Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pegecag785]

Gotchu.
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"This hate isn't about me, it's about you"

Except it isn't

6 years later and she still doesn't know why people hate her (or pretends to not know at least)

I hope we'll get a weigh in on January since she's one of those "new year new me" people

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

"Anime Buisiness Owner" lmaooo

Excuse you ,you haydur

It's "aspiring" anime business owner

 

[Xenomorph]

ahem I would like to share with you a song that gets truer and truer the more this month goes on.
sang to the tune of Duality from Slipknot



My thiiiiighs
Its the only way to slowly stop the stank
Butits made of all the shits I had to TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
HAYDURS THEY NEVER WIN WHEN I PUSH MY WEIGHT TO THE SIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDE
IF THE HATE GOES ON....


I have have screeched until the bed collapsed
Ive picked away the cats scratch
Now all I do is sit all and wait
Ive purchased this and Ive purchased that
To have Destiny be my mate
But she said my hunger never sates.
I tweeted this and Ive Tweeted that and everything I say is fact
Dont believe the truth only lies I create.
I've got to stay Ive got to stay
On You Tube theres no other way
That I could make some cash other than those feeding boys.
I guess Ill save a little cash
As I smile under my lip stache
I CONSUME ALL DAY LONG I HAVE NO CHOICE

IVE PUT MY MAKEUP ON MY EYES
ITS THE ONLY THING I CAN DO WITH ONE FREE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
BECKY IS FINE YOU GUISE ITS MEDS SHES HAS TO TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
INFECTION THAT NEVER ENDS, IT WORKS ITS WAY INSIDE
IF THE PAIN GOES ON
SKINNY GORLS GET IT


All I EAT ALL I EAT IS LO MEIN
All I EAT ALL I EAT IS LO MEIN
All I EAT ALL I EAT IS LO MEIN
All I EAT ALL I EAT IS LO MEIN

Dashboard crams into MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THIGHS
Its the only way to slowly stop the stank
But its made of all the shits I had to TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
HAYDURS THEY NEVER WIN WHEN I PUSH MY WEIGHT TO THE SIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDE
IF THE HATE GOES ON....VLOGMAS AINT GONNA MAKE IT!

Excuse you ,you haydur

It's "aspiring" anime business owner

Bitch cant even manage a gender let alone anything requiring anything more than working a microwave.

 

[New & Improved Username]

That smug bullshit response was more hate inducing (to me anyway) than anything else she's done lately including the Twinkie Store health scare saga/lies. It's not simply mob mentality Al, you earn that hate.

 

[CindyChafe]

We have another winner:


But what’s this?

ENHANCE. ENHANCE.



Oh Bradley you sassy queen! I agree, she should probably stop spending so much on planners and journals and get some health insurance. She still even has a couple weeks for open enrollment for that neat-o Obama care.

 

[Des B*]

This is why she has her own thread on the big bad scawy farms. She doubles down on stupid shit and I don't just mean her portions. Most people would have been like oh shit they played me and not posted anymore, and they certainly wouldn't have highlighted it because most people feel shame and/or humility. But ofc she claims she KNEW there were subliminal messages in them. No you didn't you big dumb bitch.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

We have another winner:

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But what’s this?

ENHANCE. ENHANCE.

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Oh Bradley you sassy queen! I agree, she should probably stop spending so much on planners and journals and get some health insurance. She still even has a couple weeks for open enrollment for that neat-o Obama care.

Help me out, fam - I can't read it. Stupid eyes.

 

[CindyChafe]

Help me out, fam - I can't read it. Stupid eyes.

It says

“stupid bitch maybe spend a little less money on planner and instead get some fucking health insurance” (sic)
I can’t tell if it’s my poor screenshot quality that made it so pixelated or if it was the way this dude made it to hide it better

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Either way, it's a damn fine message. There's no reason for her not to have health insurance.

 

[Das Bucket]

More like:

 

[Pog Mathoin]

This will have really triggered her because she gets so much narcissistic validation from her asspatters. Now she doesn't know who she can believe when she reads anything 'positive' about her. The thought of her pouring over her social media trying to find hidden messages is hilarious, particularly when you know that both Amberlynn and Becky are too stupid to find them.

 

[DJAndyMD]

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More like:

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This bitch is wasting time. A bad diet plus her health is removing time and she isn’t getting any younger. Growing time is over unless she is talking about growing to the point that she will have her own orbit.

 

[MurphTheSmurf]

Y'all don't like the low-effort videos I shit out? I did everything you asked! That means the problem isn't me because it never is. View attachment 328209

I think she forgot to do a few things that were asked of her.

 

[Snusmumriken]

It says

“stupid bitch maybe spend a little less money on planner and instead get some fucking health insurance” (sic)
I can’t tell if it’s my poor screenshot quality that made it so pixelated or if it was the way this dude made it to hide it better

Oh. I thought it was a sly drawing of her shelf wings.

 

[CindyChafe]

Oh. I thought it was a sly drawing of her shelf wings.

There’s layers and layers to this thing.

 

[Snusmumriken]

There’s layers and layers to this thing.

Which thing? Amber’s blubber ass or the post?

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Watch as they begin migrating here.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Watch as they begin migrating here.

they won't. kiwifarms too scary

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Watch as they begin migrating here.

Same thing happens every couple of months in the munchie threads when there's an r/illnessfakers purge. Most of the reddit refugees assimilate within a couple of weeks or leave almost immediately.

 

[SeasonAllSalt]

Long time lorker. Couldn’t let this one pass by though.

WEAR A SEATBELT