Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I'm wondering... Maybe someone with medical background could shed some light on this.

Let's say Amber loses weight from 600 elbees to 140 elbees. Then she removes all excess skin. Then she gains all the weight back. Will her skin be thinner? How many such cycles would she be able to repeat?
 
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Posting this from the Haydur Nation thread because it seemed to make more sense to put it here.

SAVE TWINKIE! said:
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So, I have a question.

AL says, "You got my age right!" to which Eric responds, "I was gonna put 89, lol". This seems like a reference to the famous 89 elbees.

But then someone says, "You should put 92" and everyone agrees.

Does this mean she's claiming she's lost 92 lbs? She insists she's losing weight, all visual evidence to the contrary. A bit tinfoilly, but she said she wasn't going to weigh in until she lost a certain amount. How much you wanna bet that amount is 100 lbs?

I know it seems impossible that she's lost that much weight just by looking at her, but I have to wonder. Maybe she has 92 lbs to go.
 
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GargoyleGorl said:
Posting this from the Haydur Nation thread because it seemed to make more sense to put it here.



So, I have a question.

AL says, "You got my age right!" to which Eric responds, "I was gonna put 89, lol". This seems like a reference to the famous 89 elbees.

But then someone says, "You should put 92" and everyone agrees.

Does this mean she's claiming she's lost 92 lbs? She insists she's losing weight, all visual evidence to the contrary. A bit tinfoilly, but she said she wasn't going to weigh in until she lost a certain amount. How much you wanna bet that amount is 100 lbs?

I know it seems impossible that she's lost that much weight just by looking at her, but I have to wonder. Maybe she has 92 lbs to go.
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Or you know... she's 29. So the joke is that they got the 9 part right, but screwed up the decade... or switched the order of the 2 and the 9. Come on now, don't act retarded.
 
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Or you know... she's 29. So the joke is that they got the 9 part right, but screwed up the decade... or switched the order of the 2 and the 9. Come on now, don't act exceptional.
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It's not an act, sadly. But you're probably right about the 9 and 2 thing. I'll go sit on the exceptional step for a while.
 
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I have no idea what you two are talking about. Amber is hilarious.

EDIT: Unintentionally, that is. When she tries to be funny, she fails.
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I agree with this as well - she's hilarious because she's a narcissistic blob lacking any sense of self awareness and devoid of irony.
She isn't charismatic to watch by any means, but she's oddly compelling viewing. A living, breathing train-wreck chugging towards Beetus Mountain, pulling along an assortment of equally horrible human boxcars for the ride.
 
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I was willing to believe she had lost a negligible amount of weight but the birthday pics say that hasn't happened. I think the fat has been pulled downward by gravity so the dimensions have changed. I feel bad for her but wtf anybody who points out that her last year in the 20s is the last chance to change is wasting their time.
 
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I hope 2020 is the year Amberlynn discovers all those bullshit “weight loss subliminals” that the ED community on YouTube seems to love so much. Our gorl needs a fresh batch of snake oil for 2020 and this could be it. Just think about it. It’s literally 0% effort. They were practically designed for her!

Psssst Amber if yr reading this: https://youtu.be/0ds4vNoPinU
 
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frobscottle said:
I hope 2020 is the year Amberlynn discovers all those bullshit “weight loss subliminals” that the ED community on YouTube seems to love so much. Our gorl needs a fresh batch of snake oil for 2020 and this could be it. Just think about it. It’s literally 0% effort. They were practically designed for her!

Psssst Amber if yr reading this: https://youtu.be/0ds4vNoPinU
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What the fuck, they actually believe listening to certain songs will magically make them lose weight?
 
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