Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Twinkie]

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I just did this selecting 600 elbees, no seat belt, and only 30 miles per hour and it said severe injury or death

 

[Red Mask]

Depending on the speed, the whiplash from the seatbelt would still fuck her up in some way.

I was thinking decapitation.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

I keep getting this image of her popping like one of those squishy jelly stress balls. Inside is a fatty gelatinous substance that smells like orange chicken.

 

[Bitchboy95]

Someone photoshopped her big, fat head into the corner there and she wants to share it with everyone

 

[Xenomorph]

that shit was probably written by some bindi bot dude

 

[Das Bucket]

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Show bobs and vegana.

Amberlynn shady cam?


I can’t with Eric’s hair. It looks so stupid.. even worse from behind. You know he loves it because in every vlog he talks about it, plays with it and says “I have no idea what my hair is doing right now you guys.”

I know he’s trying to do the trendy Mulan samurai man bun but with his nappy hair it doesn’t translate well. Yet again, all I can think of is this:

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Amberlynn shady cam?
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I can’t with Eric’s hair. It looks so stupid.. even worse from behind. You know he loves it because in every vlog he talks about it, plays with it and says “I have no idea what my hair is doing right now you guys.”

I know he’s trying to do the trendy Mulan samurai man bun but with his nappy hair it doesn’t translate well. Yet again, all I can think of is this:
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He insists on having the bun on the top of his head like Amber too.
He's just so bad at everything in life, I love it.

 

[Twinkie]

Isn't it weird how Eric & Rickie are allowed to hang curtains in their bedroom, but for some reason the mean old landlord is forcing Becky & Hamber to duct tape old sheets to the wall to cover their windows? Shhoooo sad!

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

Amberlynn shady cam?
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I can’t with Eric’s hair. It looks so stupid.. even worse from behind. You know he loves it because in every vlog he talks about it, plays with it and says “I have no idea what my hair is doing right now you guys.”

I know he’s trying to do the trendy Mulan samurai man bun but with his nappy hair it doesn’t translate well. Yet again, all I can think of is this:
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Lots of clashing colors and designs for the decor. How trashy

 

[Masta]

Amberlynn shady cam?
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I can’t with Eric’s hair. It looks so stupid.. even worse from behind. You know he loves it because in every vlog he talks about it, plays with it and says “I have no idea what my hair is doing right now you guys.”

I know he’s trying to do the trendy Mulan samurai man bun but with his nappy hair it doesn’t translate well. Yet again, all I can think of is this:
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I really hate to admit it but even the curls were much better than the mini poop bun that’s going on...

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Once I invited this potential new work friend over. She brings over a family size bag of sour cream and onion chips and 2 rice-a-roni creamy pasta kits. I thought the choice of snacks was odd, but we were cheifin dank nugs, so whatever. And she ate ALL OF IT. It was so gross, the combination of smell- garlic with the green onion all that heavy cream. Just ate it up in one sitting. And it took FOREVER for her to finish her meal.

Then she fucking pulls down her pants and I see her blood sugar monitor. Home girl has beetus. I was so horrified I never talked to her at work again. And now, every time I see Amberlynn, I wonder how her roommates do it. Just the constant gorging on sausages and the liquid aminos... omfg.

 

[Lakonian Lady]

I keep getting this image of her popping like one of those squishy jelly stress balls. Inside is a fatty gelatinous substance that smells like orange chicken.

If she doesn’t pop, she could develop fat necrosis from the seatbelt trauma, (basically your fat cells start leaking and dying leading to a build-up of scar tissue/lesions). Most studies are about fatty breast tissue being injured by the seatbelt so I can only imagine what would happen since she’s a ball of fat.

 

[Mauve Olive]

Amberlynn shady cam?
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That curtain looks like it's been knicked from a hospital ward, one of those privacy curtains put between beds. Or it's made out of crepe paper wtf

 

[DefCon Dumb]

It does look like a hospital privacy curtain. Even more strange - if you look at the top, the curtain rod only crosses half way so technically, it's only half a curtain.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Once I invited this potential new work friend over. She brings over a family size bag of sour cream and onion chips and 2 rice-a-roni creamy pasta kits. I thought the choice of snacks was odd, but we were cheifin dank nugs, so whatever. And she ate ALL OF IT. It was so gross, the combination of smell- garlic with the green onion all that heavy cream. Just ate it up in one sitting. And it took FOREVER for her to finish her meal.

Then she fucking pulls down her pants and I see her blood sugar monitor. Home girl has beetus. I was so horrified I never talked to her at work again. And now, every time I see Amberlynn, I wonder how her roommates do it. Just the constant gorging on sausages and the liquid aminos... omfg.

I think for at least insulin resistance, I have heard it does make you crave starchy stuff like that, I think due to the what is going on with the insulin. She probably eats a ton of sugary or bready stuff too, those are the other notorious craving they tend to have.

 

[Xenomorph]

You think Hammy is still stanning Nikocado HIVado now? Are they still besties?

 

[Rokko]

You think Hammy is still stanning Nikocado HIVado now? Are they still besties?

What happened with him?

 

[Xenomorph]

What happened with him?

Its so loooong to explain however here ya go

Basically a piece of fat rat faced shit being a despicable cunt. You wanna see this, he is fucking OVER.

 

[MissLosR]

Its so loooong to explain however here ya go

Basically a piece of fat rat faced shit being a despicable cunt. You wanna see this, he is fucking OVER.

Spoiler: Slightly Off Topic MOTI Sperging

This vid makes me MOTI. I knew Amber was a self-serving manipulator who did shitty things, but Nik always seemed like a mostly harmless cow purposely m.ilking his exceptionalism and stirring drama. Looks like they've got more in common as hurtful cows that are a detriment to those they interact with after all, I only wish the people in Amber's life would take advantage of their potential platform to speak up too, rather than trying to launch anime companies or some bullshit while spewing platitudes about helping others.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Spoiler: Slightly Off Topic MOTI Sperging

This vid makes me MOTI. I knew Amber was a self-serving manipulator who did shitty things, but Nik always seemed like a mostly harmless cow purposely m.ilking his exceptionalism and stirring drama. Looks like they've got more in common as hurtful cows that are a detriment to those they interact with after all, I only wish the people in Amber's life would take advantage of their potential platform to speak up too, rather than trying to launch anime companies or some bullshit while spewing platitudes about helping others.

Eh, Amber just follows Trisha as her model, she sees Trisha being "friends" with him... (under duress of late I might add). Also, Stephanie explains how smoothly he greased onto her - he did it to Amber too. Amber's not that deep, she's hardly going to back the guy, she probably won't even notice this until it's pushed in her face. Nik's a bad guy and a lot of people, including Stephanie, have been taken in. Trisha tried to take a stand and was dragged to hell over it.