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But, but, but... it had GLITTER!
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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She didn't mean 1,500 a day. She meant 1,500 each meal. And she eats 4 meals a day like a good healthy gorl.
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Everything Amber said and does is aspirational. The million steps while bed bound, the vacation to Bora Bora while never wanted to be in a plane, the college interest while hating school, the wanting to be 170# while not dieting, and the list could go on. The #1500calories falls also in this group; she would never accept to eat only 1500 calories for more than a couple of days. The Octavia experiment did show us that.
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So, is there a poll somewhere about Ambies WeIgH iN wEdNeSdAy??? Cuz it looks like we aren’t getting a second one... I’m certainly not surprised. She’s going thru old footage, trying to find a weigh in in the low 500s.... Seeing her step on the scale, full body, no cuts, will never happen. At this point I really don’t care about her weight, her makeup she never uses, the gross shit she eats.... I wanna see those festering , oozing, lumpy LLLAAAAAAARRRRGGGGSS
I NEED TO SEE AMS GAMMMMSSSS....
I NEED TO SEE AMS GAMMMMSSSS....
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she's been uploading them at about 1am my time. its now only 4:10pm so if she's going to upload one she still has a bit of time left really makes me wonder how fucked up her sleeping schedule still is.
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Ok, I know I’m late. Flog me later. Anyway, the way this ignoramus calculates weight loss is a field of math called Ambermath... She’s always done this. So her weight was 519 (fuck the point 4,6,5), she gained 5 pounds putting her at 525(again, fuck the point), so she loses the 5 pounds she gained, plus one more, putting her beheem ass at 518. She says “I lost 6 pounds”..... no. You lost ONE pound. One pound. Every weight loss jamboree she puts us thru, she does this math. I just don’t get it. You can’t lose what was already lost. If you weigh 580 and you weigh in at 500, you lost 80 pounds, right? I mean even if you have a week where you gain weight back and have to lose it again, it’s still an 80 pound loss..... unless you’re Amber. Give me my flogging and my puzzleView attachment 1169838
I was a bit surprised when she randomly "premiered" her weigh-in even after sticking to her guns and keeping the loss private for once because she wanted to wait until she was out of the 500s.
But now it makes sense. Unless it's just a coincidence that she decided to post it AFTER gaining back 5 poundsPerhaps she gave up but wanted to ensure that she had a chance to throw 50lbs in everyone's face before resuming her cycle.
pieces for my r.etarded rant....
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It's ok though. Everyone can use Ambermath to make themselves look good.
A normal weight woman can fluctuate by several pounds over the course of a month, depending on where she is in her cycle. So, record your low point, record your high point, then once you cycle back around to your low point, BOOM! You've lost 5 (give or take) lbs! Using Ambermath, a normal weight woman can lose hundreds of pounds over the course of her lifetime without ever venturing above a healthy BMI.
#inspiration #skinnylegend #goals
A normal weight woman can fluctuate by several pounds over the course of a month, depending on where she is in her cycle. So, record your low point, record your high point, then once you cycle back around to your low point, BOOM! You've lost 5 (give or take) lbs! Using Ambermath, a normal weight woman can lose hundreds of pounds over the course of her lifetime without ever venturing above a healthy BMI.
#inspiration #skinnylegend #goals
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So is she just going by Amber now? Maybe that porn star got to her
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This is civil society
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Between Destiny, Krystle and Cassidy she most definitely has lost about a 1000lbs in her lifetime.
SituationTypeThing
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This is the only way she's going to lose 1/3 of her being.
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more than likely it was the copy right from the porn star. Not that the senile old porn star could have enforced it anyways, but amber does not play when it comes to her YouTube check. That check is probably the one thing amber would get dead serious about. So she changed her name just on the off chance that something could be said. Amber knows if she loses that check that she is going to be in some deep shit. If YouTube demonetized her channel - I legitimately don’t know what would become of her.
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Ok first of all that filter is hideous, secondly this is her go to response when she uploads something SHE doesn’t want to, she makes out she’s had a ton of hate over it and she’s going to soldier on but inevitably the pressure and complaints from subscribers will be the reason she stops doing weigh ins - NOT cause she’s a fat fuck who can’t stop eating.
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And thats why you are losing money! You can upload whatever you want fatty, doesnt mean people care to watch it
Fatguypewdiepie
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I wish youtube does indeed demonitze her for few days. She'll have a meltdown and if Eric has any brain left below his scraggly pubic hair on his head, he'll video it for sweet sweet youtube bucks
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It's my dream that he has a stock pile of priceless videos and photos and stories expanding each day, prepping for when hes finally free and can drop that hot goss for the mad cash lol
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Tsk, tsk...Do you really want to act like an asshole when you’re dropping viewership faster than a bean bag in a hurry?
lame and old, I know.
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If that happened, she'd coerce Eric to upload more frequently & make damned sure she featured heavily in HIS videos.