear and under her eyes/across the bridge of her nose that look suspect as well.

It almost looks like someone tried to contour her face with Photoshop, but they used rules for contouring makeup, if that makes sense. Like, rather than just altering the photo in any semi-competent manner, they used lightening and darkening effects as though they were applying contouring powder to her face with a makeup brush.

I wonder if anyone is actually stupid enough to do that or if I'm imagining things.

It doesn't happen often that people are sued for their own unpaid medical bills. Usually the provider sells your debt to a collection agency for whatever they can get.

According to Reddit (god help me) it seems she's being sued by entities in two different counties as well as the commonwealth itself. Is this relevant to why she's being sued instead of it going to collections (or is this scenario even plausible -- I trust Reddit very little on this)? I know nothing about this stuff and I'm kinda curious.

Edit: I regret reposting this in this thread. I'll take my dumb questions back to the haydur thread to avoid posting chaos.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I don't think she wants to lose weight. She's so delusional she doesn't care.
She's gonna keep eating herself to the hospital or death.
She's so vain. For no reason because she's far from cute. Like she thinks she is.
Her legs freak me out. The biggest legs I've ever seen.

Nahhh, I’m sure one day she’s going to realize she’s overweight and she’ll finally start eating right and exercising. And while she’s at it I’ll bet she’ll go to a therapist and work on her mentals, and patch up her toxic relationship with Becky, and maybe she’ll even move out and get a place of her own with a real job while healthily balancing her weight loss channel as an inspiration to others! And all the haydurs will cry and kill themselves because she finally proved us wrong, but she won’t brag about it because she’ll have become a humble person who doesn’t need the validation of others...

Welcome to the amberlynn reid channel. We been knew for years that she’s delusional and vain and fat.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

She must not have even tried to pay them. Most hospitals have a department whos only job is to try and talk people into paying them.... they'll take pretty much anything to keep them from having to sell the debt to a collections agency. Back in the day I had an uninsured ER visit. I sent them $20 a month for years before the hospital said fuck it and forgave the rest of the debt. I want to say I'm shocked Big Al "10k A Month" Reid didn't even TRY to pay for the medical services she wasted, but that's why she went to the ER in the first place. She thought it would be free in the long run, whereas as has to pay up front to see a GP.