Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,522
Are you not tired amber?


Posture equals weightloss to our gorl
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Oh, come on, gorl, we know you use fat girl angles in your videos to not look as big

When Eric's in control of the camera, Amber is basically his bitch because he doesn't use angles that advantage her. It's probably why she even told him to not* include full body shots of her in his vlogs, since most of us only see her upper body and forget how big the rest of her body is

Also, just saying but the one in September looks like her breasts (if you can even call them that, they're just flabs of fat) just rest on the table

Edit: Also, I guess it's pretty hard for her to just step on the scale to prove the haydurs wrong. But remember, she's so excited about her sharing her weight with us that she won't even say it
 
This bitch and her delusions, we get so lost with her fat angles and the fact she surround herself with massive walking blobs that we don't know what is real anymore, we have the illusion that 300lbs creatures are actually "slim" wtf? hell that sorcery!
All phones have video with "beauty" filters that slim your face and clean your skin, nothing new.
Watching vlogs from Dustyn era when we can see her full body from Dustyn's phone and interacting with human size people and furniture she looked fatter than now, and she was around 100lbs+ less....
I feel stuck in a fat version of Black Mirror
 
i'm pretty sure us kiwis would be the first to point out any actual weight loss should it actually happen. if you have to make a snapchat story patting yourself on the hump about your """weight loss""" when literally no one else has noticed it you're probably full of shit. she's cried wolf about losing weight enough times that she really needs to sftu until she loses like 50 lbs minimum
 
Yeah, she looks the same in both. If I compared a picture of myself with no makeup at a shitty angle to one with makeup and a slightly better but still bad angle, I'd say I look better too.

Amber, in order for comparisons like this to have actual merit, you should be posing exactly the same in both photos. Why not show us a body comparison instead of pics of your fatass moon head and chins?
 
Late as fuck because I was too busy to be in awe at how big Amber looks on the couch, but I noticed just now how it was Destiny that brought Amber's birthday cake instead of Becky

Why
Cause Becky is high af on some sort of medication and would probably drop it or something idk
 
In order for her to walk a million steps she'd have to commit to walking at the very least 1 mile per day every single day for 365 days... going on a stride that is considerable shorter than average. (An average stride = 2000 steps per mile and in order to reach a million steps in 1 year would require 2700ish average steps per day)

As someone else said her joints would give out long before she reached that goal. I am dumbfounded why she wouldn't make a more reasonable goal like...oh I dunno... be able to walk 1 mile in 20 minutes by the end of 2020. But I guess if you make yourself unattainable goals it feels like less of a failure when you can't follow through.
Walking a mile might be a reasonable goal. But a mile isn't that different than 2700 steps... so a mile per day or a mile in 20 minutes? Doesn't seem like your goal is more realistic. She could easily get 2700 steps a day, just taking twinkie around the block.
 
Late as fuck because I was too busy to be in awe at how big Amber looks on the couch, but I noticed just now how it was Destiny that brought Amber's birthday cake instead of Becky

Why
Who would you rather have present you with your birthday cake if you were Amber?
 
Makes me think of the smoker who didn't quit after the mini-stroke, didn't quit after the COPD, didn't quit after they needed to be put on oxygen, didn't quit after the first lung cancer surgery, and is now crying because they've been told they have six months to live -- and are lighting up because at this point it honestly doesn't make a difference.

She won't lose weight after the loss of mobility, she won't lose weight after the high blood pressure, she won't lose weight after the cellulitis, she won't lose weight after the lymphedema... Whatever, it's too late now. Eat another pint of brownie batter.
Like most of the morons stalked by this site, Ambs lives free of consequences. She has her tugboat in the form of youtube bux. She has never had a serious health problem. her idiot "friends" enable her eating. She has no real stress and does not have to work. Her "girlfriend"/manservant is a lazy imbecile who will not stand up to her ever. She has no reason to change. Her life is where she wants it. If she could get rid of the unfair criticism about her weight and the festering wounds on her body, Amberlynn Reid would happy as a pig wallowing in its own excrement.

She is also delusional and arrogant so she can ignore advice from medical professional when it contradicts what he read on naturaldietweightlossfasthealthy.info. It will take some major disaster to get her to be even slightly responsible about anything.
I'm wondering... Maybe someone with medical background could shed some light on this.

Let's say Amber loses weight from 600 elbees to 140 elbees. Then she removes all excess skin. Then she gains all the weight back. Will her skin be thinner? How many such cycles would she be able to repeat?
Skin goes through mitosis when subject to mechanical pressure. Ever hear of foreskin restoration for cut guys? They use some clips or something to pull on their wiener skin, which causes more to grow. It works the same when you get fat. Skin is stretched and the stretching causes more to grow.

Her skin is just like yours, only she has a lot more of it and hers is damaged and infected. She is probably wearing enough skin for 3 people right now, but it is just regular skin (with infections and rashes and tears). Human skin at its thickest is really thin. Subcutaneous tissues and fat to outside of epidermis is only a few mm. Pinch the skin on your forearm. That is two layers of your skin and sill almost nothing.

When she loses a bunch of weight and has extra skin hanging all over the place, she would pay thousands and thousands of dollars to get that removed. A surgeon would make some incisions, cut off most of the excess, and sew her back together again. Recovery would be very painful for a while and then just be a matter of fully healing. Skinned Amber would be "normal" in a few months.

Her skin would respond the same way it responds to weight gain now: cellular division producing more skin cells. She can get fat as many times as she wants, though she would be building up more scar tissue with each successive surgery.
 
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